# Ask the heterosexual virgin! **URL:** \ **Category:** Great Debates\ **Created:** [March 11, 2000, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-heterosexual-virgin/17720 "2000-03-11T02:00:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![SanibelMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@SanibelMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanibelMan)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2000, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-heterosexual-virgin/17720/1 "2000-03-11T02:00:00Z")
I sense a trend here, and I’m going to capitalize on it. So here I am to answer any questions you would like to ask of a heterosexual virgin guy. * * * _SanibelMan_ - [My Homepage](http://members.macconnect.com/~jonkleinow/) “All right. Have it your own way. Road to hell paved with unbought stuffed dogs. Not my fault.” ---
**Author:** ![Freedomx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/4af34b/32.png) [@Freedomx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freedomx)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2000, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-heterosexual-virgin/17720/2 "2000-03-11T04:03:00Z")
How old are you? ---
**Author:** ![David\_B](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/51bf81/32.png) [@David\_B](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/David_B)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2000, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-heterosexual-virgin/17720/3 "2000-03-11T04:24:00Z")
When you say you are a heterosexual virgin, does that mean you are _only_ a virgin for heterosexual matters, implying that you might not be for homosexual matters, or does it mean that you are both heterosexual and a virgin overall? ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2000, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-heterosexual-virgin/17720/4 "2000-03-11T04:36:00Z")
Whatever his answer is, I call “dibs”! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![neutron\_star](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/51bf81/32.png) [@neutron\_star](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/neutron_star)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2000, 7:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-heterosexual-virgin/17720/5 "2000-03-11T07:31:00Z")
SanibelMan, are you Gary Coleman? * * * “Honey we’re recovering Christians.” –Tori Amos - _In the Springtime of his Voodoo_ ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2000, 8:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-heterosexual-virgin/17720/6 "2000-03-11T08:40:00Z")
\*Gary Coleman?['i] I’m withdrawing my previous offer! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![SanibelMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@SanibelMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanibelMan)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2000, 10:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-heterosexual-virgin/17720/7 "2000-03-11T10:52:00Z")
To answer all your questions… I’m 16. And to clarify, I mean that I am both heterosexual and a virgin overall. And I am not Gary Coleman. * * * _SanibelMan_ - [My Homepage](http://members.macconnect.com/~jonkleinow/) “All right. Have it your own way. Road to hell paved with unbought stuffed dogs. Not my fault.” ---
**Author:** ![Freedomx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/4af34b/32.png) [@Freedomx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freedomx)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2000, 12:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-heterosexual-virgin/17720/8 "2000-03-11T12:22:00Z")
16? It’s time to get off the computer and get out dating dude. Do you want to die a virgin? You better get a move on!!! ---
**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2000, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-heterosexual-virgin/17720/9 "2000-03-11T14:03:00Z")
I dunno if you’re strictly qualified as a virgin spokesperson at 16. Try this again in ten years. * * * [The Legend Of PigeonMan](http://www.hotkey.net.au/~guanolad/pigeonman/) - **Shadow of the Pigeon** - Weirdo of the Night ---
**Author:** ![David\_B](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/51bf81/32.png) [@David\_B](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/David_B)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2000, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-heterosexual-virgin/17720/10 "2000-03-11T14:05:00Z")
I don’t know if he’s qualified to be Sanibel_Man_ either. How about SanibelLad? ---
**Author:** ![John\_Kentzel-Griffin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ccd318/32.png) [@John\_Kentzel-Griffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Kentzel-Griffin)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2000, 5:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-heterosexual-virgin/17720/11 "2000-03-12T05:59:00Z")
**SanibelMan** When I was 16, I was a virgin, and I was (or thought I was) heterosexual. Four years later, I wasn’t a virgin and I realized that I am gay. YMMV **Freedom** There is nothing wrong with being a virgin at 16. Give the guy a break. * * * Virtually yours, DrMatrix These words are mine and they are true - Chief Meninock ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2000, 8:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-heterosexual-virgin/17720/12 "2000-03-12T08:16:00Z")
SanibelMan, don’t worry about the Hetero or Homo part of sex. Just enjoy the sex. Any prospects on the near horizon? ---
**Author:** ![SanibelMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@SanibelMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanibelMan)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2000, 8:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-heterosexual-virgin/17720/13 "2000-03-12T08:34:00Z")
Prospects on the horizon? No, just miles and miles and miles and miles and miles and miles and miles and miles and miles and _miles_ of boring, grassy prarie. _sigh_ ---
**Author:** ![Flinx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e79b87/32.png) [@Flinx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flinx)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2000, 10:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-heterosexual-virgin/17720/14 "2000-03-12T10:12:00Z")
SanibelMan, do you realize that you’re describing my idea of paradise? What I wouldn’t give to live on the open prairie (and I may in the future), with no one around me for miles. A hermit’s dream come true. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![AKAmame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/aca169/32.png) [@AKAmame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AKAmame)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2000, 12:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-heterosexual-virgin/17720/15 "2000-03-12T12:32:00Z")
Hey, Sanibel, great career in politics ahead - elected unopposed as ‘Official Spokesvirgin for the Teeming Millions’. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Freedomx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/4af34b/32.png) [@Freedomx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freedomx)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2000, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-heterosexual-virgin/17720/16 "2000-03-12T14:10:00Z")
SanibelMan So as far as I can tell, you are either real slow, or gay. ---
**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2000, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-heterosexual-virgin/17720/17 "2000-03-12T14:31:00Z")
Freedom: Shut up. * * * [The Legend Of PigeonMan](http://www.hotkey.net.au/~guanolad/pigeonman/) - **Shadow of the Pigeon** - Weirdo of the Night ---
**Author:** ![Freedomx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/4af34b/32.png) [@Freedomx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freedomx)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2000, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-heterosexual-virgin/17720/18 "2000-03-12T15:28:00Z")
So sensitive. ---
**Author:** ![handy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b5a626/32.png) [@handy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handy)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2000, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-heterosexual-virgin/17720/19 "2000-03-12T16:15:00Z")
I have this wild theory that no man can be a virgin because he goes thru the vagina when he is being born. Thus, his penis has already entered it. So, you know what? To be a virgin you’d have to be born C-Section too, dude. ---
**Author:** ![Cooper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/50afbb/32.png) [@Cooper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cooper)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2000, 6:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-heterosexual-virgin/17720/20 "2000-03-13T06:50:00Z")
Handy, are you calling me a motherfucker? [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-heterosexual-virgin/17720.md?page=2)