# Ask The Guy Who Won't Ever Post To This Thread Again Guy **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [December 20, 2002, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-wont-ever-post-to-this-thread-again-guy/144096 "2002-12-20T20:10:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![CRorex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dfb087/32.png) [@CRorex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CRorex)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2002, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-wont-ever-post-to-this-thread-again-guy/144096/21 "2002-12-20T21:48:00Z")
Eye socket works too. Nature’s way of telling us squicking is natural. [www.Squicksociety.com](http://www.Squicksociety.com) ---
**Author:** ![Swampwolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8edcca/32.png) [@Swampwolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Swampwolf)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2002, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-wont-ever-post-to-this-thread-again-guy/144096/22 "2002-12-20T21:48:00Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Libertarian \* > \*\*It is sexual penetration through a hole in the skull. \*\* So is squicking really common enough that we have a word for it?😕 ---
**Author:** ![CRorex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dfb087/32.png) [@CRorex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CRorex)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2002, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-wont-ever-post-to-this-thread-again-guy/144096/23 "2002-12-20T21:49:59Z")
Blessedwolf, I think it depends on where you went to college… First week in college I learned what felching and squicking were… and I learned where the liquor stores were. ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2002, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-wont-ever-post-to-this-thread-again-guy/144096/24 "2002-12-20T21:55:44Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by blessedwolf \* > \*\*So is squicking really common enough that we have a word for it?😕 \*\* Well, if you want to tell people not to do it, having a word for it becomes pretty gol-darned important real fast. ---
**Author:** ![SuaSponte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/67e7ee/32.png) [@SuaSponte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuaSponte)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2002, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-wont-ever-post-to-this-thread-again-guy/144096/25 "2002-12-20T21:56:22Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Munch \* > \*\*But what, Sua? \*\* Are buts homophobic, Munch? Sua ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2002, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-wont-ever-post-to-this-thread-again-guy/144096/26 "2002-12-20T21:59:28Z")
[Ask the Squicker](http://www.aol.con) fyi, it’s a fake url ---
**Author:** ![jackelope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a6a055/32.png) [@jackelope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jackelope)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2002, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-wont-ever-post-to-this-thread-again-guy/144096/27 "2002-12-20T22:00:49Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by CRorex \* > \*\*Eye socket works too. > > Nature’s way of telling us squicking is natural. > > [www.Squicksociety.com](http://www.Squicksociety.com) \*\* I am so, so, SO glad that link doesn’t work. ---
**Author:** ![CRorex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dfb087/32.png) [@CRorex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CRorex)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2002, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-wont-ever-post-to-this-thread-again-guy/144096/28 "2002-12-20T23:04:57Z")
Hehe 😃 I’m an evil evil person. The scary thing was I didn’t check to make sure the url didn’t work before I typed it. Oh man I dodge a bullet on that one. ---
**Author:** ![ataraxy22](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ataraxy22/32/307_2.png) [@ataraxy22](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ataraxy22)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2002, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-wont-ever-post-to-this-thread-again-guy/144096/29 "2002-12-20T23:08:04Z")
Since seems like an uppity meta-Ask-the-guy thread, I ask, why can’t there be cool ones, in which we can gain deft insight into the souls of people everyone has a dying curiousity to understand entirely, like: “Ask the guy who just got banned, much to your delight” “Ask the guy who tailgates but hates when people tailgate him” “Ask the guy who’s losing internet access tomorrow” “Ask Lot(t)'s wife, who is also a pillar of salt” “Ask Al, the good Arizona border vigilante, and Herb, the bad one” ---
**Author:** ![CRorex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dfb087/32.png) [@CRorex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CRorex)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2002, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-wont-ever-post-to-this-thread-again-guy/144096/30 "2002-12-20T23:09:00Z")
GODDAMN I NO NO ENGRISH GRAMER! ---
**Author:** ![ataraxy22](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ataraxy22/32/307_2.png) [@ataraxy22](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ataraxy22)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2002, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-wont-ever-post-to-this-thread-again-guy/144096/31 "2002-12-20T23:13:34Z")
meee eiffer. nor can spel! ---
**Author:** ![CRorex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dfb087/32.png) [@CRorex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CRorex)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2002, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-wont-ever-post-to-this-thread-again-guy/144096/32 "2002-12-20T23:16:38Z")
I’ve always been a big fan of “Ask the burretos comming out of my anus”. It provides a wonderful collection of sights, smells and soungs. A true cornicopia of experiences. ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2002, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-wont-ever-post-to-this-thread-again-guy/144096/33 "2002-12-21T00:10:13Z")
Ok, I am embarrassed to admit this… but I did sort of giggle at the concept of this thread. ---
**Author:** ![Mikahw](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Mikahw](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mikahw)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2002, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-wont-ever-post-to-this-thread-again-guy/144096/34 "2002-12-21T00:19:16Z")
Okay, hmm. I have a question. Do you call movies “historical documents” just like those guys in Galaxy Quest did? ---
**Author:** ![Jpeg\_Jones](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/4bbf92/32.png) [@Jpeg\_Jones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jpeg_Jones)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2002, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-wont-ever-post-to-this-thread-again-guy/144096/35 "2002-12-21T00:20:13Z")
All your "Ask the guy who \_\_\_ " threads are belong to… Hey, look! A penny! ---
**Author:** ![Protesilaus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Protesilaus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Protesilaus)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2002, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-wont-ever-post-to-this-thread-again-guy/144096/36 "2002-12-21T00:57:32Z")
If I had to hide some bodies, where could I do that? Do you think **CRorex** would be willing to take them off my hands? ---
**Author:** ![CRorex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dfb087/32.png) [@CRorex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CRorex)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2002, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-wont-ever-post-to-this-thread-again-guy/144096/37 "2002-12-21T01:00:43Z")
I’ll feed em to the baboons, for a nominal service charge. A liver or your SOUL! ---
**Author:** ![Protesilaus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Protesilaus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Protesilaus)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2002, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-wont-ever-post-to-this-thread-again-guy/144096/38 "2002-12-21T01:27:14Z")
Does the liver still have to work? 'Cause I’ve got a bunch over here that aren’t doing anything. ---
**Author:** ![CRorex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dfb087/32.png) [@CRorex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CRorex)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2002, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-wont-ever-post-to-this-thread-again-guy/144096/39 "2002-12-21T01:30:41Z")
Yup, working livers only. I have plans for christmas and I don’t think mine will survive. ---
**Author:** ![LurkMeister](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3da27b/32.png) [@LurkMeister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LurkMeister)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2002, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-wont-ever-post-to-this-thread-again-guy/144096/40 "2002-12-21T03:23:01Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by CRorex \* > \*\*Eye socket works too. > > Nature’s way of telling us squicking is natural. > > [www.Squicksociety.com](http://www.Squicksociety.com) \*\* This guy goes into a whore house and tells the front desk person that he wants something different…something weird! She sends him up to the 3rd floor to see Lisa. He knocks on the door and this beautiful 6 ft. tall red-head answers the door. He says he`s sorry and that he must have the wrong room (she`s much too beautiful!!!) She assures him that he has come to the right place. She instructs him to take off his clothes and she will be right back. When she enters the room a few moments later she is naked and very beautiful!! He`s tells her that he is looking for something different and she looks perfect. What could you possibly do different? he asks. So she removes her false eye and tells him to stick it there. He is very apprehensive at first but she assures him that she has sex thousands of times that way and that it will be the best sex he ever had!!! So, he sticks his dick in her eye and proceeds to have the best sex of his life. When he`s done he tells her that it indeed was the best sex he ever had and could he visit her again when he is back in town. Her response? “Sure, I`ll keep an eye out for you!!” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-wont-ever-post-to-this-thread-again-guy/144096.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-wont-ever-post-to-this-thread-again-guy/144096.md?page=3)