# Ask the person who hates Jews. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [August 19, 2010, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-person-who-hates-jews/550693 "2010-08-19T01:56:09Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2010, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-person-who-hates-jews/550693/81 "2010-08-19T18:30:19Z")
I’m gonna share. You know who I hate? I hate the Pilgrims. Those asshats (litterally – they had hats large enough to hold very large asses) in black with no sense of humor who landed at Plymouth Rock a few centuries back – if they weren’t all already dead, I would string them up. I can no longer even articulate why I hate them, but I do recall having very good reasons when I started to hate them. Or maybe it’s the Amish. Yeah, come to think of it, they piss me off too. ---
**Author:** ![Acsenray](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/acsenray/32/4519_2.png) [@Acsenray](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Acsenray)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2010, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-person-who-hates-jews/550693/82 "2010-08-19T18:37:40Z")
I hate people who wear shiny suits. ---
**Author:** ![Rand\_Rover](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/db5fbb/32.png) [@Rand\_Rover](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rand_Rover)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2010, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-person-who-hates-jews/550693/83 "2010-08-19T18:47:16Z")
> [@Sampiro](#): > > [QUOTE=Rand Rover] > A propos of not a whole lot, this list missed my “favorite” (cuz I think it’s funny) racial slur, which is for Eskimos: > > Snow Niggers Um… yeah… Some people don’t quite grasp it, do they? [/QUOTE] Correct. As you are amply demonstrating. ---
**Author:** ![Noone\_Special](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/noone_special/32/2863_2.png) [@Noone\_Special](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Noone_Special)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2010, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-person-who-hates-jews/550693/84 "2010-08-19T19:02:30Z")
> [@Boyo\_Jim](#): > > I’m gonna share. You know who I hate? > > … > > Or maybe it’s the Amish. Yeah, come to think of it, they piss me off too. Dude, you’re thinking about the Lubavitchers…! ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2010, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-person-who-hates-jews/550693/85 "2010-08-19T19:13:29Z")
> [@Noone\_Special](#): > > > [@Boyo\_Jim](#): > > > > I’m gonna share. You know who I hate? > > > > … > > > > Or maybe it’s the Amish. Yeah, come to think of it, they piss me off too. > > Dude, you’re thinking about the Lubavitchers…! Hey, I’ll lube you up, vitch! ---
**Author:** ![wonky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wonky/32/393_2.png) [@wonky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wonky)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2010, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-person-who-hates-jews/550693/86 "2010-08-19T19:15:09Z")
> [@Noone\_Special](#): > > > [@Boyo\_Jim](#): > > > > I’m gonna share. You know who I hate? > > > > … > > > > Or maybe it’s the Amish. Yeah, come to think of it, they piss me off too. > > Dude, you’re thinking about the Lubavitchers…! Put another ninotchka on your belt! Wait, that’s Lubitsch. Nevermind. ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2010, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-person-who-hates-jews/550693/87 "2010-08-19T19:26:12Z")
It’s not that they’re bad people, it’s just that being descended from Eve and Satan is a tough heritage to rise above. Could be worse, though; they could be one of the soulless pre-Adamite mud races. ---
**Author:** ![Omegaman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/e480ec/32.png) [@Omegaman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omegaman)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2010, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-person-who-hates-jews/550693/88 "2010-08-19T19:28:00Z")
> [@Rand\_Rover](#): > > > [@xtisme](#): > > > > Used [this](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_ethnic_slurs) in another thread. There are tons. How about alter kacker or the ever popular Christ Killer? No? Well, there is the old stand by hymie I suppose… > > > > -XT > > A propos of not a whole lot, this list missed my “favorite” (cuz I think it’s funny) racial slur, which is for Eskimos: > > Snow Niggers I heard one for Hawaiians that made my jaw drop. pineapple lickin’ lava nigger ---
**Author:** ![armedmonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@armedmonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/armedmonkey)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2010, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-person-who-hates-jews/550693/89 "2010-08-19T19:40:22Z")
I wish to become an antisemite but I have a question: If I hate Fleishman, Goldman, and Bergman, must I also hate Spiderman? ---
**Author:** ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2010, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-person-who-hates-jews/550693/90 "2010-08-19T19:44:22Z")
What I hate about Jews is, they can use the M word and we can’t. You hear Jewish comedians use it all the time - Mom this and Mum that. All their act is “mommy mommy mommy”. But we gentiles can’t talk about Jewish moms, cuz when we do we’re immediately called antisemites. That’s just bullshit. ---
**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2010, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-person-who-hates-jews/550693/91 "2010-08-19T20:16:59Z")
> [@A Monkey With a Gun](#): > > I wish to become an antisemite but I have a question: If I hate Fleishman, Goldman, and Bergman, must I also hate Spiderman? Oh Jesus Christ… the good Jesus Christ, not the… wait, forget I mentioned Jesus. Just as I finished typing “I have no idea what you’re talking about,” I did a mental :smack:. Answer to your question: Yes. > [@Kobal2](#): > > What I hate about Jews is, they can use the M word and we can’t. You hear Jewish comedians use it all the time - Mom this and Mum that. All their act is “mommy mommy mommy”. But we gentiles can’t talk about Jewish moms, cuz when we do we’re immediately called antisemites. That’s just bullshit. I know, right? And how come it’s only funny when they say meshuguna? I mean, I want it to be funny when I say it too! ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2010, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-person-who-hates-jews/550693/92 "2010-08-19T21:01:54Z")
> [@A Monkey With a Gun](#): > > I wish to become an antisemite but I have a question: If I hate Fleishman, Goldman, and Bergman, must I also hate Spiderman? What, you think a gentile could tangle people in cunning webs?! ---
**Author:** ![Nzinga\_Seated](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b5ac83/32.png) [@Nzinga\_Seated](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nzinga_Seated)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2010, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-person-who-hates-jews/550693/93 "2010-08-19T21:26:16Z")
> [@Omegaman](#): > > pineapple lickin’ lava nigger HAHAAAAA! HAHAHAAAA! HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA! /snow niggers is corny. ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2010, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-person-who-hates-jews/550693/94 "2010-08-19T21:29:56Z")
So is Justin Bieber a Jewish name? If not he’s definitely something supernatural and scares me anyway, so I’m going to say Jew until further notice. ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2010, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-person-who-hates-jews/550693/95 "2010-08-19T22:19:16Z")
Whoa whoa whoa. Jesus was a Jew. If the Jews killed him, weren’t they kind of doing your work for you, OP? ---
**Author:** ![Voyager](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/voyager/32/133_2.png) [@Voyager](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Voyager)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2010, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-person-who-hates-jews/550693/96 "2010-08-19T22:23:35Z")
> [@MeanOldLady](#): > > > [@carnivorousplant](#): > > > > What differentiates Jews from other folks? > > Jews have horns. You lie. Benny Goodman played the clarinet. ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2010, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-person-who-hates-jews/550693/97 "2010-08-19T22:31:50Z")
> [@FloatyGimpy](#): > > [Death to Juice!](http://www.deeshaa.org/2009/01/28/death-to-juice/) And the best part is, the guy who made the sign turned out to be a terrorist. Speaking of The Jooz, I have a question for **MOL**. You said (or somebody said) the Jooz control all the banks and movies and stuff, right? Or maybe it was the Zionists? Anyway, how come nobody ever gave _me_ a bank to control? The most I’ve ever gotten was a handful of “Youngster of Zion” two-dollar-off coupons for Kosher Express. Does anyone happen to know the password and secret handshake? ---
**Author:** ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2010, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-person-who-hates-jews/550693/98 "2010-08-19T22:38:52Z")
> [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](#): > > > [@FloatyGimpy](#): > > > > [Death to Juice!](http://www.deeshaa.org/2009/01/28/death-to-juice/) > > And the best part is, the guy who made the sign turned out to be a terrorist. > > Speaking of The Jooz, I have a question for **MOL**. You said (or somebody said) the Jooz control all the banks and movies and stuff, right? Or maybe it was the Zionists? Anyway, how come nobody ever gave _me_ a bank to control? The most I’ve ever gotten was a handful of “Youngster of Zion” two-dollar-off coupons for Kosher Express. Does anyone happen to know the password and secret handshake? I think you gotta be an Elder first. Which kinda sucks, because there’s no college course for that. I checked. ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2010, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-person-who-hates-jews/550693/99 "2010-08-19T23:15:23Z")
> [@Boyo\_Jim](#): > > Whoa whoa whoa. Jesus was a Jew. If the Jews killed him, weren’t they kind of doing your work for you, OP? Archie Bunker: _ONLY_ on his mother’s side! ---
**Author:** ![Procrustus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/procrustus/32/2994_2.png) [@Procrustus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Procrustus)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2010, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-person-who-hates-jews/550693/100 "2010-08-19T23:56:53Z")
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