# Ask the Guy Who Won't Respond to Any Questions **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 31, 2003, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-wont-respond-to-any-questions/151783 "2003-01-31T02:11:50Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Torgo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@Torgo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Torgo)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2003, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-wont-respond-to-any-questions/151783/1 "2003-01-31T02:11:50Z")
Enjoy! I’m going to bed. ---
**Author:** ![Ice\_Wolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/dfb087/32.png) [@Ice\_Wolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ice_Wolf)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2003, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-wont-respond-to-any-questions/151783/2 "2003-01-31T02:14:05Z")
Cool! This is _definitely_ my kind o’ “Ask the …” thread. Sweet dreams! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![BlackKnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/eb8c5e/32.png) [@BlackKnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlackKnight)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2003, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-wont-respond-to-any-questions/151783/3 "2003-01-31T02:25:38Z")
So, are you that guy who won’t respond to questions? Are ya? Huh? Are ya? Well, what about it then? Are you that guy? Hmm? Didn’t hear you, did you say something? Still waiting. You that guy? You know, that guy? Hmm? I’m just asking, is all. So, are you him? I want to know, are you that guy who doesn’t answer questions? Well, are ya? Hello? ---
**Author:** ![Gundy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b782af/32.png) [@Gundy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gundy)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2003, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-wont-respond-to-any-questions/151783/4 "2003-01-31T02:27:14Z")
Why is it that you’re so sexy and enigmatic? ---
**Author:** ![Berkut](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a88e57/32.png) [@Berkut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Berkut)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2003, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-wont-respond-to-any-questions/151783/5 "2003-01-31T02:29:14Z")
[BZ00000, is that you?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=151757) 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![verbenabeast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/c4cdca/32.png) [@verbenabeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/verbenabeast)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2003, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-wont-respond-to-any-questions/151783/6 "2003-01-31T02:29:21Z")
won’t respond to any questions!!! How about… Can I give you a hundred bucks? Would you like a free beer? Oh, right… you don’t answer… sorry. ---
**Author:** ![Ashkicker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4bbf92/32.png) [@Ashkicker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ashkicker)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2003, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-wont-respond-to-any-questions/151783/7 "2003-01-31T02:53:45Z")
**Torgo** , I thought you were going to bed and wasn’t answering anymore questions? If you were in bed you couldn’t be responding to [this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=159573&pagenumber=2) thread. Come on we know your out there. Your not really in bed. We got questions and we want some answers.😃 ---
**Author:** ![donkeyoatey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47c2d/32.png) [@donkeyoatey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/donkeyoatey)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2003, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-wont-respond-to-any-questions/151783/8 "2003-01-31T03:02:21Z")
I’ll take “Are You the Bizarro Alex Trebek?” for $2000, Torgo. ---
**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2003, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-wont-respond-to-any-questions/151783/9 "2003-01-31T03:34:37Z")
Do you still have that big purple lump on your testicles? ---
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2003, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-wont-respond-to-any-questions/151783/10 "2003-01-31T03:52:43Z")
Are you still dressing up in life-size Barbie clothes? What about the pink Corvette? Did you manage to quit snorting pulverized freeze-dried dog poo? Is it true you finally stopped inserting things into your genitalia? And where _is_ that paperweight, anyway? ---
**Author:** ![Meatros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Meatros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meatros)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2003, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-wont-respond-to-any-questions/151783/11 "2003-01-31T03:55:12Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Joey G \* > \*\*[BZ00000, is that you?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=151757) > > 🙂 \*\* You know something…I sorta miss BZ00000… Don’t use the sharp club while beating me please… ---
**Author:** ![Genseric](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Genseric](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Genseric)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2003, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-wont-respond-to-any-questions/151783/12 "2003-01-31T03:58:24Z")
What do you think of [this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=134728) thread? ---
**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2003, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-wont-respond-to-any-questions/151783/13 "2003-01-31T04:09:29Z")
Do we have to guess what your name means? ---
**Author:** ![Rhubarb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/59ef9b/32.png) [@Rhubarb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhubarb)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2003, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-wont-respond-to-any-questions/151783/14 "2003-01-31T04:11:00Z")
This is perfect, 'cause I’m the guy who won’t ask any questions. ---
**Author:** ![Osip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/4491bb/32.png) [@Osip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Osip)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2003, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-wont-respond-to-any-questions/151783/15 "2003-01-31T04:13:21Z")
Torgo starts another “Ask the…” thread. this one is no where near as fun as the last one. Torgo my friend your slipping. oh here is the link. [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=28605](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=28605) ---
**Author:** ![leechbabe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7cd45c/32.png) [@leechbabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/leechbabe)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2003, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-wont-respond-to-any-questions/151783/16 "2003-01-31T04:26:04Z")
**Torgo** can you please pass the salt? ---
**Author:** ![aahala](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a88e4f/32.png) [@aahala](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aahala)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2003, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-wont-respond-to-any-questions/151783/17 "2003-01-31T04:35:06Z")
Is it really true that story about Torgo and Rhubarb? ---
**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2003, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-wont-respond-to-any-questions/151783/18 "2003-01-31T04:55:49Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Meatros \* > \*\*You know something…I sorta miss BZ00000… > > Don’t use the sharp club while beating me please… \*\* Well, how fast would the space shuttle have to fly backwards around the world to turn back time and bring him back? - looking for a baseball bat \* ---
**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2003, 6:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-wont-respond-to-any-questions/151783/19 "2003-01-31T06:19:50Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by astro \* > \*\*Do we have to guess what your name means? \*\* I hate to ruin the thread by answering someone’s question, but I can’t resist. It’s a Mystery Science Theatre 3000 reference, based on a freaky character from the movie “Manos: The Hands of Fate” who lurched around with enormous swollen upper thighs. Truly disturbing, and thus an excellent username. ---
**Author:** ![Christina25](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8edcca/32.png) [@Christina25](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Christina25)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2003, 8:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-wont-respond-to-any-questions/151783/20 "2003-01-31T08:04:52Z")
methinks I got the perfect one to lure Torgo’s sweet buttocks back here… Torgo, sweetie, come to bed and enjoy my toothless smile. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-wont-respond-to-any-questions/151783.md?page=2)