# Ask the person who hates Jews. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [August 19, 2010, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-person-who-hates-jews/550693 "2010-08-19T01:56:09Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![XT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xt/32/456_2.png) [@XT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/XT)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2010, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-person-who-hates-jews/550693/21 "2010-08-19T02:38:06Z")
What is the anti-joo equivalent of Chimp out, anyway? -XT ---
**Author:** ![Belowjob2.0](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Belowjob2.0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Belowjob2.0)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2010, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-person-who-hates-jews/550693/22 "2010-08-19T02:39:47Z")
As an aspiring Jew hater myself, I have to ask: am I still allowed to bang hot JAPS? Or do I have to refrain altogether from “burning bagels”? ---
**Author:** ![AClockworkMelon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aclockworkmelon/32/10803_2.png) [@AClockworkMelon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AClockworkMelon)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2010, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-person-who-hates-jews/550693/23 "2010-08-19T02:43:44Z")
> [@xtisme](#): > > What is the anti-joo equivalent of Chimp out, anyway? > > -XT It was one of the OP’s favorite sites, [White Power Forum](http://www.whitepowerforum.com/). But they shut down when they’d learned **MeanOldLady** ’s terrible secret. ---
**Author:** ![XT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xt/32/456_2.png) [@XT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/XT)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2010, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-person-who-hates-jews/550693/24 "2010-08-19T02:45:41Z")
It’s not as catchy as ‘[chimpout.com](http://chimpout.com)’ though. Oh well… -XT ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2010, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-person-who-hates-jews/550693/25 "2010-08-19T02:47:35Z")
I have a question – do you know of any good slurs for teh jooz? Because “hebe” and “kike” are sooooo last year! ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2010, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-person-who-hates-jews/550693/26 "2010-08-19T02:48:15Z")
If you hate Charlton Heston who wasn’t a Jew but played Moses and Ben Hur who were does that mean you hate Jews or just that you’ve seen _Beneath the Planet of the Apes_? > [@Guinastasia](#): > > I have a question – do you know of any good slurs for teh jooz? Because “hebe” and “kike” are sooooo last year! That’s another thread. “Let’s Update Hate Speak”. But if you start it please put me down for “Gefilte Eating Negev Monkeys” or “Big Fat Belgian Bastards” (since most Belgians are Jews. They also copulate with horses, though they claim they do not, but of course they are lying). ---
**Author:** ![Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cab0a1/32.png) [@Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Man_With_a_Cat)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2010, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-person-who-hates-jews/550693/27 "2010-08-19T02:50:51Z")
How about Chewbaca? He’s a chew. Or wooden chews? They’re dutch, but also chews. And Charleston Chews? NO ONE hates them! ---
**Author:** ![Washoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/ecae2f/32.png) [@Washoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Washoe)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2010, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-person-who-hates-jews/550693/28 "2010-08-19T02:50:55Z")
Everybody, sing along: _Oh, the Protestants hate the Catholics And the Catholics hate the Protestants And the Hindus hate the Moslems And everybody hates the Jews_ OK, now just the Asians: _But during National Brotherhood Week National Brotherhood Week It’s National Everyone-Smile-At- One-Another-hood Week Be nice to people who Are inferior to you It’s only for a week, so have no fear Be grateful that it doesn’t last all year!_ ---
**Author:** ![XT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xt/32/456_2.png) [@XT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/XT)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2010, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-person-who-hates-jews/550693/29 "2010-08-19T02:51:30Z")
[QUOTE=Guinastasia] I have a question – do you know of any good slurs for teh jooz? Because “hebe” and “kike” are sooooo last year! [/QUOTE] Used [this](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_ethnic_slurs) in another thread. There are tons. How about alter kacker or the ever popular Christ Killer? No? Well, there is the old stand by hymie I suppose… -XT ---
**Author:** ![Taenia\_spp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b5e925/32.png) [@Taenia\_spp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Taenia_spp)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2010, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-person-who-hates-jews/550693/30 "2010-08-19T02:57:56Z")
Good grief, **MeanOldLady** , for a second there I actually thought you were serious (about being an anti-Semite). I didn’t want this to upset my vision of you, but thankfully I remembered that crass little thread you seem to be referencing. ---
**Author:** ![Rand\_Rover](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/db5fbb/32.png) [@Rand\_Rover](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rand_Rover)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2010, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-person-who-hates-jews/550693/31 "2010-08-19T03:05:45Z")
> [@xtisme](#): > > [QUOTE=Guinastasia] > I have a question – do you know of any good slurs for teh jooz? Because “hebe” and “kike” are sooooo last year! Used [this](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_ethnic_slurs) in another thread. There are tons. How about alter kacker or the ever popular Christ Killer? No? Well, there is the old stand by hymie I suppose… -XT [/QUOTE] A propos of not a whole lot, this list missed my “favorite” (cuz I think it’s funny) racial slur, which is for Eskimos: Snow Niggers ---
**Author:** ![Rand\_Rover](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/db5fbb/32.png) [@Rand\_Rover](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rand_Rover)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2010, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-person-who-hates-jews/550693/32 "2010-08-19T03:09:54Z")
> [@Taenia\_spp](#): > > Good grief, **MeanOldLady** , for a second there I actually thought you were serious (about being an anti-Semite). **I didn’t want this to upset my vision of you** , but thankfully I remembered that crass little thread you seem to be referencing. You might wanna get those peepers checked, bro. ---
**Author:** ![Rigamarole](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/77aa72/32.png) [@Rigamarole](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rigamarole)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2010, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-person-who-hates-jews/550693/33 "2010-08-19T03:12:33Z")
Aren’t you black? Cuz I’m pretty sure, according to Chris Rock, that black people don’t hate Jews. They just hate all white people equally; they don’t have time to divide them into sub-categories. ---
**Author:** ![AClockworkMelon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aclockworkmelon/32/10803_2.png) [@AClockworkMelon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AClockworkMelon)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2010, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-person-who-hates-jews/550693/34 "2010-08-19T03:16:52Z")
> [@Rand\_Rover](#): > > > [@Taenia\_spp](#): > > > > Good grief, **MeanOldLady** , for a second there I actually thought you were serious (about being an anti-Semite). **I didn’t want this to upset my vision of you** , but thankfully I remembered that crass little thread you seem to be referencing. > > You might wanna get those peepers checked, bro. Why, is **MeanOldLady** a Jew? ---
**Author:** ![RandMcnally](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b782af/32.png) [@RandMcnally](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RandMcnally)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2010, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-person-who-hates-jews/550693/35 "2010-08-19T03:18:46Z")
I just want to say that I appreciate your candor and being up front with your jew-hating. Thank you. ---
**Author:** ![FoieGrasIsEvil](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foiegrasisevil/32/16638_2.png) [@FoieGrasIsEvil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FoieGrasIsEvil)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2010, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-person-who-hates-jews/550693/36 "2010-08-19T03:18:57Z")
Oh shit, I better not drop the ball on this one…“You know who else hated the Jews?” Yeah. ---
**Author:** ![Maeglin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Maeglin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maeglin)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2010, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-person-who-hates-jews/550693/37 "2010-08-19T03:19:34Z")
> [@Rand\_Rover](#): > > > [@Taenia\_spp](#): > > > > Good grief, **MeanOldLady** , for a second there I actually thought you were serious (about being an anti-Semite). **I didn’t want this to upset my vision of you** , but thankfully I remembered that crass little thread you seem to be referencing. > > You might wanna get those peepers checked, bro. I just had my newborn son’s peeper cut yesterday, as a matter of fact. Hebrew national. ---
**Author:** ![RandMcnally](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b782af/32.png) [@RandMcnally](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RandMcnally)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2010, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-person-who-hates-jews/550693/38 "2010-08-19T03:22:06Z")
> [@FoieGrasIsEvil](#): > > Oh shit, I better not drop the ball on this one…“You know who else hated the Jews?” > Yeah. Why are you the first person to say this? I am so disappointed with myself. ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2010, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-person-who-hates-jews/550693/39 "2010-08-19T03:30:20Z")
[QUOTE=Rand Rover] A propos of not a whole lot, this list missed my “favorite” (cuz I think it’s funny) racial slur, which is for Eskimos: Snow Niggers [/QUOTE] Um… yeah… Some people don’t quite grasp it, do they? ---
**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2010, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-person-who-hates-jews/550693/40 "2010-08-19T03:34:25Z")
> [@FoieGrasIsEvil](#): > > Oh shit, I better not drop the ball on this one…“You know who else hated the Jews?” > Yeah. Henry Kissinger? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-person-who-hates-jews/550693.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-person-who-hates-jews/550693.md?page=3)