# Ask the Middle-Class Guy **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 7, 2010, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-middle-class-guy/528052 "2010-02-07T18:59:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![cmyk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmyk/32/3353_2.png) [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2010, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-middle-class-guy/528052/61 "2010-02-09T18:17:24Z")
> [@pravnik](#): > > What are your hobbies? In the sense of stuff I work on for pure enjoyment and satisfaction? Mainly Animation/Story telling. Also Illustration, but it’s been a while. ---
**Author:** ![cmyk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmyk/32/3353_2.png) [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2010, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-middle-class-guy/528052/62 "2010-02-09T18:18:26Z")
> [@Cat\_Whisperer](#): > > Ah yes, the yard-monkeys. 🙂 All they’re missing is the tail. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2010, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-middle-class-guy/528052/63 "2010-02-09T19:19:33Z")
> [@cmyk](#): > > In the sense of stuff I work on for pure enjoyment and satisfaction? Mainly Animation/Story telling. Also Illustration, but it’s been a while. And Dope-festing. Not Dope-fisting. However, if you’re into that, I won’t pass judgment. I’ll just make sure to never face away from the chair in the corner. ---
**Author:** ![cmyk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmyk/32/3353_2.png) [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2010, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-middle-class-guy/528052/64 "2010-02-09T20:08:55Z")
I, um. No, hah. No! I’m not into DopeFisting at all. Please. DopeFisting… No way. And that chair at Queen Tonya’s: I always leave stain-free, I’ll have you know. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2010, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-middle-class-guy/528052/65 "2010-02-09T21:08:54Z")
> [@cmyk](#): > > I, um. No, hah. No! I’m not into DopeFisting at all. Please. DopeFisting… No way. > > And that chair at Queen Tonya’s: I always leave stain-free, I’ll have you know. I don’t want to even approach that chair with a blacklight now that you’ve made it your filthy perch. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2010, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-middle-class-guy/528052/66 "2010-02-09T21:40:45Z")
I think we took a sharp turn into TMI somewhere along the way today… ---
**Author:** ![cmyk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmyk/32/3353_2.png) [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2010, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-middle-class-guy/528052/67 "2010-02-09T23:28:56Z")
> [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](#): > > I don’t want to even approach that chair with a blacklight now that you’ve made it your filthy perch. It’d light up like a rod of plutonium. And is about as dangerous. ---
**Author:** ![cmyk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmyk/32/3353_2.png) [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2010, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-middle-class-guy/528052/68 "2010-02-09T23:30:49Z")
> [@Cat\_Whisperer](#): > > I think we took a sharp turn into TMI somewhere along the way today… Oddly enough, this thread is probably better off this way. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2010, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-middle-class-guy/528052/69 "2010-02-10T00:53:44Z")
> [@cmyk](#): > > Oddly enough, this thread is probably better off this way. Hey, you should see how bawdy the Dopefests get! “Gary, you don’t have a scent.” ---
**Author:** ![cmyk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmyk/32/3353_2.png) [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2010, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-middle-class-guy/528052/70 "2010-02-10T01:24:41Z")
> [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](#): > > Hey, you should see how bawdy the Dopefests get! > > “Gary, you don’t have a scent.” Now… that _was_ interesting, wasn’t it. GFactor doesn’t have a smell, and, why is he being sniffed by an attractive woman and not me? I certainly have a smell. … OHH. Now I get it. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-middle-class-guy/528052.md?page=3)