# Ask the (Not So) Amateur Porn Director **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [August 8, 2012, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-not-so-amateur-porn-director/630805 "2012-08-08T00:14:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 1\ **Showing post:** 24
**Author:** ![MikeSouth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ea666f/32.png) [@MikeSouth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MikeSouth)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2012, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-not-so-amateur-porn-director/630805/24 "2012-08-08T01:53:03Z")
\*\*What was the best (as in quality film making) porn film you’ve ever seen? \*\* Call me old school but “The Opening of Misty Beethoven” is the one that stands out to me as the all time best, as far as porn as art goes I think that one nailed it. Very little porn is anything I would call art. **Ever seen a porn comedy that actually made you laugh?** Several actually…Wicked Pictures “Camp Cuddly Pines” was a laugh a minute but that was largely because I was watching and reviewing it with my then girlfriend who provided running commentary that turned into a hilarious review. **Working with any porn star, past or present, what would be your ultimate cast?** As far as male actors go Jamie Gillis was a damn good actor but a bit long in the tooth for porn these days Randy Spears is a decent actor and performer most of todays guys are what we call “meat puppets” As for females Melissa Hill was incredible I worked with her and we were good friends for many years and she could slip in and out of characters better than any girl in porn I have ever known. My friend Kayden Kross is fair but she has a ways to go to become what I would call good. Stormy Daniels can act passably as can Ron Jeremy (no sex roles for him though…much as I love the guy) --- _[View the full topic](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-not-so-amateur-porn-director/630805)._