# Ask the hamsterette!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-hamsterette/143293>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 17, 2002, 8:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-hamsterette/143293 "2002-12-17T08:34:55Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 8\
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**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2003, 6:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-hamsterette/143293/61 "2003-04-30T06:27:09Z")

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> _Originally posted by Kid Czarcasm_  
> **I am not sure**

You’re not sure about what? Sorry, I can’t help with such a vague question. 🙂 But if you’re not sure what to ask, then just think on it a while. I’m sure something will come to you. 😃

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> _Originally posted by Polycarp_  
> **Okay, Flammi, since you’re doing your Karnak the Mentalist act about people, what do you know about me? 🙂**

Hmm… I know a bunch about you, or at least I think I do. Not quite sure how that will convert to a list, but here goes nothing, I guess. 😃

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[li]you live somewhere in North Carolina[/li][li]your wife is also on these boards[/li][li]you’ve both mentored at least three teen boys while they were having troubles growing up and such… they still keep in touch with you[/li][li]you’re a well-respected Christian on these boards and very much elsewhere[/li][li]you were able to get back online with the help of some very compassionate people on these boards (wish I could have done something, but I thought that what they did was very nice)[/li][li]if you had your druthers, you’d want to be virtually married to **cjhoworth** 😉 (at least, on these forums)[/li][li]you like the author Spider Robinson (I stil haven’t gotten around to reading anything by him)[/li][li]I know your real name and your email address, so be very afraid! 😉 (actually, I should email you more often… but don’t want to bug ya with pointless stuff)[/ul][/li]

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> _Originally posted by NoClueBoy_  
> \*\*Hey, FlammieBaby, I can’t believe I almost missed this thread.
> 
> Well, I actually know a fair bit about you, and I don’t think you’ve been misleading in anything, so I can honestly say you a a very charming young lady.
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> (And guys… Yes. She’s most definitely easy to look at. 😉 )
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> So… a question…
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> Did it hurt?
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> _when you fell from heaven_
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> 🆒\*\*

Cheesy question, **NoClueBoy**. 😃 Almost as cheesy as my friend Citrus’ MSN “dodgy pick-up lines” he had up a while ago:

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> 1. “Excuse me, I forgot my Bible. Can I share with you?”
> 2. “Wanna do some one-on-one Bible Study? Only after you finish your work.”
> 3. “Excuse me, do you have a Band-Aid? I think I hurt myself falling for you…”
> 4. “I’d like to be kissed by an angel, and be your Blue Jay Orange… can I?”

It’s also not quite as cheesy as the pick-up line my sister told me and our brother about a few years back:

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> “Excuse me, do you have any overdue library books?”  
> “No… why?”  
> “Coz ya got “fine” written all over you!”

But to answer your question… I can’t recall it hurting. No… although I was premature and all of that, I can’t recall much at all. (I was a newborn… do you think my memory stretches back that far? :D)

F\_X

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**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2003, 6:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-hamsterette/143293/62 "2003-04-30T06:39:35Z")

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Reading **Kid Czarcasm** ’s post again, and then my post above his… now I know what he was talking about. Sorry… for some reason, context misses my brain by a longshot. (especially now when it’s 11:45 PM) Might have helped if you quoted the part you were trying to answer, but that’s okay. I can deal. 😉

So you’re not sure whether moderators’ loved ones who post on this board get special favors, eh? That’s all right… I’m not too sure you should try to find out, either!

F\_X

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**Author:** ![Aslan\_of\_Narnia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecd19e/32.png) [@Aslan\_of\_Narnia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aslan_of_Narnia)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2003, 6:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-hamsterette/143293/63 "2003-04-30T06:51:20Z")

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Flam, I’m interested, do you know anything about me?  
🙂

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**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2003, 7:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-hamsterette/143293/64 "2003-04-30T07:24:19Z")

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HAHAHAHA… oh no… is this the latest trend in this thread? “Let’s see how much **Flami** knows about me if I ask!” But hey… it’s all right. 🙂

**Aslan2** … can’t say as I do know THAT much about you. (never really read your “Ask the teenage guy!” thread)

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[li]you’re 14[/li][li]you’re a relative near neighbor of mine, living in Surrey[/li][li]you wanted to go to the recent birthday dinner for **rjk** , but couldn’t since you were sick (maybe next time, we’ll see you out at whenever one of these things will be)[/ul][/li]  
Hmm… I’m trying to think of more things, but my brain is tapped out. Sorry.

F\_X

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**Author:** ![Cisco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ccd318/32.png) [@Cisco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cisco)\
**Post date:** [May 2, 2003, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-hamsterette/143293/65 "2003-05-02T17:00:30Z")

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Hey, I just did my first vanity search. What do you know about _me?_ :D.

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**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\
**Post date:** [May 3, 2003, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-hamsterette/143293/66 "2003-05-03T03:48:30Z")

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> _Originally posted by Cisco_  
> \*\*\*\*Hey, I just did my first vanity search. What do you know about _me?_ 😃

I don’t remember mentioning you in this thread, but I must have… that’s not surprising that I don’t remember, though. I’m infamous for not remembering little things sometimes.

Okay, on to what I know (or remember) about you…

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[li]you and your ex had a difference of religion[/li][li]a fair amount of stuff about your relationship with your ex, and how she dumped you[/li][li]you also once offered me some kind words, which were much appreciated[/li][li]you once started some ill-advised Pit thread about **Shayna** [/ul][/li]  
Sorry, that’s all I can think of.

F\_X

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**Author:** ![Cisco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ccd318/32.png) [@Cisco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cisco)\
**Post date:** [May 3, 2003, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-hamsterette/143293/67 "2003-05-03T16:07:53Z")

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Oh yea, _those_ things…::kicks the dirt::

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**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2003, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-hamsterette/143293/68 "2003-05-04T03:33:58Z")

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Well, I’m sorry… I just can’t think of anything else. And I did mention one good thing in there. 🙂 Doing a search on your posts would be cheating in my mind, so there goes that option.

F\_X

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