# Ask The Guy Who Won't Ever Post To This Thread Again Guy

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-wont-ever-post-to-this-thread-again-guy/144096>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [December 20, 2002, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-wont-ever-post-to-this-thread-again-guy/144096 "2002-12-20T20:10:12Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 15\
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**Author:** ![Ruby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/13edae/32.png) [@Ruby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ruby)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2002, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-wont-ever-post-to-this-thread-again-guy/144096/41 "2002-12-21T03:42:09Z")

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\<collective groan\>

😃

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**Author:** ![pesch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pesch/32/4925_2.png) [@pesch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pesch)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2002, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-wont-ever-post-to-this-thread-again-guy/144096/42 "2002-12-21T03:50:30Z")

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:eek:

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**Author:** ![Bullwinkle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/8491ac/32.png) [@Bullwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullwinkle)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2002, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-wont-ever-post-to-this-thread-again-guy/144096/43 "2002-12-21T04:09:30Z")

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I’ve heard that sex is all in your mind…

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**Author:** ![SmileyDeath](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb8c5e/32.png) [@SmileyDeath](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SmileyDeath)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2002, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-wont-ever-post-to-this-thread-again-guy/144096/44 "2002-12-21T04:17:49Z")

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Why are you such a incredible fucktard?

You assclown.

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**Author:** ![kambuckta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/53a042/32.png) [@kambuckta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kambuckta)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2002, 6:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-wont-ever-post-to-this-thread-again-guy/144096/45 "2002-12-21T06:07:05Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Bullwinkle \*  
> \*\*I’ve heard that sex is all in your mind… \*\*

Hmm. Cerebral head jobs. Hmmm. Giving head to your head. Hmmm.

I think I’ll just wander away and give this some more thought. 😃

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**Author:** ![Bob\_Scene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e19adc/32.png) [@Bob\_Scene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bob_Scene)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2002, 6:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-wont-ever-post-to-this-thread-again-guy/144096/46 "2002-12-21T06:40:34Z")

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If you’re still reading this, **BZOO** , that story **LurkMeister** posted didn’t really happen. It was just a joke. I say this because I’ve read enough of your posts to know that you were about to ask.

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**Author:** ![cuauhtemoc](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ecb155/32.png) [@cuauhtemoc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cuauhtemoc)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2002, 6:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-wont-ever-post-to-this-thread-again-guy/144096/47 "2002-12-21T06:50:53Z")

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**BZ00000** ’s thread in IMHO “British Dopers – Do you dream in Colour” was locked before getting any replies. I wonder if his ears are burning, because I have a feeling he’s being discussed.

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**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2002, 7:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-wont-ever-post-to-this-thread-again-guy/144096/48 "2002-12-21T07:26:17Z")

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**LurkMeister** : Surely you must have seen **The Last Detail**.  
…a movie in which Jack Nicholson’s character talks about a hooker who had a fake eye. “She used to take it out,” he says, “and wink people off.”

😃

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**Author:** ![CRorex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dfb087/32.png) [@CRorex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CRorex)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2002, 8:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-wont-ever-post-to-this-thread-again-guy/144096/49 "2002-12-21T08:01:41Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Bob Scene \*  
> \*\*If you’re still reading this, **BZOO** , that story **LurkMeister** posted didn’t really happen. It was just a joke. I say this because I’ve read enough of your posts to know that you were about to ask. \*\*

No no, I assure you it did happen! I have met a number of people fucked in the head.

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**Author:** ![Protesilaus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Protesilaus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Protesilaus)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2002, 8:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-wont-ever-post-to-this-thread-again-guy/144096/50 "2002-12-21T08:04:07Z")

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Hey, **BZ00000** , I’ve got another question for you. Can I still have alcohol safely without a liver? I mean, I’ve got so many bodies to unload, I really don’t want to have to toss another one on the pile. But then, we do what we must.

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**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2002, 8:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-wont-ever-post-to-this-thread-again-guy/144096/51 "2002-12-21T08:07:17Z")

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LoL@the amount of people who posted on this board even though they knew they wouldn’t get a response. Bunch of hacks.

Oh wait… :smack:

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**Author:** ![LurkMeister](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3da27b/32.png) [@LurkMeister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LurkMeister)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2002, 8:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-wont-ever-post-to-this-thread-again-guy/144096/52 "2002-12-21T08:11:07Z")

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As a matter of fact (as I believe I once mentioned in a long-ago thread on TV-edited movies) I did see **The Last Detail** once on TV back in the pre-VCR days - with most of Jack Nicholson’s rather “colorful” language bleeped out. Very surreal experience; I’ve been meaning to rent or buy a copy so I see it uncut.

I had forgotten about that reference in the movie, but I recalled the joke and it somehow seemed appropriate in context.

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**Author:** ![susan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/susan/32/17537_2.png) [@susan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2002, 10:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-wont-ever-post-to-this-thread-again-guy/144096/53 "2002-12-21T10:27:33Z")

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Oh, am I still awake?

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**Author:** ![Shade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2bfe46/32.png) [@Shade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shade)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2002, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-wont-ever-post-to-this-thread-again-guy/144096/54 "2002-12-21T14:47:20Z")

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I thought this title was funny too.

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**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2002, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-wont-ever-post-to-this-thread-again-guy/144096/55 "2002-12-22T00:03:20Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Libertarian \*  
> \*\*It is sexual penetration through a hole in the skull. \*\*

Ahem. It would have been more courteous to provide a link to Cecil’s column on trepanation, I suppose. Don’t feel bad, though. I wouldn’t want you to go to any special trouble for us.

Don’t mind me, I just go back to my teeming. See ya.😛

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