# Ask the next poster to do something naughty to you. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 28, 2005, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-next-poster-to-do-something-naughty-to-you/323804 "2005-09-28T04:26:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Scumpup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce73a5/32.png) [@Scumpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scumpup)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2005, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-next-poster-to-do-something-naughty-to-you/323804/21 "2005-09-28T14:24:23Z")
Bust my buffers! ---
**Author:** ![Tupug\_Anachi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7993a0/32.png) [@Tupug\_Anachi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tupug_Anachi)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2005, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-next-poster-to-do-something-naughty-to-you/323804/22 "2005-09-28T14:24:31Z")
Mmmmwaaaa!!! Pet my little pussy…cat. What? ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2005, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-next-poster-to-do-something-naughty-to-you/323804/23 "2005-09-28T14:27:19Z")
Polish my andirons. ---
**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2005, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-next-poster-to-do-something-naughty-to-you/323804/24 "2005-09-28T18:51:37Z")
Watch me masticate. ---
**Author:** ![YaWanna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/bbce88/32.png) [@YaWanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/YaWanna)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2005, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-next-poster-to-do-something-naughty-to-you/323804/25 "2005-09-28T18:52:32Z")
Frost my cookies. ---
**Author:** ![MacTech](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c0e974/32.png) [@MacTech](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MacTech)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2005, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-next-poster-to-do-something-naughty-to-you/323804/26 "2005-09-28T19:04:23Z")
> [@Amazon Floozy Goddess](#): > > Please fondle my bum. My hovercraft is full of eels \ you have beautiful thighs ---
**Author:** ![Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cab0a1/32.png) [@Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Man_With_a_Cat)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2005, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-next-poster-to-do-something-naughty-to-you/323804/27 "2005-09-28T19:08:32Z")
Ride my wheelie. ---
**Author:** ![Shagnasty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9dc877/32.png) [@Shagnasty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shagnasty)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2005, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-next-poster-to-do-something-naughty-to-you/323804/28 "2005-09-28T19:12:35Z")
> [@DrMemory](#): > > Beat me…Whip me… Make me right Bad Checks… > [@DrMemory](#): > > Beat me…Whip me… Make me write Bad Checks… > sorry for the almost double post Masturbation. Somebody is doing themselves in here! ---
**Author:** ![6\_6\_6](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/6/e0b2c6/32.png) [@6\_6\_6](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/6_6_6)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2005, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-next-poster-to-do-something-naughty-to-you/323804/29 "2005-09-28T19:26:38Z")
Please grease my nipples. ---
**Author:** ![SnakesCatLady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4af34b/32.png) [@SnakesCatLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SnakesCatLady)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2005, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-next-poster-to-do-something-naughty-to-you/323804/30 "2005-09-28T20:04:10Z")
Ring my chimes. ---
**Author:** ![akira5822](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/53a042/32.png) [@akira5822](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/akira5822)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2005, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-next-poster-to-do-something-naughty-to-you/323804/31 "2005-09-28T20:08:25Z")
Paint a smiley face on the tip of my penis. ---
**Author:** ![Hey\_It\_s\_That\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Hey\_It\_s\_That\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hey_It_s_That_Guy)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2005, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-next-poster-to-do-something-naughty-to-you/323804/32 "2005-09-28T20:21:31Z")
Let me give you a mustache ride. ---
**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2005, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-next-poster-to-do-something-naughty-to-you/323804/33 "2005-09-28T20:23:08Z")
Tickle my fancy. ---
**Author:** ![TLDRIDKJKLOLFTW](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/51bf81/32.png) [@TLDRIDKJKLOLFTW](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TLDRIDKJKLOLFTW)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2005, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-next-poster-to-do-something-naughty-to-you/323804/34 "2005-09-28T21:41:12Z")
Molest my inner child. ---
**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2005, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-next-poster-to-do-something-naughty-to-you/323804/35 "2005-09-28T22:04:48Z")
Pop my cherry. ---
**Author:** ![Susie\_Derkins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47774/32.png) [@Susie\_Derkins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Susie_Derkins)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2005, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-next-poster-to-do-something-naughty-to-you/323804/36 "2005-09-28T22:10:54Z")
Pull the tags off my mattress. ---
**Author:** ![Anastasaeon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/73ab20/32.png) [@Anastasaeon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anastasaeon)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2005, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-next-poster-to-do-something-naughty-to-you/323804/37 "2005-09-28T22:17:29Z")
Well, since I made a wrong turn and ended up in the wrong thread, thinking I was actually in this thread, I submit my post from that thread to this one: [Now this is naughty.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=6629613&postcount=89) ---
**Author:** ![Euthanasiast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Euthanasiast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euthanasiast)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2005, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-next-poster-to-do-something-naughty-to-you/323804/38 "2005-09-28T22:53:55Z")
> [@Anastasaeon](#): > > Well, since I made a wrong turn and ended up in the wrong thread, thinking I was actually in this thread, I submit my post from that thread to this one: > > [Now this is naughty.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=6629613&postcount=89) One Cleveland Steamer please! ---
**Author:** ![Askia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/96bed5/32.png) [@Askia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askia)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2005, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-next-poster-to-do-something-naughty-to-you/323804/39 "2005-09-28T23:16:14Z")
I’ll ask you once, if you’ll **Askia** me twice. ---
**Author:** ![Anastasaeon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/73ab20/32.png) [@Anastasaeon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anastasaeon)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2005, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-next-poster-to-do-something-naughty-to-you/323804/40 "2005-09-28T23:23:24Z")
> [@Askia](#): > > I’ll ask you once, if you’ll **Askia** me twice. Psst! **Askia**? **Askia**? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-next-poster-to-do-something-naughty-to-you/323804.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-next-poster-to-do-something-naughty-to-you/323804.md?page=3)