# Ask the guy who's getting kinda bored of all these "Ask the \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_Guy" Threads. **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [April 20, 2001, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-whos-getting-kinda-bored-of-all-these-ask-the-__________guy-threads/62611 "2001-04-20T00:40:44Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Davidbw1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/7993a0/32.png) [@Davidbw1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Davidbw1)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2001, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-whos-getting-kinda-bored-of-all-these-ask-the-__________guy-threads/62611/1 "2001-04-20T00:40:44Z")
Ok…now “Ask the Gay Guy” was nice…interesting…informative. But all of these “Ask the \ Guy” are starting to get on my nerves. Am I the only one who has this opinion? ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2001, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-whos-getting-kinda-bored-of-all-these-ask-the-__________guy-threads/62611/2 "2001-04-20T01:07:43Z")
I’m starting to get majorly POed too. On top of that, the sexism! Ask the guy? Ask the GUY? Sheesh. Alright I’m not really offended by that, but it is a bit tiring. ---
**Author:** ![Sofa\_King](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/58956e/32.png) [@Sofa\_King](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sofa_King)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2001, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-whos-getting-kinda-bored-of-all-these-ask-the-__________guy-threads/62611/3 "2001-04-20T01:15:08Z")
Do you eat pussy? ---
**Author:** ![Ell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e47774/32.png) [@Ell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ell)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2001, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-whos-getting-kinda-bored-of-all-these-ask-the-__________guy-threads/62611/4 "2001-04-20T01:16:49Z")
I was never a fan ---
**Author:** ![minty\_green](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f6c823/32.png) [@minty\_green](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/minty_green)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2001, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-whos-getting-kinda-bored-of-all-these-ask-the-__________guy-threads/62611/5 "2001-04-20T03:36:27Z")
Dear **GWGKBOAT"AT\_G"T** : Are you ever physically attracted to girls who’re getting kinda bored of all these “Ask the \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ Guy” threads? Or are you strictly a GWGKBOAT"AT\_G"T person? Why haven’t you told your parents that you’re getting kinda bored of all these “Ask the \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ Guy” threads? Do you prefer “The Sound of Music” or “Saturday Night Fever”? Do you, personally, give a rat’s ass how desperately the OP requires affirmation in order to post a copycat AT\_\_\_G OP? What is your stance on low self-esteem? Boxers or briefs? How about for a M-F transexual who has begun hormone therapy, but has not yet had the useless appendage chucked into the biohazard bag? As a GWGKBOAT"AT\_\_\_G"T, how do you feel about the Bush administration’s decision to put off new regulations on arsenic in drinking water until next February? Gamera vs. Pikachu: Who wins? I was thinking about asking my girlfriend whether she’s bored with all these “Ask the \_\_\_ Guy” threads. Is that a good idea, or should I just let her not give a shit what these losers have to share without bugging her about it? Wouldn’t it be cool if somebody fucked around with those goddamn Pepsi commercials they show before movies? You know, the ones with that horrible little girl with Jack Palance saying “And no smokin’”? And am I a bad person for wishing a horrible death to anyone who was even remotely involved with this mostrosity? Anxiously awaiting your unique insight, minty green [sub]and with apologies to Esprix, whose original thread was really quite cool, despite anything that may have been said about brown puddles[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![UncleBill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d26b3c/32.png) [@UncleBill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBill)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2001, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-whos-getting-kinda-bored-of-all-these-ask-the-__________guy-threads/62611/6 "2001-04-20T04:10:39Z")
If the thread title does not interest me, I do not click on it. Let the Gay Guy, Teenager, Computer Game, GLBWhatever, Boring-as-Hell-I don’t-give-a-damn threads go to those who are interested in the subject matter. The forum is open to all subjects (mostly), but unless somebody is holding a gun to your head to read them, you shouldn’t be tired of them! ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2001, 5:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-whos-getting-kinda-bored-of-all-these-ask-the-__________guy-threads/62611/7 "2001-04-20T05:48:12Z")
And around and around and around and around and around and around… (Good God, I’ve been here long enough to see the same topics, posting styles, complaints and types of posters come and go in cycles! AAAAAH! 😉 ) As the _Original_ One Trick Pony, the **Gay Guy** is pleased to have caused so much constipation. Carry on… Esprix ---
**Author:** ![bwanasimba](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/53a042/32.png) [@bwanasimba](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bwanasimba)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2001, 8:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-whos-getting-kinda-bored-of-all-these-ask-the-__________guy-threads/62611/8 "2001-04-20T08:29:28Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Esprix \* > [snip] > As the _Original_ One Trick Pony, the **Gay Guy** is pleased to have caused so much constipation. Carry on… > > Esprix \*\*[/snip] er, having read some of those threads, I wouldn’t describe you as a _one_ trick pony at all **Esprix** 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Montfort](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Montfort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Montfort)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2001, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-whos-getting-kinda-bored-of-all-these-ask-the-__________guy-threads/62611/9 "2001-04-20T14:00:33Z")
[Ask the guy who lost a bet to the devil!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=44193), my own entry into the fray. ---
**Author:** ![porcupine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ac91a4/32.png) [@porcupine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/porcupine)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2001, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-whos-getting-kinda-bored-of-all-these-ask-the-__________guy-threads/62611/10 "2001-04-20T21:50:19Z")
Frankly, I don’t mind these threads at all, because it’s clear from the title what they are about, and they’re easy enough to by-pass if I’m not interested. Non-descriptive or misleading thread titles piss me off, because with the boards being so slow, I’m a lot more selective than I used to be about what threads I actually open.