# Ask the guy with a really small dick **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 23, 2004, 8:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-with-a-really-small-dick/241601 "2004-04-23T08:26:50Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 3\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Cyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a88e4f/32.png) [@Cyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cyn)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2004, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-with-a-really-small-dick/241601/61 "2004-04-26T04:03:06Z")
After 2 kids, I am NOT stretched out by any means. I had a 9 lb 14 oz baby, had an epis with a 4th degree laceration and I am not stretched out. Keigel exercises, my OB/GYN stressed, would restore my former tone and help to keep me a happy old lady with a Depends-free old age. Bless that man. I told my friends when I was single that I could tell if a guy had a small dick by the way he walked into the room. My now-husband walked into the restaurant meeting me for our first date leaving confidence footprints on the carpet in his wake. ---
**Author:** ![dnooman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/839c29/32.png) [@dnooman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dnooman)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2004, 5:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-with-a-really-small-dick/241601/62 "2004-04-26T05:24:23Z")
Not true. Many small dicked assholes get a swagger just because of their own sense of self assurance. If you sensed his “size” then you’re a size queen. If you sensed his confidence, you have a bit more to go on. Despite what you might think, confidence, size, ability to satisfy, and general quality of the guy are completely independent. Some combinations come up more frequently than others, but if you know enough to be able to tell for sure, right away, you’ve seen more cock than a chicken farmer. ---
**Author:** ![Chairman\_Pow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/838e76/32.png) [@Chairman\_Pow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chairman_Pow)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2004, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-with-a-really-small-dick/241601/63 "2004-05-01T19:13:31Z")
> [@Cyn](#): > > My now-husband walked into the restaurant meeting me for our first date leaving confidence footprints on the carpet in his wake. I hope he wipes his feet off before he comes home… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy-with-a-really-small-dick/241601.md?page=3)