# Ask the guy who will answer the "ask the guy" questions **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 23, 2009, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-will-answer-the-ask-the-guy-questions/522364 "2009-12-23T20:26:03Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 14\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2009, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-will-answer-the-ask-the-guy-questions/522364/1 "2009-12-23T20:26:03Z")
I’m a guy. I’ll answer the question. Go on and ask. Questions need not be solely on my guyness. If you have a question that you think really needs to be asked, I’m your guy. ---
**Author:** ![Ellen\_Cherry](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellen_cherry/32/3600_2.png) [@Ellen\_Cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellen_Cherry)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2009, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-will-answer-the-ask-the-guy-questions/522364/2 "2009-12-23T20:27:14Z")
How do you all walk around with those things? 😛 Seriously, don’t they get in the way? I ask my husband this all the time. He never thinks it’s a serious question. ---
**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2009, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-will-answer-the-ask-the-guy-questions/522364/3 "2009-12-23T20:33:22Z")
> [@Ellen\_Cherry](#): > > How do you all walk around with those things? 😛 > > Seriously, don’t they get in the way? I ask my husband this all the time. He never thinks it’s a serious question. Honestly, walking around never poses much of a problem. Usually it just fits in one area of your pants and stays there, so it’s not like it’s bouncing around like a jogger without a running bra on, smacking up against anything physics will allow. ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2009, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-will-answer-the-ask-the-guy-questions/522364/4 "2009-12-23T20:33:35Z")
Does this look infected to you? ---
**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2009, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-will-answer-the-ask-the-guy-questions/522364/5 "2009-12-23T20:53:15Z")
Do you have favorite fellow guys, like Fawkes or Lombardo? ---
**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2009, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-will-answer-the-ask-the-guy-questions/522364/6 "2009-12-23T20:56:10Z")
> [@Jack\_Batty](#): > > Does this look infected to you? What? the gaping hole of oozing bloody pus? Honestly it looks a lot worse than it probably is. I’d say poke it with a stick a few times and see if it moves. If it does, maybe you should get it checked out by a shaman or voodoo expert or something. ---
**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2009, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-will-answer-the-ask-the-guy-questions/522364/7 "2009-12-23T20:59:08Z")
> [@blondebear](#): > > Do you have favorite fellow guys, like Fawkes or Lombardo? I’d have to say my favorite is Guy Laliberté who’s the owner of Cirque de Soleil, amateur poker player, and part time astronaut. He seems pretty darn cool to me. ---
**Author:** ![A\_Spoonful\_of\_Awesome](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3be4f8/32.png) [@A\_Spoonful\_of\_Awesome](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/A_Spoonful_of_Awesome)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2009, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-will-answer-the-ask-the-guy-questions/522364/8 "2009-12-23T21:00:27Z")
What is the Ultimate Question of Life, The Universe, and Everything? ---
**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2009, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-will-answer-the-ask-the-guy-questions/522364/9 "2009-12-23T21:07:24Z")
> [@A\_Spoonful\_of\_Awesome](#): > > What is the Ultimate Question of Life, The Universe, and Everything? What’s nine times fish? ---
**Author:** ![Manduck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/manduck/32/256_2.png) [@Manduck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Manduck)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2009, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-will-answer-the-ask-the-guy-questions/522364/10 "2009-12-23T21:44:42Z")
If you were a tree, what kind of tree would you be? ---
**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2009, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-will-answer-the-ask-the-guy-questions/522364/11 "2009-12-23T21:57:04Z")
> [@Manduck](#): > > If you were a tree, what kind of tree would you be? I think to truly understand my answer, one must first know the choices available. For without knowledge, what is information? Here are the trees: Abelia, Glossy Almond, Dwarf Russian Almond, Hall’s Hardy Apple, Early Harvest Apple, Lodi Apple, Red Delicious Apple, Red Jonathan Apple, Stayman Winesap Apple, Yellow Delicious Apricot, Early Golden Apricot, Moorpark Arborvitae Nigra American Arborvitae Woodward Globe Arborvitae, American Arborvitae, Emerald Arborvitae, Golden Globe Arborvitae, Green Giant Ash, Green Ash, White Aspen, Quaking Azalea Formosa Azaleas Mollis Hybrid, Orange Azaleas Mollis Hybrid, Pink Azaleas Mollis Hybrid, Red Azaleas Mollis Hybrid, White Azaleas Mollis Hybrid, Yellow Baldcypress Beautybush Beech, American Beech, European Birch, Paper Birch, River Birch, Yellow Black Tupelo (Black Gum) Boxwood (Common) Boxwood (Korean) Boxwood Green Velvet Buckeye, Red Buckeye, Yellow Butternut Camellia Catalpa, Northern Cedar, Atlas Cedar, Deodar Cherry, Bing Cherry, Black Tartarian Cherry, Early Richmond Cherry, Japanese Flowering (Yoshino) Cherry, Kwanzan Cherry, Montmorency Cherry, Nanking Cherry, Purpleleaf Sand Cherry, Sargent Chestnut, Chinese Coffeetree, Kentucky Crab, Prairifire Flowering Crabapple, Sargent Crabapple, Snowdrift Crapemyrtle, Common Cypress, Arizona Cypress, Leyland Dogwood, Cloud 9 Dogwood, Corneliancherry Dogwood, Gray Dogwood, Kousa Dogwood, Pink Dogwood, Red Dogwood, Red Cloud Dogwood, Redosier Dogwood, Silky Dogwood, White Douglasfir Ebony, Texas Elder American Elm, Cedar Elm, Lacebark Fir, Balsam Fir, Noble Fir, White Forsythia Ginkgo, (Maidenhair Tree) Goldenraintree Hackberry Hawthorn, Washington Hazelnut, American Hazelnut, Arbor Day Hemlock, Canadian Hickory, Shellbark Holly, American Holly, Foster’s No. 2 Honeylocust, Thornless Horsechestnut Hydrangea , Blue Hydrangea, Oakleaf Hydrangea, Pee Gee Juniper, Bar Harbor Juniper, Youngstown Lilac, Fragrant Lilac, Hungarian Lilac, Pekin Linden, Littleleaf Linden, Silver Magnolia Centennial Star Magnolia, Ann Magnolia, Cucumbertree Magnolia, Jane Magnolia, Saucer Magnolia, Southern Magnolia, Star Magnolia, Sweetbay Maple Red Sunset Maple, Japanese Red Maple, ‘October Glory’ Maple, Red Maple, Silver Maple, Sugar Maple, Tatarian Maple, Trident Mockorange, Sweet Mountainash, American Mountainash, European Mountain-Laurel Oak, Bur Oak, California White Oak, Chestnut Oak, Chinkapin Oak, Holly Oak, Live Oak, Northern Red Oak, Overcup Oak, Pin Oak, Sawtooth Oak, Scarlet Oak, Shumard Oak, Water Oak, White Oak, Willow Olive, European Peach, Belle of Georgia Peach, Elberta Peach, Golden Jubilee Peach, Hale-Haven Pear, Bartlett Pear, Chanticleer Pear, Kieffer Pear, Orient Pecan Pine, Austrian Pine, Canary Island Pine, Eldarica Pine, Loblolly Pine, Lodgepole Pine, Longleaf Pine, Mugo Pine, Ponderosa (Pacific) Pine, Scots Pine, Singleleaf Pinyon Pine, Slash Pine, White Pistache, Chinese Planetree, London Plum, Burbank Plum, Damson Plum, Methley Plum, Mexican Plum, Purpleleaf Poplar, Hybrid Privet, North Redbud, Eastern Redcedar, Eastern Redwood, Coast Redwood, Dawn Rhododendron, Purple Rhododendron, White (Hybrid) Rose-of-Sharon Sandcherry Western Sassafras Sequoia, Giant Serviceberry, Downy Silverbell, Carolina Smoketree Soapberry, Western Sourwood Spruce, Black Hills Spruce, Colorado Blue Spruce, Norway Spruce, Oriental Spruce, Serbian Spruce, White Strawberry Tree Sweetgum, American Sweetshrub Sycamore, California Tuliptree (Yellow Poplar) Viburnum Arrowwood Viburnum, American Cranberrybush Viburnum, Blackhaw Walnut, Black Walnut, Carpathian English Weigela, Old Fashioned Willow, Desert Willow, Pussy Willow, Scarlet Curls Willow, Weeping Winterberry Winterberry Holly Witchhazel, Common Zelkova, Japanese 208 choices. What to choose? Can anyone really make a choice such as this? They’re all so varied. So unique. So beautiful in their own ways. Yeah, I choose pussy willow. Because it makes me giggle. ---
**Author:** ![truthbot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e9bcb4/32.png) [@truthbot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/truthbot)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2009, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-will-answer-the-ask-the-guy-questions/522364/12 "2009-12-25T01:31:19Z")
What’s up with the obsession with boobies? Y’all should know they’re just large sweat glands, capable of producing milk; that get in the way when we wimmens eat spaghetti. ---
**Author:** ![Isamu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/7c8e57/32.png) [@Isamu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Isamu)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2009, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-will-answer-the-ask-the-guy-questions/522364/13 "2009-12-25T03:13:03Z")
How can you just IGNORE me like that??? ---
**Author:** ![Manduck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/manduck/32/256_2.png) [@Manduck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Manduck)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2009, 8:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-will-answer-the-ask-the-guy-questions/522364/14 "2009-12-25T08:49:02Z")
> [@truthbot](#): > > What’s up with the obsession with boobies? Y’all should know they’re just large sweat glands, capable of producing milk; that get in the way when we wimmens eat spaghetti. Hawt !