# Ask the Guy Who Won't Respond to Any Questions **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 31, 2003, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-wont-respond-to-any-questions/151783 "2003-01-31T02:11:50Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Meatros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Meatros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meatros)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2003, 12:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-wont-respond-to-any-questions/151783/21 "2003-01-31T12:40:47Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Monstre \* > \*\*Well, how fast would the space shuttle have to fly backwards around the world to turn back time and bring him back? > > - looking for a baseball bat \* \*\* I don’t know, but he got two chances to be with the dope-and he blew them both. I know the space shuttle question was absurd and his refusal to let the information sink in was a little annoying, but he seemed to have some of the wierdest ideas…The give rise to a chuckle everytime… Not to mention that he was very badly wooshed by my suggestion that he was the “doper of the year”. _runs out of the room_ ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2003, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-wont-respond-to-any-questions/151783/22 "2003-01-31T13:13:23Z")
**Torgo** will you play the bongos, while we Tango in the Congo and sing a little song-o? ---
**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2003, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-wont-respond-to-any-questions/151783/23 "2003-01-31T13:21:05Z")
Do you drive a Yugo? ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2003, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-wont-respond-to-any-questions/151783/24 "2003-01-31T14:33:51Z")
Is it safe? ---
**Author:** ![Kn\_ckers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/96bed5/32.png) [@Kn\_ckers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kn_ckers)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2003, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-wont-respond-to-any-questions/151783/25 "2003-01-31T15:18:46Z")
Is this a good place to ask about the third -gry word? :evil: ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2003, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-wont-respond-to-any-questions/151783/26 "2003-01-31T16:16:37Z")
It’s _ **Torgry** _ Definition: the state of being Torged ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2003, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-wont-respond-to-any-questions/151783/27 "2003-01-31T16:42:43Z")
Do you park in the drive way? ::::::;fleeing:::::::::; ---
**Author:** ![Duke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e8c25b/32.png) [@Duke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2003, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-wont-respond-to-any-questions/151783/28 "2003-01-31T17:55:07Z")
When come back, bring pie? ---
**Author:** ![Jpeg\_Jones](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/4bbf92/32.png) [@Jpeg\_Jones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jpeg_Jones)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2003, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-wont-respond-to-any-questions/151783/29 "2003-01-31T18:15:46Z")
Dear Torgo, Ever since my friends and I circumnavigated the earth, I keep imagining that my end table wants me dead. Also, I am illiterate. What should I do? _-Decapitated in Decatur_ ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2003, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-wont-respond-to-any-questions/151783/30 "2003-01-31T18:17:28Z")
Is it safe? ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2003, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-wont-respond-to-any-questions/151783/31 "2003-02-01T02:17:19Z")
Torgo, how do you handle the awesome weight and responsibility of being Torgo? _flees_ ---
**Author:** ![Ranchoth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ranchoth/32/1066_2.png) [@Ranchoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranchoth)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2003, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-wont-respond-to-any-questions/151783/32 "2003-02-01T02:23:36Z")
So you don’t want to answer any questions, eh? What’s the matter…are ya’ chicken? Huh? Bwak-buk-buk-buk-BWAK! ---
**Author:** ![Pucky\_Schumer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/74df32/32.png) [@Pucky\_Schumer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pucky_Schumer)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2003, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-wont-respond-to-any-questions/151783/33 "2003-02-01T02:33:34Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Duke \* > \*\*When come back, bring pie? \*\* When come back, bring thigh. ---
**Author:** ![Dr\_Paprika](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr_paprika/32/3042_2.png) [@Dr\_Paprika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr_Paprika)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2003, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-wont-respond-to-any-questions/151783/34 "2003-02-01T03:24:24Z")
What are you, some sort of sick mime? ---
**Author:** ![Protesilaus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Protesilaus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Protesilaus)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2003, 7:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-wont-respond-to-any-questions/151783/35 "2003-02-01T07:04:26Z")
Would the Master approve? ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2003, 7:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-wont-respond-to-any-questions/151783/36 "2003-02-01T07:21:11Z")
Where did I leave my car? ---
**Author:** ![TWDuke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e495f1/32.png) [@TWDuke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TWDuke)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2009, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-wont-respond-to-any-questions/151783/37 "2009-09-12T18:11:16Z")
Would it be appropriate to bump this thread after 6 1/2 years? ---
**Author:** ![wierdaaron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/eada6e/32.png) [@wierdaaron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wierdaaron)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2009, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-wont-respond-to-any-questions/151783/38 "2009-09-12T18:30:40Z")
Does anybody in my life really care about me in a significant way, not just tolerating my inevitable presence? ---
**Author:** ![MsWhatsit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb8c5e/32.png) [@MsWhatsit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsWhatsit)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2009, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-wont-respond-to-any-questions/151783/39 "2009-09-12T18:32:29Z")
If there is a dead guy on my patio, how long do I have to wait before it is safe to eat his BRAAAAINS? ---
**Author:** ![Ann\_Onimous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ea5d25/32.png) [@Ann\_Onimous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ann_Onimous)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2009, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-who-wont-respond-to-any-questions/151783/40 "2009-09-12T18:54:30Z")
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