# Ask the incarcerated former lawyer

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [February 2, 2010, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-incarcerated-former-lawyer/527328 "2010-02-02T03:15:30Z")\
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**Author:** ![gonzomax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e8c25b/32.png) [@gonzomax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gonzomax)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2010, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-incarcerated-former-lawyer/527328/26 "2010-02-02T20:41:52Z")

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> [@kayaker](#):
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> Where did you hide your shiv?

You do not want to know.

But that big an asshole could smuggle in a Samurai sword.

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