# Ask the pathological liar **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 1, 2010, 11:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-pathological-liar/534560 "2010-04-01T11:37:01Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![figure9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f0a364/32.png) [@figure9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/figure9)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2010, 11:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-pathological-liar/534560/1 "2010-04-01T11:37:01Z")
O.K. I’m not proud of it but I have been a pathological liar my whole life. If you want to know what it is like to live with this condition ask away. I will answer your posts daily. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2010, 11:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-pathological-liar/534560/2 "2010-04-01T11:39:14Z")
Are you _really_ a pathological liar? ---
**Author:** ![Shagnasty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9dc877/32.png) [@Shagnasty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shagnasty)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2010, 11:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-pathological-liar/534560/3 "2010-04-01T11:41:41Z")
Are you proud to have an IQ over 170? How many sex partners did you have before the age of 10? ---
**Author:** ![sandra\_nz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@sandra\_nz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sandra_nz)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2010, 12:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-pathological-liar/534560/4 "2010-04-01T12:35:51Z")
How do you keep up with the lies? do you keep a journal of what you’ve told to whom? Or do you just create a single, yet untrue, life for yourself and pretend it’s real? ---
**Author:** ![Khendrask](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3e96dc/32.png) [@Khendrask](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khendrask)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2010, 12:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-pathological-liar/534560/5 "2010-04-01T12:55:39Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > Are you _really_ a pathological liar? Are you going to trust the answer? ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2010, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-pathological-liar/534560/6 "2010-04-01T13:18:08Z")
> [@figure9](#): > > I will answer your posts daily. I don’t believe you. Seriously though, do you have any idea what drives this obsession? Is it something you’d like to correct or do you derive some satisfaction or pleasure from it? ---
**Author:** ![Isamu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/7c8e57/32.png) [@Isamu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Isamu)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2010, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-pathological-liar/534560/7 "2010-04-01T13:26:18Z")
Why? ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2010, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-pathological-liar/534560/8 "2010-04-01T13:43:52Z")
I hope nobody who replied expects the OP to ever return. Strong in that one some days the Whoosh is I think. ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2010, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-pathological-liar/534560/9 "2010-04-01T13:54:18Z")
What’s it like to fuck Morgan Fairchild? ---
**Author:** ![garygnu](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/garygnu/32/2924_2.png) [@garygnu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garygnu)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2010, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-pathological-liar/534560/10 "2010-04-01T13:55:10Z")
Will you answer this question truthfully? ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2010, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-pathological-liar/534560/11 "2010-04-01T14:01:16Z")
> [@Jack\_Batty](#): > > What’s it like to fuck Morgan Fairchild? It’s very different. Her vagina is down by her kneecap and she’s got four nipples. ---
**Author:** ![Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/regallag_the_axe/32/445_2.png) [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Regallag_The_Axe)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2010, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-pathological-liar/534560/12 "2010-04-01T14:28:19Z")
Finally, someone I ask this question to: What’s the difference between a duck? ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2010, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-pathological-liar/534560/13 "2010-04-01T14:54:00Z")
I don’t think you’re really a pathological liar. I just don’t trust you to tell us the truth about that. ---
**Author:** ![shantih](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f6c823/32.png) [@shantih](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/shantih)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2010, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-pathological-liar/534560/14 "2010-04-01T15:19:21Z")
Do these pants make me look fat? ---
**Author:** ![RealityChuck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/realitychuck/32/195_2.png) [@RealityChuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RealityChuck)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2010, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-pathological-liar/534560/15 "2010-04-01T15:47:33Z")
If I were to ask you if you were a pathological liar, would you say yes? ---
**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2010, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-pathological-liar/534560/16 "2010-04-01T15:58:49Z")
What would the other guy tell me? ---
**Author:** ![MissMossie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f6c823/32.png) [@MissMossie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MissMossie)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2010, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-pathological-liar/534560/17 "2010-04-01T16:00:22Z")
Do you intend on telling the truth in this thread? Do you want to lie, or is it something you do compulsively? ---
**Author:** ![dhkendall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9adbd/32.png) [@dhkendall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dhkendall)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-pathological-liar/534560/18 "2010-04-01T17:56:20Z")
Do you still beat your wife? ---
**Author:** ![may\_be\_ignorant](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c5a1d2/32.png) [@may\_be\_ignorant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/may_be_ignorant)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2010, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-pathological-liar/534560/19 "2010-04-01T18:25:53Z")
Why did you take the time to post this? I think I’ll go make a thread on, Ask the chronic masturbaitor/pyscopath/quadriplegic If you can’t tell I’m not in support of this because I don’t believe you are a pathological liar ---
**Author:** ![ivan\_astikov](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@ivan\_astikov](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivan_astikov)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2010, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-pathological-liar/534560/20 "2010-04-01T18:29:05Z")
I’m a pathological truth-teller. Your OP sucks. donkey. balls. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-pathological-liar/534560.md?page=2)