# Ask the guy who's bored shitless!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-whos-bored-shitless/185898>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [July 2, 2003, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-whos-bored-shitless/185898 "2003-07-02T23:29:47Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 12\
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**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2003, 10:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-whos-bored-shitless/185898/21 "2003-07-03T10:39:56Z")

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Joking aside - somehow I got it into my head that you were a kiwi **kam** But your location disagrees.

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**Author:** ![Ice\_Wolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/dfb087/32.png) [@Ice\_Wolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ice_Wolf)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2003, 10:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-whos-bored-shitless/185898/22 "2003-07-03T10:43:02Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Lobsang \*  
> \*\*Joking aside - somehow I got it into my head that you were a kiwi **kam** But your location disagrees. \*\*

Excuse me …

BWAHAHAHA!!!

_cough_

😃

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**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2003, 10:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-whos-bored-shitless/185898/23 "2003-07-03T10:44:15Z")

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Oh. I knew it was one of you two.

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**Author:** ![kambuckta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/53a042/32.png) [@kambuckta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kambuckta)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2003, 10:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-whos-bored-shitless/185898/24 "2003-07-03T10:45:03Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Ice Wolf \*  
> \*\*Excuse me …
> 
> BWAHAHAHA!!!
> 
> _cough_
> 
> 😃 \*\*

I was gonna say the same **Icey** , but you beat me to it.

Again.

Bitch. 😃

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**Author:** ![Ice\_Wolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/dfb087/32.png) [@Ice\_Wolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ice_Wolf)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2003, 10:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-whos-bored-shitless/185898/25 "2003-07-03T10:46:26Z")

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Heh, heh, heh.

Cheers, cousin. 😃

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**Author:** ![kambuckta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/53a042/32.png) [@kambuckta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kambuckta)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2003, 10:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-whos-bored-shitless/185898/26 "2003-07-03T10:50:15Z")

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God I hate you **Icey**. You ALWAYS get the last word…bwahahahaha  
😛

You bugger!! Ha ha

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**Author:** ![Ice\_Wolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/dfb087/32.png) [@Ice\_Wolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ice_Wolf)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2003, 10:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-whos-bored-shitless/185898/27 "2003-07-03T10:53:35Z")

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Nah, sometimes you get th’ last one in.

Whoops. 🙂

Ta for the laughs, **kambuckta**. It’s been cool. 🙂

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**Author:** ![kambuckta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/53a042/32.png) [@kambuckta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kambuckta)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2003, 11:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-whos-bored-shitless/185898/28 "2003-07-03T11:02:27Z")

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You got me this time, but I SWEAR, next time I’ll get the better of YOU…

I dunno how, but I’ll do it, dammit. 😛

😃

And, unless Lobbers is sending me the latest Harry Potter via express mail, I’m going to bed. See ya’s in the morning then.

G’night all!! Especially YOU **Icey**.

Bitch-of-the-last-word-YOU.

😃

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2003, 11:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-whos-bored-shitless/185898/29 "2003-07-03T11:20:27Z")

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You had the shit _bored_ out of you? That’s gotta hurt!

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**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2003, 11:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-whos-bored-shitless/185898/30 "2003-07-03T11:33:31Z")

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> \*Originally posted by kambuckta \*  
> \*\*Who’s offering? And how much? If it’s under $20 bucks, I’ll be in it… \*\*

Not me! I think **Giraffe** is responsible for waste-elimination rites and whatnot, although his recent expertise is in urine.

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2003, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-whos-bored-shitless/185898/31 "2003-07-03T13:03:04Z")

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Your underwear annoys you?

Too much starch?

The Y of your Y-fronts sewn shut?

The leopard print fading?

Yellow in front brown in back getting you turned around?

:rolleyes: just go commando :rolleyes:

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**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2003, 1:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-whos-bored-shitless/185898/32 "2003-07-03T13:04:28Z")

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Rose goes in the front, big guy!

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