# Ask The Guy!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy/419689>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [September 19, 2007, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy/419689 "2007-09-19T01:53:23Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 10\
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**Author:** ![Woody\_Mellor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/35a633/32.png) [@Woody\_Mellor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Woody_Mellor)\
**Post date:** [September 19, 2007, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy/419689/1 "2007-09-19T01:53:23Z")

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So this is the last night my guest membership is good. I wish I had more time to post but such is life. As soon as I get the cash I’m going to get a paid account.

But for one night only you can ask me any question and I will answer in full honesty. So as a goodbye-for-now celebration fire away.

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**Author:** ![Burrido](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Burrido](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Burrido)\
**Post date:** [September 19, 2007, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy/419689/2 "2007-09-19T02:01:47Z")

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[QUOTE=Woody Mellor]  
But for one night only you can ask me any question and I will answer in full honesty.  
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a/s/l?

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**Author:** ![Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sticks_and_scones/32/16951_2.png) [@Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sticks_and_Scones)\
**Post date:** [September 19, 2007, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy/419689/3 "2007-09-19T02:04:24Z")

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The meaning of life?

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**Author:** ![Woody\_Mellor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/35a633/32.png) [@Woody\_Mellor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Woody_Mellor)\
**Post date:** [September 19, 2007, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy/419689/4 "2007-09-19T02:14:40Z")

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a-s-l= 23, male, South Haven Michigan

meaning of life=do you want me to throw in the universe and everything too?

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**Author:** ![Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sticks_and_scones/32/16951_2.png) [@Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sticks_and_Scones)\
**Post date:** [September 19, 2007, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy/419689/5 "2007-09-19T02:19:29Z")

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Sure, why not! 😃

Well, it’s either that or I start venting all my frustrations with my boyfriend towards you because you are representing the male species…

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**Author:** ![DustyButt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9fc348/32.png) [@DustyButt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DustyButt)\
**Post date:** [September 19, 2007, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy/419689/6 "2007-09-19T02:27:55Z")

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Are you or have you ever been a communist?

:dubious:

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**Author:** ![Woody\_Mellor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/35a633/32.png) [@Woody\_Mellor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Woody_Mellor)\
**Post date:** [September 19, 2007, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy/419689/7 "2007-09-19T02:28:33Z")

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[QUOTE=Purplkid\_Caterer]  
Sure, why not! 😃

Well, it’s either that or I start venting all my frustrations with my boyfriend towards you because you are representing the male species…  
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Hey I got enough girl troubles as it is! 😉

The answer is…umm…Live long and prosper.

Yeah thats it.

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**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\
**Post date:** [September 19, 2007, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy/419689/8 "2007-09-19T02:29:23Z")

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I would, but I just asked the man everything I need to know…sorry.

[Ask a Man](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=436548)

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**Author:** ![Burrido](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Burrido](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Burrido)\
**Post date:** [September 19, 2007, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy/419689/9 "2007-09-19T02:30:47Z")

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I’ll bite since this your last night.

Politics?

Religion?

Do you think the first humans were black?

Did you learn anything while here?

Do you think a plane on a treadmill can fly?

Are there any 1920s style deathrays?

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**Author:** ![Woody\_Mellor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/35a633/32.png) [@Woody\_Mellor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Woody_Mellor)\
**Post date:** [September 19, 2007, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guy/419689/10 "2007-09-19T02:40:09Z")

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Politics?- Left leaning. But not a commie

Religion?-None.

Do you think the first humans were black?- They very well could have been but really haven’t given it much thought.

Did you learn anything while here?-Oh yes. I’ve been lurking around here since '99 or so.

Do you think a plane on a treadmill can fly?-No

Are there any 1920s style deathrays?-Sure.
