# ask the magic 8 ball **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 5, 2002, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-magic-8-ball/127130 "2002-09-05T13:38:44Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Miss\_Magic8ball](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Miss\_Magic8ball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miss_Magic8ball)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2002, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-magic-8-ball/127130/1 "2002-09-05T13:38:44Z")
ask, and I shall Answer. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Ace\_of\_Swords](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e495f1/32.png) [@The\_Ace\_of\_Swords](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Ace_of_Swords)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2002, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-magic-8-ball/127130/2 "2002-09-05T13:56:00Z")
[shakes the magic8ball] Oh, magic8ball, hear my question: Will you be a one-trick pony? ---
**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2002, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-magic-8-ball/127130/3 "2002-09-05T13:59:31Z")
Where is NT? ---
**Author:** ![Squink](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b5e925/32.png) [@Squink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Squink)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2002, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-magic-8-ball/127130/4 "2002-09-05T14:10:42Z")
Could George W. inaugurate a new era of peace, love and understanding by appointing Katherine Harris “Empress of Palestine” ? ---
**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2002, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-magic-8-ball/127130/5 "2002-09-05T14:11:28Z")
Should I go long on copra futures? ---
**Author:** ![SpaceDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spacedog/32/9932_2.png) [@SpaceDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SpaceDog)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2002, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-magic-8-ball/127130/6 "2002-09-05T14:51:55Z")
How can you have zero posts ? or How many posts until this thread gets locked ? ---
**Author:** ![Spooky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Spooky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spooky)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2002, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-magic-8-ball/127130/7 "2002-09-05T15:10:55Z")
Did Brian ever really love me? ---
**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2002, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-magic-8-ball/127130/8 "2002-09-05T15:56:32Z")
What the @#!$%@&\*\* is this doing in the BBQ Pit? ---
**Author:** ![Myrnalene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c4cdca/32.png) [@Myrnalene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Myrnalene)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2002, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-magic-8-ball/127130/9 "2002-09-05T16:01:43Z")
**magic8ball** , what happened to your post count? ---
**Author:** ![Soul\_Brother\_Number\_Two](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/soul_brother_number_two/32/3515_2.png) [@Soul\_Brother\_Number\_Two](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Soul_Brother_Number_Two)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2002, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-magic-8-ball/127130/10 "2002-09-05T16:32:56Z")
Is Wildest Bill lurking among us? ---
**Author:** ![Mullinator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@Mullinator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mullinator)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2002, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-magic-8-ball/127130/11 "2002-09-05T16:45:49Z")
What is my favorite milieu of tomato? ---
**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2002, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-magic-8-ball/127130/12 "2002-09-05T16:47:16Z")
The cheetah. Next! ---
**Author:** ![Steve\_Wright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@Steve\_Wright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_Wright)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2002, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-magic-8-ball/127130/13 "2002-09-05T17:39:40Z")
Who dragged whom how many times at the wheels of what around the walls of where? ---
**Author:** ![JDeMobray](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/85e7bf/32.png) [@JDeMobray](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JDeMobray)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2002, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-magic-8-ball/127130/14 "2002-09-05T17:54:08Z")
I don’t know. Do you really think [death](http://www.penny-arcade.com/view.php3?date=2001-01-17) is the answer? ---
**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2002, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-magic-8-ball/127130/15 "2002-09-05T18:23:28Z")
Notice “member” doesn’t appear under the username, either. ---
**Author:** ![Miss\_Magic8ball](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Miss\_Magic8ball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miss_Magic8ball)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2002, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-magic-8-ball/127130/16 "2002-09-05T23:00:45Z")
ACEoSPADES: no. vanilla: Nt sands for the northwest territories, which is where the polar bears live. Its in canada. squink: will there ever be peace? jmm: Yes. definitly spacedog: I don’t know. I’m new at this. spooky: yes, he did. Thudlow boink: Well, where the hell else am I supposed to put it? I’m new, leave me alone. Mullinater: cannot predict now. steve wright: it was…the mailman. JDB: if its in penny-arcade, then yes, death IS the answer. essvee: yes, hes just in disguise. ---
**Author:** ![Myrnalene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c4cdca/32.png) [@Myrnalene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Myrnalene)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2002, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-magic-8-ball/127130/17 "2002-09-05T23:06:43Z")
I don’t get an answer? 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2002, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-magic-8-ball/127130/18 "2002-09-05T23:08:53Z")
If you were an ethereal being living outside of your own conciousness, what do you think would be most likely to reflect the forced existentialism back upon it’s own metaphysical aura? ---
**Author:** ![Spooky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Spooky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spooky)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2002, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-magic-8-ball/127130/19 "2002-09-05T23:57:19Z")
**magic8ball** says that Brian did love me, and, you know, I find that strangely comforting. Have a nice evening, everyone ---
**Author:** ![Squink](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b5e925/32.png) [@Squink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Squink)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2002, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-magic-8-ball/127130/20 "2002-09-06T00:06:54Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Myrnalene \* > \*\*I don’t get an answer? 😛 \*\* [Godel’s incompleteness theorem](http://www.math.uah.edu/mathclub/talks/12-7-2001.html) 😉 [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-magic-8-ball/127130.md?page=2)