# Ask the high/drunk guy! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 17, 2002, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-high-drunk-guy/132738 "2002-10-17T22:01:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Badtz\_Maru](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e36b37/32.png) [@Badtz\_Maru](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Badtz_Maru)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2002, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-high-drunk-guy/132738/1 "2002-10-17T22:01:18Z")
I just finished my second 3-shot bloody mary (with some kind of green habanero sauce added) and have finished smoking some substances that are illegal in certain countries. I don’t have anything better to do, so I"m asking for suggestinos. ---
**Author:** ![Badtz\_Maru](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e36b37/32.png) [@Badtz\_Maru](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Badtz_Maru)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2002, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-high-drunk-guy/132738/2 "2002-10-17T22:02:32Z")
weeeeeeee… heh-heh ---
**Author:** ![Gorgon\_Heap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f475e1/32.png) [@Gorgon\_Heap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gorgon_Heap)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2002, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-high-drunk-guy/132738/3 "2002-10-17T22:04:02Z")
Hello, High/Drunk guy … Uh, what were we just talking about? ---
**Author:** ![Badtz\_Maru](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e36b37/32.png) [@Badtz\_Maru](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Badtz_Maru)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2002, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-high-drunk-guy/132738/4 "2002-10-17T23:45:57Z")
Not suure about that. Things are not as happy as they were when I made the OP. My Dad, who is suffering from Alzheimers, myasthenia gravis, and now apparently cancer, has been deteriorating rapidly the last few days - last night he peed in the kitchen, this morning he lifted up the cushion on the couch and peed in it, and tonight shit all over himself twice. The first time we had to stand there and argue with him to get him to let my mom clean him up, he kept blaming her for it, then while she is cleaning him off he smears shit all over her face, then 30 minutes later he did it again. He was supposed to go to the hospital today to get a melanoma removed from his neck. Cat scans indicate more lumps in his chest. He has lost 40 pounds in the last few months. Not sure how I’m managing to cope with this so far. ---
**Author:** ![Badtz\_Maru](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e36b37/32.png) [@Badtz\_Maru](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Badtz_Maru)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2002, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-high-drunk-guy/132738/5 "2002-10-17T23:51:22Z")
What a buzzkill. ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2002, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-high-drunk-guy/132738/6 "2002-10-18T00:17:35Z")
If we feel the need for incoherence, we can always talk to Justhink. ---
**Author:** ![voltaire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/voltaire/32/313_2.png) [@voltaire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/voltaire)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2002, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-high-drunk-guy/132738/7 "2002-10-18T03:53:08Z")
Man, that’s rough. Hang in there. My advice: Drink less, smoke more!