# Ask the kid who doesn't know much of anything

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-kid-who-doesnt-know-much-of-anything/23445>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 25, 2000, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-kid-who-doesnt-know-much-of-anything/23445 "2000-06-25T03:36:25Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![Monster104](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Monster104](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monster104)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2000, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-kid-who-doesnt-know-much-of-anything/23445/21 "2000-06-26T00:29:40Z")

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Hey punha, _I_ answer the questions here. I would really appreciate it if you didn’t try and hijack my thread.

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> **Do butterflies have knees?**

I’m sure we can say butterflies have knees, but then again, I haven’t seen butter fly that often, nor have I seen flying butter say “ni”. I have, however, seen margarine cut down the mightiest tree in the woods with a herring.

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**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2000, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-kid-who-doesnt-know-much-of-anything/23445/22 "2000-06-26T00:30:35Z")

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hey, punha, hun, monster started this thread for a reason: so people could ask him questions and \*\* he \*\* would answer them. Sorry to nitpick, but are you the originator, and did monster give you express permission to answer questions for him?

oh, btw, i have yet another stupid question: what are those thingies on chicken/rooster beaks for? you know, the ugly red stuff.

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**Author:** ![Monster104](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Monster104](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monster104)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2000, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-kid-who-doesnt-know-much-of-anything/23445/23 "2000-06-26T00:38:43Z")

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> **what are those thingies on chicken/rooster beaks for? you know, the ugly red stuff.**

You ever wonder what McDonald’s makes its chicken nuggets out of? Well, that’s exactly it. Btw, thanks ssskuggiii.

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**Author:** ![2sense](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/2/e47774/32.png) [@2sense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2sense)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2000, 6:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-kid-who-doesnt-know-much-of-anything/23445/24 "2000-06-26T06:41:08Z")

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How come you didn’t answer my question?

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**Author:** ![dpr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@dpr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dpr)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2000, 6:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-kid-who-doesnt-know-much-of-anything/23445/25 "2000-06-26T06:54:55Z")

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G’day monstermate,

What question could I ask you that would have you paradoxically shaking your head in bewilderment while inspiring laughter?

or alternatively:  
How many real applications does Quantum theory have?

cheers buddy

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