# Ask the handsome fellow \[edited title\] **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 12, 2010, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-handsome-fellow-edited-title/528697 "2010-02-12T13:29:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![joebuck20](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/74df32/32.png) [@joebuck20](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joebuck20)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2010, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-handsome-fellow-edited-title/528697/1 "2010-02-12T13:29:00Z")
In the spirt of all the recent “ask the” threads I put forth this. So ask away, and I’ll tell you what it’s like to be a member of the Beautiful People Club. And while you’re at it, also feel free to ask me what it’s like to be well hung. ---
**Author:** ![Tanaqui](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3bc359/32.png) [@Tanaqui](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tanaqui)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2010, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-handsome-fellow-edited-title/528697/2 "2010-02-12T13:57:06Z")
Gonna need a cite first, dude. On both of those things. 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![corkboard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@corkboard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/corkboard)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2010, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-handsome-fellow-edited-title/528697/3 "2010-02-12T14:46:21Z")
What’s more uncomfortable- squeezing your head through doorways, or stuffing your big dick into your pants? ---
**Author:** ![Dante](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dante/32/9673_2.png) [@Dante](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dante)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2010, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-handsome-fellow-edited-title/528697/4 "2010-02-12T15:04:58Z")
> [@corkboard](#): > > What’s more uncomfortable- squeezing your head through doorways, or stuffing your big dick into your pants? You just use your dick as a winch to pull your head through the doorframe, of course. ---
**Author:** ![joebuck20](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/74df32/32.png) [@joebuck20](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joebuck20)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2010, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-handsome-fellow-edited-title/528697/5 "2010-02-12T15:54:36Z")
> [@Tanaqui](#): > > Gonna need a cite first, dude. > > On both of those things. > > 🆒 Well I can provide some cites of the former, I suppose, but I don’t think the moderators would appreciate me posting cites for the latter. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2010, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-handsome-fellow-edited-title/528697/6 "2010-02-12T15:59:51Z")
Did you ask **[handsomeharry](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php)** if you can start this thread? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Honesty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/f04885/32.png) [@Honesty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Honesty)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2010, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-handsome-fellow-edited-title/528697/7 "2010-02-12T16:12:53Z")
> [@joebuck20](#): > > In the spirt of all the recent “ask the” threads I put forth this. So ask away, and I’ll tell you what it’s like to be a member of the Beautiful People Club. And while you’re at it, also feel free to ask me what it’s like to be well hung. In order to ask you any questions, I need to see a picture of your face, body, and penis. Thanks. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2010, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-handsome-fellow-edited-title/528697/8 "2010-02-12T16:16:17Z")
What examples can you give us of the advantages beautiful people get in life? Like Liz Lemon’s ex-boyfriend on “30 Rock,” have you lived all your life in the “beautiful bubble” so you don’t have a clue how bad at things you really are? ---
**Author:** ![Oredigger77](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oredigger77/32/3181_2.png) [@Oredigger77](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oredigger77)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2010, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-handsome-fellow-edited-title/528697/9 "2010-02-12T16:25:37Z")
Do you get tired of tucking your penis into your sock? Personally I started wrapping it around my waist but people started thinking I had a spare tire. ---
**Author:** ![joebuck20](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/74df32/32.png) [@joebuck20](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joebuck20)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2010, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-handsome-fellow-edited-title/528697/10 "2010-02-12T16:25:47Z")
> [@Honesty](#): > > In order to ask you any questions, I need to see a picture of your face, body, and penis. Thanks. Well, to give you an idea of what my (ahem) anatomy is like, I suggest going to this link: > **[Pornographic Fruits And Vegetables (PHOTOS)](https://www.huffpost.com/entry/pornographic-fruits-and-v_n_448102)** > > Pornographic Fruits And Vegetables (PHOTOS) ---
**Author:** ![sandra\_nz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@sandra\_nz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sandra_nz)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2010, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-handsome-fellow-edited-title/528697/11 "2010-02-12T16:37:05Z")
> [@joebuck20](#): > > Well, to give you an idea of what my (ahem) anatomy is like, I suggest going to this link: > > [Pornographic Fruits And Vegetables (PHOTOS) | HuffPost Impact](http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/02/12/pornographic-fruits-and-v_n_448102.html?slidenumber=XxIt3FNZWTM%3D&&#slide_image) I’m pretty sure you could get surgery to correct that. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2010, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-handsome-fellow-edited-title/528697/12 "2010-02-12T16:39:53Z")
> [@sandra\_nz](#): > > I’m pretty sure you could get surgery to correct that. Maybe he tried to [do it himself.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=273825&highlight=bageldog) ---
**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2010, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-handsome-fellow-edited-title/528697/13 "2010-02-12T16:41:43Z")
[Didn’t help this guy](http://weirdnews.about.com/od/lovesexandmarriage/a/John-Falcon-Biggest-Penis.htm) Living With the World’s Largest Penis ---
**Author:** ![joebuck20](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/74df32/32.png) [@joebuck20](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joebuck20)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2010, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-handsome-fellow-edited-title/528697/14 "2010-02-12T17:59:20Z")
> [@Oredigger77](#): > > Do you get tired of tucking your penis into your sock? Personally I started wrapping it around my waist but people started thinking I had a spare tire. Nah. I just roll it up into a coil and put it in an oversize fanny pack. ---
**Author:** ![cmyk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmyk/32/3353_2.png) [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2010, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-handsome-fellow-edited-title/528697/15 "2010-02-12T18:06:08Z")
> [@joebuck20](#): > > Well, to give you an idea of what my (ahem) anatomy is like, I suggest going to this link: > > [Pornographic Fruits And Vegetables (PHOTOS) | HuffPost Impact](http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/02/12/pornographic-fruits-and-v_n_448102.html?slidenumber=XxIt3FNZWTM%3D&&#slide_image) Grossly deformed? ---
**Author:** ![bup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6bbea6/32.png) [@bup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bup)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2010, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-handsome-fellow-edited-title/528697/16 "2010-02-12T18:47:28Z")
How did you get so damned handsome? Are you able to charm the flies off a dead possum? Why _do_ birds suddenly appear every time you are near? ---
**Author:** ![joebuck20](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/74df32/32.png) [@joebuck20](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joebuck20)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2010, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-handsome-fellow-edited-title/528697/17 "2010-02-12T18:50:37Z")
> [@joebuck20](#): > > Nah. I just roll it up into a coil and put it in an oversize fanny pack. And often I don’t bother with the fanny pack. I just let the bulge stick out of my pants, just to see people’s reactions. ---
**Author:** ![joebuck20](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/74df32/32.png) [@joebuck20](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joebuck20)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2010, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-handsome-fellow-edited-title/528697/18 "2010-02-12T19:30:12Z")
> [@Dante](#): > > You just use your dick as a winch to pull your head through the doorframe, of course. This pretty much answers Corkboard’s question. > [@Cat\_Whisperer](#): > > What examples can you give us of the advantages beautiful people get in life? Like Liz Lemon’s ex-boyfriend on “30 Rock,” have you lived all your life in the “beautiful bubble” so you don’t have a clue how bad at things you really are? We get to jump ahead of everyone else in line and have access to exclusive clubs that only allow other beautiful people. Also our excrement smells like freshly baked cinnamon buns. ---
**Author:** ![Sigmagirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c89c15/32.png) [@Sigmagirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sigmagirl)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2010, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-handsome-fellow-edited-title/528697/19 "2010-02-12T19:33:15Z")
Do you look like a cartoon pilot? ---
**Author:** ![badbadrubberpiggy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/57b2e6/32.png) [@badbadrubberpiggy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/badbadrubberpiggy)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2010, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-handsome-fellow-edited-title/528697/20 "2010-02-12T19:35:53Z")
> [@joebuck20](#): > > We get to jump ahead of everyone else in line and have access to exclusive clubs that only allow other beautiful people. > Also our excrement smells like freshly baked cinnamon buns. Do doors magically open for you, as well? [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-handsome-fellow-edited-title/528697.md?page=2)