# Ask The Guy Who Won't Ever Post To This Thread Again Guy **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [December 20, 2002, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-wont-ever-post-to-this-thread-again-guy/144096 "2002-12-20T20:10:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![BZ00000](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/47e85d/32.png) [@BZ00000](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BZ00000)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2002, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-wont-ever-post-to-this-thread-again-guy/144096/1 "2002-12-20T20:10:12Z")
Go ahead ask, I won’t answer. ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2002, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-wont-ever-post-to-this-thread-again-guy/144096/2 "2002-12-20T20:14:30Z")
What’s BZ00000 stand for? The name, not the person? ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2002, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-wont-ever-post-to-this-thread-again-guy/144096/3 "2002-12-20T20:19:09Z")
BZ00000 have you given up feltching goats? ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2002, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-wont-ever-post-to-this-thread-again-guy/144096/4 "2002-12-20T20:27:52Z")
If I guess your shoe size, have I also guessed your IQ? ---
**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2002, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-wont-ever-post-to-this-thread-again-guy/144096/5 "2002-12-20T20:33:08Z")
Are you deliberately trying to drive Lynn crazy? ---
**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2002, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-wont-ever-post-to-this-thread-again-guy/144096/6 "2002-12-20T20:34:28Z")
I win. ---
**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2002, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-wont-ever-post-to-this-thread-again-guy/144096/7 "2002-12-20T20:35:50Z")
Hey, it worked in the Question Game thread… ---
**Author:** ![Demise](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/34f0e0/32.png) [@Demise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demise)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2002, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-wont-ever-post-to-this-thread-again-guy/144096/8 "2002-12-20T20:41:37Z")
Do you still beat your wife? ---
**Author:** ![elf6c](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c57346/32.png) [@elf6c](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elf6c)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2002, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-wont-ever-post-to-this-thread-again-guy/144096/9 "2002-12-20T20:43:00Z")
Given the poster, it is not clear if said poster knew how unintentionally ironic the post was based on posting history. There appears to be a duel of sorts for stupid new threads started between this poster and another. Not over the line trollish (IMHO), just forehead slappingly stupid. :smack: Ahhh, that’s the stuff. . . ---
**Author:** ![SuaSponte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/67e7ee/32.png) [@SuaSponte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuaSponte)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2002, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-wont-ever-post-to-this-thread-again-guy/144096/10 "2002-12-20T20:44:00Z")
If a train leaves Chicago traveling at 60 miles an hour heading southwest, and 2 hours later a train leaves Los Angeles at 80 miles an hour heading northeast, and the distance between Chicago and Los Angeles is 1800 miles, are you an asshat or a buttmunch?\* Sua \*and our either of those phrases homophobic? ---
**Author:** ![Kal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9de053/32.png) [@Kal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kal)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2002, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-wont-ever-post-to-this-thread-again-guy/144096/11 "2002-12-20T20:50:30Z")
Any chance of a Mod changing the thread title to a more descriptive one? “Ask the drooling moron” seems pretty accurate. ---
**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2002, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-wont-ever-post-to-this-thread-again-guy/144096/12 "2002-12-20T20:59:06Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by SuaSponte \* > **buttmunch** But what, Sua? ---
**Author:** ![CRorex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dfb087/32.png) [@CRorex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CRorex)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2002, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-wont-ever-post-to-this-thread-again-guy/144096/13 "2002-12-20T21:01:17Z")
When squicking a corpse… is it better to use a water based lubricant, or should I just rebury the corpse and let it ‘juice up’ a little more? ---
**Author:** ![elf6c](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c57346/32.png) [@elf6c](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elf6c)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2002, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-wont-ever-post-to-this-thread-again-guy/144096/14 "2002-12-20T21:02:25Z")
BTW: 7 “Ask the” threads going in one forum alone. E-fucking-nough already people. :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Swampwolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8edcca/32.png) [@Swampwolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Swampwolf)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2002, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-wont-ever-post-to-this-thread-again-guy/144096/15 "2002-12-20T21:13:14Z")
awww, a “parody.” sort of. ::: pats **BZ0000000** on the head.::: that’s cute. Now spend the next week sitting on your hands. ---
**Author:** ![elf6c](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c57346/32.png) [@elf6c](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elf6c)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2002, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-wont-ever-post-to-this-thread-again-guy/144096/16 "2002-12-20T21:17:12Z")
Cite: Or I got your cite, buddy. Some of these may or may not be weak parody attempts. I was wrong. Nine of these fucking things. 1. Ask the Libertarian [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=151575](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=151575) 1. Ask the right handed guy. [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=151559](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=151559) 1. Ask the American ExPat™ who lives in Brazil [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=151511](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=151511) 1. Ask the Militia Guy! [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=151573](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=151573) 1. Ask The Guy From Montana [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=151371](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=151371) 1. Ask the chick from/living in Missouri! [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=151554](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=151554) 1. Ask Michael Ellis (Parte Dos) [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=151514](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=151514) 1. Ask the nomadic Mormon teenager [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=151489](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=151489) 1. Ask the 'bif [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=151530](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=151530) ---
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2002, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-wont-ever-post-to-this-thread-again-guy/144096/17 "2002-12-20T21:24:23Z")
> [@](#): > > Any chance of a Mod changing the thread title to a more descriptive one? > > “Ask the drooling moron” seems pretty accurate. This is incredibly tempting. But I’m gonna have to give it a pass. You know what that Zotti guy can be like. I don’t want him coming down on me . . . again. ---
**Author:** ![Kantalooppi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/a5b964/32.png) [@Kantalooppi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kantalooppi)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2002, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-wont-ever-post-to-this-thread-again-guy/144096/18 "2002-12-20T21:33:10Z")
> [@](#): > > When squicking a corpse… is it better to use a water based lubricant, or should I just rebury the corpse and let it ‘juice up’ a little more? I know I’m going to regret this, but… I currently wish I didn’t know what felching is, and I most _certainly_ wish I had _never_ learned what munging is. But… what is squicking? I _know_ it can’t be more perverted than munging. ---
**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2002, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-wont-ever-post-to-this-thread-again-guy/144096/19 "2002-12-20T21:36:13Z")
It is sexual penetration through a hole in the skull. ---
**Author:** ![Kantalooppi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/a5b964/32.png) [@Kantalooppi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kantalooppi)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2002, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-wont-ever-post-to-this-thread-again-guy/144096/20 "2002-12-20T21:42:54Z")
Thanks, I guess. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-wont-ever-post-to-this-thread-again-guy/144096.md?page=2)