# Ask the next poster to do something naughty to you.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-next-poster-to-do-something-naughty-to-you/323804>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [September 28, 2005, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-next-poster-to-do-something-naughty-to-you/323804 "2005-09-28T04:26:56Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
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**Author:** ![marque\_elf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/71c47a/32.png) [@marque\_elf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/marque_elf)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2005, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-next-poster-to-do-something-naughty-to-you/323804/61 "2005-09-29T15:07:05Z")

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> [@Susie Derkins](#):
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> Only if you’ll diddle my uvula in return.

Oh you dirty, dirty ghirl. Uvulas are my weakness.

Please, please calibrate my voltimeter (if you catch my drift.)

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**Author:** ![Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/779978/32.png) [@Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amazon_Floozy_Goddess)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2005, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-next-poster-to-do-something-naughty-to-you/323804/62 "2005-09-29T15:16:17Z")

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That was tough, but it’s now calibrated. You owe me.

Lick my navel.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2005, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-next-poster-to-do-something-naughty-to-you/323804/63 "2005-09-30T01:13:42Z")

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Squeeze my macaroni.  
Slop your face with my baloney.

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**Author:** ![Earthworm\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f07891/32.png) [@Earthworm\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earthworm_Jim)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2005, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-next-poster-to-do-something-naughty-to-you/323804/64 "2005-09-30T02:30:09Z")

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[Homer] Holy Macaroni! [/Homer]

Now toe my party line.

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