# ask the nudist.
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-nudist/23566
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [June 26, 2000, 11:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-nudist/23566 "2000-06-26T11:22:05Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@zuma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zuma)
#### Post date: [June 26, 2000, 11:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-nudist/23566/1 "2000-06-26T11:22:05Z")
I’m a nudist.
i am a member of lupin naturist club in los gatos, ca.
I don’t wear clothes at home.
When friends come over, I am naked.
Here’s your chance… ask the nudist.
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### Author:  [@Ayesha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ayesha)
#### Post date: [June 26, 2000, 11:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-nudist/23566/2 "2000-06-26T11:26:55Z")
Do you get burnt when you fry bacon ?
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### Author:  [@yojimbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yojimbo)
#### Post date: [June 26, 2000, 11:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-nudist/23566/3 "2000-06-26T11:32:05Z")
Do you have blinds on your windows ?
Do you get ay problems from neighbours ?
When somebody you don’t know comes to your door do you put a robe on ?
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### Author:  [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)
#### Post date: [June 26, 2000, 11:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-nudist/23566/4 "2000-06-26T11:35:38Z")
Do you drive in the nude?
If so, do you at least wear shoes?
Ever have any trouble in public (e.g. nude beaches) with erections and such?
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### Author:  [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)
#### Post date: [June 26, 2000, 11:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-nudist/23566/5 "2000-06-26T11:37:16Z")
What is your average wardrobe budget?
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### Author:  [@CanadianSue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanadianSue)
#### Post date: [June 26, 2000, 11:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-nudist/23566/6 "2000-06-26T11:38:17Z")
Do you dingle or do you dangle?
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### Author:  [@GaWd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GaWd)
#### Post date: [June 26, 2000, 11:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-nudist/23566/7 "2000-06-26T11:48:48Z")
Umm…Los Gatos is only about 10 miles away…is there any chance we’ll be friends? 😃
-Sam
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### Author:  [@GaWd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GaWd)
#### Post date: [June 26, 2000, 11:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-nudist/23566/8 "2000-06-26T11:50:14Z")
\ Just in case you’re not a woman, ignore my comments above 🙂
So much for assuming things! I’m a :wally:'y boy!
-Sam
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### Author:  [@funneefarmer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/funneefarmer)
#### Post date: [June 26, 2000, 11:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-nudist/23566/9 "2000-06-26T11:57:06Z")
> [@](#):
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> \*\*
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> When friends come over, I am naked.
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> \*\*
How fast do they leave ?
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### Author:  [@Sue\_Duhnym](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sue_Duhnym)
#### Post date: [June 26, 2000, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-nudist/23566/10 "2000-06-26T15:08:26Z")
Since I’m in Willow Glen, I think I have to see this for myself. What’s your address?
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### Author:  [@Myndephuquer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Myndephuquer)
#### Post date: [June 26, 2000, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-nudist/23566/11 "2000-06-26T15:24:40Z")
Uh, zuma, you’re, uh, like, uh, supposed to reply when you post one of these ‘ask’ thingies, or something.
Why don’t you put some clothes on? Do you get pubes all over the floor? Do you have hardwood floors or carpet? Are there ass prints on all of your chairs? Do you have any white furniture? Do you have to clean it often? Can you recommend a good upholstery cleaner?
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### Author:  [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)
#### Post date: [June 26, 2000, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-nudist/23566/12 "2000-06-26T15:28:43Z")
Do you live in a house with a yard? If so, do you do your yard work in the nude? And can neighbors or passersby see into your yard?
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### Author:  [@GaWd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GaWd)
#### Post date: [June 26, 2000, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-nudist/23566/13 "2000-06-26T15:36:14Z")
Sue, if there’s a whole colony of em, and it’s co-ed, I’ll make that trip with you 🙂
-Sam
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### Author:  [@CanadianSue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanadianSue)
#### Post date: [June 26, 2000, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-nudist/23566/14 "2000-06-26T15:42:33Z")
I’d join you two on that journey. Hey Sue… maybe Gawd would be the middle of our Sue cookie 😉
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### Author:  [@GaWd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GaWd)
#### Post date: [June 26, 2000, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-nudist/23566/15 "2000-06-26T15:46:21Z")
Remember, I’ll only visit if it’s **co-ed**. I wouldn’t wanna be caught in a _very_ uncomfortable position!
Now, a Sue cookie OTOH…that’s something to think about! 😃
-Sam
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### Author:  [@Rilchiam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rilchiam)
#### Post date: [June 27, 2000, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-nudist/23566/16 "2000-06-27T02:43:02Z")
Are you male or female? If female, aren’t you prone to infections? If male, aren’t you vulnerable to…collisions…with furniture and such? In either case, don’t you ever get cold?
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### Author:  [@Max\_Torque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Torque)
#### Post date: [June 27, 2000, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-nudist/23566/17 "2000-06-27T04:19:01Z")
Where do you carry your wallet and keys?
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### Author:  [@Baraqiyal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baraqiyal)
#### Post date: [June 27, 2000, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-nudist/23566/18 "2000-06-27T05:20:01Z")
Assuming you’re male…
Do you ever get erections at inopportune times? If so, do you have a pre-scripted list of comments to go along e.g. “Hey, nice sweater…”)? Does seeing nude women all the time make intimate moments “less special”? Do you keep your penis all waxed up and shiny to impress the ladies?
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### Author:  [@ricepad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ricepad)
#### Post date: [June 27, 2000, 6:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-nudist/23566/19 "2000-06-27T06:33:10Z")
Hmm…mebbe the name of this thread should be “ask the nudist (even tho you won’t get an answer!)”
I, too, like baring buns, but mostly just in the back yard. Mrs. ricepad and I have gone to some nude beaches, but we can’t seem to get the nerve to hit any clubs/resorts, even tho there’s one not too far away. In fact, I think proximity works against us, because we’re too afraid we’d see somebody we know there.
So the question, then, is…have you run into an outside acquaintance while at a club? If so, was it awkward, and how did you deal with it?
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### Author:  [@GaWd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GaWd)
#### Post date: [June 27, 2000, 8:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-nudist/23566/20 "2000-06-27T08:39:08Z")
> [@](#):
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> \*\*
> Assuming you’re male…
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> Do you ever get erections at inopportune times? If so, do you have a pre-scripted list of comments to go along e.g. “Hey, nice sweater…”)? Does seeing nude women all the time make intimate moments “less special”? Do you keep your penis all waxed up and shiny to impress the ladies?
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> \*\*
And if Female, do you leave “Snail-trails” on the naugehyde sofas and such? what kinda maintainence is required to keep your holiest in “presentation mode”?
😃
Not that I’ll get a stinking answer or anything.
:HmmpH:
-Sam
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