# Ask the Person who Hasn't had Running Water for Four Days

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-person-who-hasnt-had-running-water-for-four-days/551485
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [August 26, 2010, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-person-who-hasnt-had-running-water-for-four-days/551485 "2010-08-26T00:58:14Z")
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### Author: ![kidneyfailure](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9f8e36/32.png) [@kidneyfailure](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kidneyfailure)
#### Post date: [August 26, 2010, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-person-who-hasnt-had-running-water-for-four-days/551485/1 "2010-08-26T00:58:14Z")

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We haven’t had running water for four days. Seriously. If you ever wanted to know anything about what that might be like, now is the time to ask.

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### Author: ![PSXer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/48db29/32.png) [@PSXer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PSXer)
#### Post date: [August 26, 2010, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-person-who-hasnt-had-running-water-for-four-days/551485/2 "2010-08-26T00:59:52Z")

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where do you poop

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### Author: ![wunderkammer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/ed8c4c/32.png) [@wunderkammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wunderkammer)
#### Post date: [August 26, 2010, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-person-who-hasnt-had-running-water-for-four-days/551485/3 "2010-08-26T01:03:17Z")

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I have no questions.

But that is very apt username/post combo.

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### Author: ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)
#### Post date: [August 26, 2010, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-person-who-hasnt-had-running-water-for-four-days/551485/4 "2010-08-26T01:05:04Z")

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I was without electricity and therefore a water well pump for a week during an ice storm. I drank bottled water and plumbed with water from the water garden.

Why are you without water?

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### Author: ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)
#### Post date: [August 26, 2010, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-person-who-hasnt-had-running-water-for-four-days/551485/5 "2010-08-26T01:12:23Z")

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Did it happen while you were in the shower, right before you were going to rinse the shampoo out of your hair, and the water shut off and you said, “I’ll just wait until it gets turned on again” and your wife has held you to that statement for the last 96 hours?

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### Author: ![kittenblue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ba8739/32.png) [@kittenblue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kittenblue)
#### Post date: [August 26, 2010, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-person-who-hasnt-had-running-water-for-four-days/551485/6 "2010-08-26T01:28:18Z")

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Unfortunately, I have no questions because I already know the answers. Sigh. I’ve tried to forget those dark days.

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### Author: ![GrandWino](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grandwino/32/67_2.png) [@GrandWino](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrandWino)
#### Post date: [August 26, 2010, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-person-who-hasnt-had-running-water-for-four-days/551485/7 "2010-08-26T01:31:56Z")

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How many times have you forgotten that the water is off, go to use it, and then remember all over again?

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### Author: ![kidneyfailure](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9f8e36/32.png) [@kidneyfailure](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kidneyfailure)
#### Post date: [August 26, 2010, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-person-who-hasnt-had-running-water-for-four-days/551485/8 "2010-08-26T01:31:56Z")

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> [@PSXer](#):
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> where do you poop

In the toilet, of course. We have some buckets of water that we use for that, just pour 'em down the toilet to flush.

> [@carnivorousplant](#):
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> Why are you without water?

This happens very frequently in China. In the ten years I’ve been here it’s happened maybe five times, each time lasting several days. It seems to be something Chinese people have just come to live with. This time it’s due to some kind of large-scale construction project happening nearby or some stupid shit. It was supposed to be back on last night, was briefly on this morning, and is now off again. I haven’t showered in four days.

> [@Munch](#):
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> Did it happen while you were in the shower, right before you were going to rinse the shampoo out of your hair, and the water shut off and you said, “I’ll just wait until it gets turned on again” and your wife has held you to that statement for the last 96 hours?

Nope, there were notices on the wall telling us to prepare for it, so we all knew it was coming.

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### Author: ![myskepticsight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cc9497/32.png) [@myskepticsight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/myskepticsight)
#### Post date: [August 26, 2010, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-person-who-hasnt-had-running-water-for-four-days/551485/9 "2010-08-26T01:59:28Z")

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How bad is your BO right now?

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### Author: ![R.P.McMurphy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7993a0/32.png) [@R.P.McMurphy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/R.P.McMurphy)
#### Post date: [August 26, 2010, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-person-who-hasnt-had-running-water-for-four-days/551485/10 "2010-08-26T02:36:11Z")

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How does that make you different from about 98% of all the people that have lived on this planet?

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### Author: ![kidneyfailure](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9f8e36/32.png) [@kidneyfailure](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kidneyfailure)
#### Post date: [August 26, 2010, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-person-who-hasnt-had-running-water-for-four-days/551485/11 "2010-08-26T02:50:07Z")

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> [@Bob Ducca](#):
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> How many times have you forgotten that the water is off, go to use it, and then remember all over again?

Several. I feel like an idiot everytime, too.

> [@myskepticsight](#):
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> How bad is your BO right now?

Bad enough to peel the skin off an onion.

> [@R.P.McMurphy](#):
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> How does that make you different from about 98% of all the people that have lived on this planet?

It doesn’t. It might make me different than about 98% of the people on this message board, though, most of whom are First Worlders who I assume have running water and have rarely, if ever, been without. I can’t think of a single time in my life when I didn’t have running water before I moved here.

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### Author: ![Darth\_Nader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Darth\_Nader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Nader)
#### Post date: [August 26, 2010, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-person-who-hasnt-had-running-water-for-four-days/551485/12 "2010-08-26T02:51:51Z")

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What’s the weather like? Any chance of rain?

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### Author: ![kidneyfailure](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9f8e36/32.png) [@kidneyfailure](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kidneyfailure)
#### Post date: [August 26, 2010, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-person-who-hasnt-had-running-water-for-four-days/551485/13 "2010-08-26T02:54:04Z")

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> [@Darth\_Nader](#):
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> What’s the weather like? Any chance of rain?

Very sunny and very hot. There has been rain recently, but not yesterday and probably not today.

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### Author: ![Darth\_Nader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Darth\_Nader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Nader)
#### Post date: [August 26, 2010, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-person-who-hasnt-had-running-water-for-four-days/551485/14 "2010-08-26T03:14:47Z")

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Any communal water supply/showers nearby? Keep out of the sun…

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### Author: ![Tom\_Tildrum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e95f7d/32.png) [@Tom\_Tildrum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tom_Tildrum)
#### Post date: [August 26, 2010, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-person-who-hasnt-had-running-water-for-four-days/551485/15 "2010-08-26T03:15:41Z")

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Do you have enough beer to get you through this dry time?

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### Author: ![Darth\_Nader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Darth\_Nader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Nader)
#### Post date: [August 26, 2010, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-person-who-hasnt-had-running-water-for-four-days/551485/16 "2010-08-26T03:18:31Z")

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…is the official word something like “Things are going to suck for a bit, because we’re making everything BETTER”?

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### Author: ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)
#### Post date: [August 26, 2010, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-person-who-hasnt-had-running-water-for-four-days/551485/17 "2010-08-26T03:30:14Z")

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Do you warsh yourself with a rag on a stick?

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### Author: ![Lanzy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/74df32/32.png) [@Lanzy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lanzy)
#### Post date: [August 26, 2010, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-person-who-hasnt-had-running-water-for-four-days/551485/18 "2010-08-26T03:38:58Z")

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weak, I was 16 before we had running water at all.

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### Author: ![Darth\_Nader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Darth\_Nader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Nader)
#### Post date: [August 26, 2010, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-person-who-hasnt-had-running-water-for-four-days/551485/19 "2010-08-26T05:30:24Z")

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Oh, are’n _we_ all posh! We hadda sit in a mud puddle and fart to get cleaner. You and yer running water.

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### Author: ![fifty-six](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@fifty-six](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fifty-six)
#### Post date: [August 26, 2010, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-person-who-hasnt-had-running-water-for-four-days/551485/20 "2010-08-26T05:33:50Z")

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I have no pluming what so ever at my house. I do just fine.

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