# Ask the homicide victim

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-homicide-victim/617490>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 1, 2012, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-homicide-victim/617490 "2012-04-01T17:15:09Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\
**Post date:** [April 6, 2012, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-homicide-victim/617490/41 "2012-04-06T19:33:22Z")

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Any windows you can see out of? If so what’s outside?

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**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\
**Post date:** [April 6, 2012, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-homicide-victim/617490/42 "2012-04-06T19:58:24Z")

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How about Jim Morrison? I’m sure that dude is alive.

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**Author:** ![figure9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f0a364/32.png) [@figure9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/figure9)\
**Post date:** [April 6, 2012, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-homicide-victim/617490/43 "2012-04-06T22:14:41Z")

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> Any windows you can see out of? If so what’s outside?

The Vice President in charge of things starting with the letter Q, has an window in his office. All I could see was a volcano and a stripper factory. I still haven’t figured out how to get outside though.

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**Author:** ![Spectre\_of\_Pithecanthropus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spectre_of_pithecanthropus/32/12343_2.png) [@Spectre\_of\_Pithecanthropus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spectre_of_Pithecanthropus)\
**Post date:** [April 6, 2012, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-homicide-victim/617490/44 "2012-04-06T22:21:18Z")

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Anyone else thinking that **figure9** needs to post more?

Nicely done!

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**Author:** ![Kenm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/bc79bd/32.png) [@Kenm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kenm)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2012, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-homicide-victim/617490/45 "2012-04-07T15:41:59Z")

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How’s Norma Desmond?

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