# Ask the handsome fellow \[edited title\]

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-handsome-fellow-edited-title/528697>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [February 12, 2010, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-handsome-fellow-edited-title/528697 "2010-02-12T13:29:00Z")\
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**Author:** ![joebuck20](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/74df32/32.png) [@joebuck20](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joebuck20)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2010, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-handsome-fellow-edited-title/528697/21 "2010-02-12T21:32:00Z")

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> [@bup](#):
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> How did you get so damned handsome?
> 
> Are you able to charm the flies off a dead possum?
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> Why _do_ birds suddenly appear every time you are near?

1. Just born this way, I guess.

2. Have done so on many occasions.

3. Because I’m a handsome MF’er.

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**Author:** ![joebuck20](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/74df32/32.png) [@joebuck20](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joebuck20)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2010, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-handsome-fellow-edited-title/528697/22 "2010-02-12T21:33:56Z")

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> [@badbadrubberpiggy](#):
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> Do doors magically open for you, as well?

Yes.  
Also, I don’t always drink beer, but when I do I drink Dos Equis.  
Stay thirsty my friends.

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