# Ask the Guys who are in Love with Techchick

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guys-who-are-in-love-with-techchick/26295>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 20, 2000, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guys-who-are-in-love-with-techchick/26295 "2000-07-20T22:11:43Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2000, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guys-who-are-in-love-with-techchick/26295/1 "2000-07-20T22:11:43Z")

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Beat me, baby … eight to the bar.

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**Author:** ![Lexicon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ac8455/32.png) [@Lexicon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lexicon)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2000, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guys-who-are-in-love-with-techchick/26295/2 "2000-07-20T22:17:35Z")

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Well, I wouldn’t exactly call it love…

It’s more like “I want to take a dirty sex-shower with her” sort of feeling, but that’s just me. I am sure that there are plenty of guys who actually do love her.

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**Author:** ![BigJoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b9bd4f/32.png) [@BigJoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigJoe)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2000, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guys-who-are-in-love-with-techchick/26295/3 "2000-07-20T22:26:03Z")

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Love, I don’t know about. I’m to giddy with lust to consider carefully.

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**Author:** ![techchick68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea5d25/32.png) [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2000, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guys-who-are-in-love-with-techchick/26295/4 "2000-07-20T22:33:04Z")

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\< techchick stares at Euty with her evil eyes…turns him into stone long enough to freeze him to place him in in the chamber of hell. Sets up her camara, sets the IP address and starts flogging him. \>

Grrrrrrr

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**Author:** ![Amok](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f17d59/32.png) [@Amok](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amok)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2000, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guys-who-are-in-love-with-techchick/26295/5 "2000-07-20T22:41:25Z")

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What am I supposed to be asking, exactly? Why you guys are in love with **Techchick**? As that’s (persumably) your only common characteristic, I guess it would have to be.

Alright, I’m all for fighting ignorance and what not, so why are you guys in love with **Techchick**? And would it be possible to get a role call or something? So I know who I’m questioning, of course.

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**Author:** ![techchick68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea5d25/32.png) [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2000, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guys-who-are-in-love-with-techchick/26295/6 "2000-07-20T22:58:36Z")

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Amok,

Euty is making fun of me… \< tehe \>

Well Euty, you have to know I love ya, but I can imagine that you [are becoming pale now](http://www.cwcm.net/pale.html) because of my evil stare. 😉

\< giggle – sorry, this takes a while to load, I couldn’t optimize it much more \>

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**Author:** ![manhattan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/manhattan/32/7_2.png) [@manhattan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/manhattan)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2000, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guys-who-are-in-love-with-techchick/26295/7 "2000-07-20T23:00:35Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Amok \*  
> \*\*Why you guys are in love with \*\*Techchick[/b  
> \*\*

If you don’t know, I ain’t sayin. Leastwise till I get that job in Denver.

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**Author:** ![BigJoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b9bd4f/32.png) [@BigJoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigJoe)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2000, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guys-who-are-in-love-with-techchick/26295/8 "2000-07-20T23:00:49Z")

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Amok,

First, follow this link - [http://www.geocities.com/sdpeoplepages/techchick68.html](http://www.geocities.com/sdpeoplepages/techchick68.html)

Second - she likes beer

Third - ever she her kick a troll’s ass?

Fourth… ad infinitum

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**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2000, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guys-who-are-in-love-with-techchick/26295/9 "2000-07-20T23:02:38Z")

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[This](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=31007) is why they’re in love with her, Amok. Don’t let techchick’s humility fool ya.

Hell, I’m in love with her myself now!

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**Author:** ![BigJoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b9bd4f/32.png) [@BigJoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigJoe)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2000, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guys-who-are-in-love-with-techchick/26295/10 "2000-07-20T23:04:52Z")

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\*\*SEE her kick a troll’s ass \*\*

One of these days I have _GOT_ to learn how to type. ☹

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**Author:** ![Crusoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/49beb7/32.png) [@Crusoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crusoe)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2000, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guys-who-are-in-love-with-techchick/26295/11 "2000-07-20T23:07:04Z")

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Well, I don’t know about love or lust, but as **techchick68** has always been very nice to me, I’ll just go with a stiff-upper-lip British leve of respect.

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**Author:** ![LouisB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@LouisB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LouisB)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2000, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guys-who-are-in-love-with-techchick/26295/12 "2000-07-20T23:20:17Z")

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**Techchick** is absolutely perfect. Except she lives too far away and she is too young to ever be interested in an old guy and anyway, I’m already married. But I adore her anyway.

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**Author:** ![techchick68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea5d25/32.png) [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2000, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guys-who-are-in-love-with-techchick/26295/13 "2000-07-20T23:45:35Z")

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tehe, I updated the page I posted. [http://www.cwcm.net/pale.html](http://www.cwcm.net/pale.html)

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**Author:** ![BigJoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b9bd4f/32.png) [@BigJoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigJoe)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guys-who-are-in-love-with-techchick/26295/14 "2000-07-21T00:01:12Z")

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Techchick, you are sick, twisted & technically savy (plus an absolute babe).

But I mean that in a good way. 😃

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**Author:** ![techchick68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea5d25/32.png) [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guys-who-are-in-love-with-techchick/26295/15 "2000-07-21T01:50:27Z")

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Moi? Sick and twisted?

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**Author:** ![CLedet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b487fb/32.png) [@CLedet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CLedet)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guys-who-are-in-love-with-techchick/26295/16 "2000-07-21T02:01:19Z")

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Techchick even has a cool dad! If I were single… shit who am I kidding, a chick that cool will never settle down, that could be the one and only flaw.

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**Author:** ![2nd\_Law](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/2/f475e1/32.png) [@2nd\_Law](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2nd_Law)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guys-who-are-in-love-with-techchick/26295/17 "2000-07-21T02:35:57Z")

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Damn, if I were 10 years younger, 6 inches taller, a lot cuter, and had a broom I’d make a serious attempt to sweep her off her feet myself.  
Hey, I have a broom.  
Now all I need are a time machine, a rack, and a good plastic surgeon.

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**Author:** ![Talkinsquirrel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f6c823/32.png) [@Talkinsquirrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Talkinsquirrel)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guys-who-are-in-love-with-techchick/26295/18 "2000-07-21T03:47:26Z")

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Aright I saw her first!!! Away ye scoundrels!!

How come girls hate when they get treated like a piece of meat but most guys love it?

Well maybe not most guys…prolly just me…

Back to Diablo!!

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**Author:** ![techchick68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea5d25/32.png) [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guys-who-are-in-love-with-techchick/26295/19 "2000-07-21T05:27:14Z")

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\< hehe \>

Looks like I have my own fan club.

You worship the sites I surf.

You drool over every word.

\< hehehehehe \>

But Damnit – where’s Euty to see the page I created for him?

😃

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**Author:** ![JBurton99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ea5d25/32.png) [@JBurton99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JBurton99)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 6:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-guys-who-are-in-love-with-techchick/26295/20 "2000-07-21T06:26:37Z")

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Count me in as one of the love sick! 😃

Your wish is my command oh great Empiress.

:: gee i hope i spelled that right, but i doubt it ::

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