# Ask the person who hates Jews. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [August 19, 2010, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-person-who-hates-jews/550693 "2010-08-19T01:56:09Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2010, 9:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-person-who-hates-jews/550693/61 "2010-08-19T09:49:11Z")
I’m not Jewish, but I have a Bible that uses a bunch of Yiddishims. Do you hate me? ---
**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2010, 12:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-person-who-hates-jews/550693/62 "2010-08-19T12:29:47Z")
[QUOTE=MeanOldLady] IF there are any good Jews, it was likely because they were raised by good WASPs. [/QUOTE] Does this mean you hate papists, too? > [@FoieGrasIsEvil](#): > > Oh shit, I better not drop the ball on this one…“You know who else hated the Jews?” > Yeah. Billy Graham? ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2010, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-person-who-hates-jews/550693/63 "2010-08-19T12:59:12Z")
> [@xtisme](#): > > What is the anti-joo equivalent of Chimp out, anyway? [K-K-K-Kike out!](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjiOtouyBOg) **MeanOldLady** , thank you for being upfront and civil about your prejudices. I look forward to this fascinating sociological opportunity to conduct a field study on your stupid, wrong opinions. ---
**Author:** ![Nzinga\_Seated](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b5ac83/32.png) [@Nzinga\_Seated](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nzinga_Seated)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2010, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-person-who-hates-jews/550693/64 "2010-08-19T13:23:34Z")
> [@MeanOldLady](#): > > > [@carnivorousplant](#): > > > > What differentiates Jews from other folks? > > Jews have horns. I can’t. I just… I’m at work, and laughing in customers’ ears is not the way for me to stay gainfully employed. I’m not fucking with yall today. I’mma go check out Cafe Society. ETA: Kike out just doesn’t have the same ring. Chimpout is pretty funny. ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2010, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-person-who-hates-jews/550693/65 "2010-08-19T13:43:48Z")
> [@Nzinga\_Seated](#): > > ETA: Kike out just doesn’t have the same ring. Chimpout is pretty funny. No, it doesn’t. But hate speech + surf music seemed like a pretty irresistable combination. What’s the idea of ‘chimp out’ - that when black people get really angry they’re like chimps? I don’t know what Jews are supposed to do when they’re pissed off. Sue? ---
**Author:** ![Malthus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/85f322/32.png) [@Malthus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malthus)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2010, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-person-who-hates-jews/550693/66 "2010-08-19T14:22:24Z")
> [@MeanOldLady](#): > > > [@carnivorousplant](#): > > > > What differentiates Jews from other folks? > > Jews have horns. Well, it is true that we are often very horny … but I always thought that had a slightly different meaning. ---
**Author:** ![bup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6bbea6/32.png) [@bup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bup)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2010, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-person-who-hates-jews/550693/67 "2010-08-19T14:25:11Z")
**MeanOldLady** , suppose you go to the ER bleeding profusely, and there are two doctors - one’s a very competent, clean, non-kosher-abiding Jew, who finished first in his class in medical school, and the other’s…I don’t know, _are there_ non-Jew doctors? An Indian, maybe? - yeah, the other’s a smelly, dirty Doctor Patel who asks you how to spell aspirin when you say you’re allergic. Which one do you want working on you? ---
**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2010, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-person-who-hates-jews/550693/68 "2010-08-19T16:05:01Z")
> [@Belowjob2.0](#): > > As an aspiring Jew hater myself, I have to ask: am I still allowed to bang hot JAPS? > > Or do I have to refrain altogether from “burning bagels”? We refer to that as “burning Menorahs” in my family, and it is highly frowned upon. One member of our family disgraced our good name by bringing a Jew to a family party, and being a Jew, he loaded up on free food. How Jewish of him! Everyone knows when you come to a party that serves food, you’re not supposed to eat any of it unless you pay! > [@Guinastasia](#): > > I have a question – do you know of any good slurs for teh jooz? Because “hebe” and “kike” are sooooo last year! My personal favorite is Jesus Killer. > [@Sampiro](#): > > If you hate Charlton Heston who wasn’t a Jew but played Moses and Ben Hur who were does that mean you hate Jews or just that you’ve seen _Beneath the Planet of the Apes_? It means you were sorely disappointed by “Any Given Sunday.” > [@Mr Bus Guy](#): > > How about Chewbaca? He’s a chew. > Or wooden chews? They’re dutch, but also chews. > > And Charleston Chews? NO ONE hates them! Yes, yes, no. > [@Rand\_Rover](#): > > > [@Taenia\_spp](#): > > > > Good grief, **MeanOldLady** , for a second there I actually thought you were serious (about being an anti-Semite). **I didn’t want this to upset my vision of you** , but thankfully I remembered that crass little thread you seem to be referencing. > > You might wanna get those peepers checked, bro. Aww, baby, keep talkin’ like that, and this love affair isn’t gonna last. > [@Rigamarole](#): > > Aren’t you black? Cuz I’m pretty sure, according to Chris Rock, that black people don’t hate Jews. They just hate all white people equally; they don’t have time to divide them into sub-categories. It is true that bigotry is often a lazy way to dismiss people, rather than actually evalute each person by his own merits. – I mean, come on! There’s over six billion people on Earth! I’m busy! – But the wise Louis Farrakhan has taught me that there’s always room for slightly more specified generalized hate. > [@FoieGrasIsEvil](#): > > Oh shit, I better not drop the ball on this one…“You know who else hated the Jews?” > Yeah. Mel Gibson is a fine man, who has had an excellent and distinguished career. > [@Boyo\_Jim](#): > > What’s the first clue you get that someone’s a Joo? > > For me it’s nose size. Then, whether they own a bank or a movie studio. That’s a good question. Sometimes Jews look like normal people, and will at times cover their horns with their surprisingly non-curly hair. If you’re ever in doubt about someone’s Jewiness, have a friend hurl pennies at the possible Jew, and gauge his reaction. If he becomes angry because he’s being assaulted, he is clearly mentally unstable, which means he’s a Jew. If he picks the pennies up, he is a Jew and you should laugh at him. **I would like to make it clear** that I do not behave violently or aggressively toward Jews. If you encourage _someone else_ to attack them and laugh the entire time, you have done no wrong. I hope everyone understands. > [@pohjonen](#): > > How can you hate people who make such tasty hot dogs and sausage? They can’t even eat cheeseburgers! > [@Miller](#): > > By the by, **MeanOldLady** , we do require that, when posting a thread parody, that you include a link to the thread being parodied. I’m going to add the URL to the other thread at the end of your post. Let me know if you’d rather embed it somewhere in the text and I’ll fix it up for you. I’m going to assume because you didn’t try to charge me for this service, that you are not a Jew. Thank you. > [@ghardester](#): > > So **MeanOldLady** is really Eric Cartman? Yes. I mean RESPECT MAH AUTHOR-- I mean, next question! > [@GHO57](#): > > Come on guys, she’s obviously only after some honest discussion… She’s brave enough to express her opinions without resorting to name-calling; we should at least try to engage her. Thank you. I don’t understand why we cannot have a calm, rational discussion about my undying, burning hatred of Jews without people automatically dismissing my opinions, and degenerating into silly jokes. > [@Eutychus](#): > > Even Sammy Davis, Jr.? He’s the worst kind. > [@BigT](#): > > I’m not Jewish, but I have a Bible that uses a bunch of Yiddishims. Do you hate me? I have a serious problem with the Jewification of good people. Look around. Our women are marrying Jewish people, our schools have Jewish children in them which has turned the Christmas play into the “Holiday Play.” Why do my taxpayer dollars have to go to people learning about “Hanukkah”? It is now “cool” to hoard money. Where does it end? I want society to separate, and let the Jews have their Yiddishisms, while the rest of say “Merry Christmas” at the Wal\*Mart in December, and the Jews can have their Steinmart where they Jew each other down on the prices, and do whatever else it is they do. > [@Mollie\_Magill](#): > > [QUOTE=MeanOldLady] > IF there are any good Jews, it was likely because they were raised by good WASPs. Does this mean you hate papists, too? [/QUOTE] Of course not. Any group that would elect a former member of Hitler Youth as their leader is okay with me. I didn’t mean to draw a distinction between Christians. Some may argue there are important distinctions between Protestants and Catholics, but we have a common enemy: The Jew. > [@bup](#): > > **MeanOldLady** , suppose you go to the ER bleeding profusely, and there are two doctors - one’s a very competent, clean, non-kosher-abiding Jew, who finished first in his class in medical school, and the other’s…I don’t know, _are there_ non-Jew doctors? An Indian, maybe? - yeah, the other’s a smelly, dirty Doctor Patel who asks you how to spell aspirin when you say you’re allergic. > > Which one do you want working on you? Doctor Patel. Jewberg would probably steal my fillings while I was under. ---
**Author:** ![XT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xt/32/456_2.png) [@XT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/XT)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2010, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-person-who-hates-jews/550693/69 "2010-08-19T16:16:17Z")
[QUOTE=bup] MeanOldLady, suppose you go to the ER bleeding profusely, and there are two doctors - one’s a very competent, clean, non-kosher-abiding Jew, who finished first in his class in medical school, and the other’s…I don’t know, are there non-Jew doctors? An Indian, maybe? - yeah, the other’s a smelly, dirty Doctor Patel who asks you how to spell aspirin when you say you’re allergic. [/QUOTE] I’d pick door number C…\ the black female doctor who always had a thing for older, balding and chunky Hispanic types bleeding on the OR… -XT ---
**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2010, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-person-who-hates-jews/550693/70 "2010-08-19T16:24:04Z")
> [@MeanOldLady](#): > > > [@](#): > > > > Does this mean you hate papists, too? > > Of course not. Any group that would elect a former member of Hitler Youth as their leader is okay with me. I didn’t mean to draw a distinction between Christians. Some may argue there are important distinctions between Protestants and Catholics, but we have a common enemy: The Jew. That’s good to know. After all, the papists learned their lesson in the nineteenth century, and can now be good Americans. That is, as long as they remember to renounce their subservience to Rome, and take their loyalty oaths. ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2010, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-person-who-hates-jews/550693/71 "2010-08-19T16:40:49Z")
> [@Eutychus](#): > > Even Sammy Davis, Jr.? I never minded his being Jewish. It was when he converted to being black that he lost me. ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2010, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-person-who-hates-jews/550693/72 "2010-08-19T16:45:07Z")
OP, who the hell do you get to do your taxes? ---
**Author:** ![enomaj](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/59ef9b/32.png) [@enomaj](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enomaj)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2010, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-person-who-hates-jews/550693/73 "2010-08-19T16:53:24Z")
Does anyone know how low cost the Nile? ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2010, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-person-who-hates-jews/550693/74 "2010-08-19T17:11:14Z")
> [@Marley23](#): > > OP, who the hell do you get to do your taxes? Duh. Black people don’t pay taxes. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2010, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-person-who-hates-jews/550693/75 "2010-08-19T17:46:58Z")
**MeanOldLady** , I must say, you are a credit to your race – you are so well spoken! 😉 _pukes up pierogies then passes out from all the Jamesons_ ---
**Author:** ![Acsenray](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/acsenray/32/4519_2.png) [@Acsenray](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Acsenray)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2010, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-person-who-hates-jews/550693/76 "2010-08-19T17:51:14Z")
> [@MeanOldLady](#): > > > [@carnivorousplant](#): > > > > What differentiates Jews from other folks? > > Jews have horns. Liar. They have tails. ---
**Author:** ![ZPG\_Zealot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/e47c2d/32.png) [@ZPG\_Zealot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZPG_Zealot)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2010, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-person-who-hates-jews/550693/77 "2010-08-19T17:57:54Z")
How do you feel about Black Jews? ---
**Author:** ![Kyla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/eada6e/32.png) [@Kyla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kyla)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2010, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-person-who-hates-jews/550693/78 "2010-08-19T18:05:38Z")
I’m half Jewish. On a scale of 1 to 10, how much do you hate me? ---
**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2010, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-person-who-hates-jews/550693/79 "2010-08-19T18:10:41Z")
> [@VinylTurnip](#): > > > [@Marley23](#): > > > > OP, who the hell do you get to do your taxes? > > Duh. Black people don’t pay taxes. Correct. > [@Guinastasia](#): > > **MeanOldLady** , I must say, you are a credit to your race – you are so well spoken! 😉 I have also been known to be, at times, clean. > [@ZPG\_Zealot](#): > > How do you feel about Black Jews? Good Blacks love Jesus. All black people are required to have [this](http://www.lillyofthevalleyva.com/BlackJesusMontage(c)BarzoniARTCOM10055775.jpg) tacky painting of Jesus in their homes. > [@Kyla](#): > > I’m half Jewish. On a scale of 1 to 10, how much do you hate me? 1. ---
**Author:** ![Gangster\_Octopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a8b319/32.png) [@Gangster\_Octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gangster_Octopus)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2010, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-person-who-hates-jews/550693/80 "2010-08-19T18:14:42Z")
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