# Ask the person who hates Jews. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [August 19, 2010, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-person-who-hates-jews/550693 "2010-08-19T01:56:09Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2010, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-person-who-hates-jews/550693/41 "2010-08-19T04:40:15Z")
What’s the first clue you get that someone’s a Joo? For me it’s nose size. Then, whether they own a bank or a movie studio. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2010, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-person-who-hates-jews/550693/42 "2010-08-19T05:21:07Z")
> [@Boyo\_Jim](#): > > What’s the first clue you get that someone’s a Joo? > > For me it’s nose size. Then, whether they own a bank or a movie studio. Or a Jooolwry store. ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2010, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-person-who-hates-jews/550693/43 "2010-08-19T05:21:32Z")
> [@Enderw24](#): > > > [@FoieGrasIsEvil](#): > > > > Oh shit, I better not drop the ball on this one…“You know who else hated the Jews?” > > Yeah. > > Henry Kissinger? No, somebody with nicer legs. ---
**Author:** ![RandMcnally](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b782af/32.png) [@RandMcnally](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RandMcnally)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2010, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-person-who-hates-jews/550693/44 "2010-08-19T05:28:48Z")
> [@Sampiro](#): > > > [@Enderw24](#): > > > > Henry Kissinger? > > No, somebody with nicer legs. Of course they were nice, he was such a marvelous dancer. ---
**Author:** ![pohjonen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pohjonen/32/423_2.png) [@pohjonen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pohjonen)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2010, 5:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-person-who-hates-jews/550693/45 "2010-08-19T05:37:45Z")
How can you hate people who make such tasty hot dogs and sausage? ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2010, 5:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-person-who-hates-jews/550693/46 "2010-08-19T05:43:42Z")
> [@Boyo\_Jim](#): > > What’s the first clue you get that someone’s a Joo? With me, I get a ping on my Joodar. I bought it from that nice Mr. Goldberg down the street. He charged me a fortune for it. What’s up with that? ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2010, 5:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-person-who-hates-jews/550693/47 "2010-08-19T05:48:06Z")
> [@Sampiro](#): > > > [@Enderw24](#): > > > > Henry Kissinger? > > No, somebody with nicer legs. Henry Ford? ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2010, 5:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-person-who-hates-jews/550693/48 "2010-08-19T05:50:59Z")
By the by, **MeanOldLady** , we do require that, when posting a thread parody, that you include a link to the thread being parodied. I’m going to add the URL to the other thread at the end of your post. Let me know if you’d rather embed it somewhere in the text and I’ll fix it up for you. ---
**Author:** ![Dallas\_Jones](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dallas_jones/32/3277_2.png) [@Dallas\_Jones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dallas_Jones)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2010, 6:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-person-who-hates-jews/550693/49 "2010-08-19T06:08:42Z")
So **MeanOldLady** is really Eric Cartman? I knew there were celebrities on this board! I just knew it! ---
**Author:** ![DiosaBellissima](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a8b319/32.png) [@DiosaBellissima](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DiosaBellissima)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2010, 6:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-person-who-hates-jews/550693/50 "2010-08-19T06:36:31Z")
> [@ghardester](#): > > So **MeanOldLady** is really Eric Cartman? Oh. . . my. . . _GOD_! She _does_ have this really strong and confusing love for Mel Gibson. It all makes sense now! ---
**Author:** ![suranyi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e36b37/32.png) [@suranyi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/suranyi)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2010, 6:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-person-who-hates-jews/550693/51 "2010-08-19T06:50:52Z")
Hey, the Jews killed Nicole Simpson and Ron Goldman. Wait, that was the Juice. ---
**Author:** ![FloatyGimpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/floatygimpy/32/7750_2.png) [@FloatyGimpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FloatyGimpy)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2010, 7:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-person-who-hates-jews/550693/52 "2010-08-19T07:01:03Z")
[Death to Juice!](http://www.deeshaa.org/2009/01/28/death-to-juice/) ---
**Author:** ![Noone\_Special](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/noone_special/32/2863_2.png) [@Noone\_Special](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Noone_Special)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2010, 7:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-person-who-hates-jews/550693/53 "2010-08-19T07:31:02Z")
> [@xtisme](#): > > Not sure how long this joke thread will last, but how do you feel about OJ…that’s Orange Joo’s, obviously… > > -XT Ah, that would be me…! (yes, I’m a red-head :)) > [@Mr Bus Guy](#): > > And Natalie Portman? Her too, because I might have to fight you on that. You can fight me too. Because I prefer [Bar Refaeli](http://www.google.co.il/images?client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla%3Aen-US%3Aofficial&hl=en&source=imghp&biw=1280&bih=783&q=bar+refaeli&gbv=2&aq=0&aqi=g10&aql=&oq=bar+r&gs_rfai=)\* to Natalie Portman 😛 \*Warning: Gratuitous Link to Pictures of Hot Female 😛 No nudity, but **a lot** pf skin. > [@Washoe](#): > > Everybody, sing along: > > _Oh, the Protestants hate the Catholics > And the Catholics hate the Protestants > And the Hindus hate the Moslems > And everybody hates the Jews_ Ah, my constant ear-worm, lately! > [@FloatyGimpy](#): > > [Death to Juice!](http://www.deeshaa.org/2009/01/28/death-to-juice/) Damn – if you had posted this earlier, OK, but **one freaking post** before I come in to post that…!!! :mad: ---
**Author:** ![FloatyGimpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/floatygimpy/32/7750_2.png) [@FloatyGimpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FloatyGimpy)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2010, 7:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-person-who-hates-jews/550693/54 "2010-08-19T07:35:46Z")
> [@Noone\_Special](#): > > > [@FloatyGimpy](#): > > > > [Death to Juice!](http://www.deeshaa.org/2009/01/28/death-to-juice/) > > Damn – if you had posted this earlier, OK, but **one freaking post** before I come in to post that…!!! :mad: I know! I couldn’t believe my good luck that no one had posted that yet. ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2010, 8:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-person-who-hates-jews/550693/55 "2010-08-19T08:15:33Z")
> [@suranyi](#): > > Hey, the Jews killed Nicole Simpson and Ron Goldman. > > Wait, that was the Juice. He was acquitted and the real killer was never found. I’m guessing the real killer was wailing when he cleared that wall if you know what I mean. If you don’t know what I mean, I mean I bet the real killer was a Jew. (Ron Goldman was part Jewish himself and working as a waiter, so it could have been an honor killing, and Nicole probably got killed because she wouldn’t give up her kids for use in their rituals.) ---
**Author:** ![GHO57](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/df788c/32.png) [@GHO57](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GHO57)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2010, 8:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-person-who-hates-jews/550693/56 "2010-08-19T08:30:37Z")
Come on guys, she’s obviously only after some honest discussion… She’s brave enough to express her opinions without resorting to name-calling; we should at least try to engage her. ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2010, 8:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-person-who-hates-jews/550693/57 "2010-08-19T08:45:54Z")
Oy gevalt, I’m all fahklumpt. Here, all this time I thought you were a nice young shiksa, but you’re not. You’re meshugeneh! Meshugeneh I tell you! What chutzpah! I say pfooi to you! … But listen to me kvetch. My opinion here amounts to bubkis. I’m shutting up already. ---
**Author:** ![Noone\_Special](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/noone_special/32/2863_2.png) [@Noone\_Special](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Noone_Special)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2010, 9:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-person-who-hates-jews/550693/58 "2010-08-19T09:01:44Z")
> [@GHO57](#): > > Come on guys, she’s obviously only after some honest discussion… She’s brave enough to express her opinions without resorting to name-calling; we should at least try to engage her. I suppose engaging could possibly fly, but there’s no way I could marry her! > [@Autolycus](#): > > Oy gevalt, I’m all fahklumpt. Here, all this time I thought you were a nice young shiksa, but you’re not. You’re meshugeneh! Meshugeneh I tell you! What chutzpah! I say pfooi to you! … But listen to me kvetch. My opinion here amounts to bubkis. I’m shutting up already. Meshugeneh? Wait, she’s from **Michigan**? 😕:eek: ---
**Author:** ![AClockworkMelon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aclockworkmelon/32/10803_2.png) [@AClockworkMelon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AClockworkMelon)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2010, 9:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-person-who-hates-jews/550693/59 "2010-08-19T09:31:36Z")
> [@Autolycus](#): > > Oy gevalt, I’m all fahklumpt. Here, all this time I thought you were a nice young shiksa, but you’re not. You’re meshugeneh! Meshugeneh I tell you! What chutzpah! I say pfooi to you! … But listen to me kvetch. My opinion here amounts to bubkis. I’m shutting up already. Gesundheit. ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2010, 9:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-person-who-hates-jews/550693/60 "2010-08-19T09:45:15Z")
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