# Ask the person who hates Jews. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [August 19, 2010, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-person-who-hates-jews/550693 "2010-08-19T01:56:09Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2010, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-person-who-hates-jews/550693/101 "2010-08-20T02:09:59Z")
> [@](#): > > Procrustus **Originally posted by** I know that you guys can follow a conversation, but I can’t, so here are massive Quote Fails, and barely comprehensible mixes of misplaced text, and nonsensical formatting, which make things clearer to me… somehow… > > ``` > shouldn't you put your responses in color?** I must > > ``` admit, this thread seemed like far more of an amusing idea when 1) I was drunk(er than I am now), 2) I thought people skimmed that one guy’s posts enough to \*\* know why I thought details about my haircut were necessary in my OP, **and 3) I felt like skimming enough** so that I could make good enough references. Still, though, I remain firm in my belief that it is zOMG, the funniest thing ever, to hurl latkes at Jews from my car, and when someone I think is Jewish comes near my family, they’d damn well better assault the shit out of them. I don’t care if the Jew hasn’t actually done any harm… He would have if given the opportunity. ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2010, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-person-who-hates-jews/550693/102 "2010-08-20T02:25:46Z")
He’s secretly ruling the world, ain’t he? That’s pretty fuckin’ harmful. ---
**Author:** ![Maeglin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Maeglin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maeglin)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2010, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-person-who-hates-jews/550693/103 "2010-08-20T03:06:10Z")
So this one time, I spent the afternoon ooking and eeking on the freeway, and then it started to rain latkes! ---
**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2010, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-person-who-hates-jews/550693/104 "2010-08-20T03:36:12Z")
> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#): > > He’s secretly ruling the world, ain’t he? That’s pretty fuckin’ harmful. If it’s secret, how will we really know? That makes it even MORE scary. Because we won’t know. And he’ll be ruling. Secretly. :eek::eek::eek: ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2010, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-person-who-hates-jews/550693/105 "2010-08-20T04:35:31Z")
So, when the OP is walking down the street, is she, like, looking at passers-by and thinking, “Jew. Jew. Probably not Jew. Jew. Presbyterian. Hindu, maybe. Jew”? Cause concentrating like that that might make one stumble on the curb, or get hit by a bicycle courier, or something. ---
**Author:** ![XT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xt/32/456_2.png) [@XT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/XT)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2010, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-person-who-hates-jews/550693/106 "2010-08-20T05:04:04Z")
That’s why it’s probably easier to just hate white people. If you simply do that, you’ll probably get a large percentage of the jews as well, so it’s a win/win! -XT ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2010, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-person-who-hates-jews/550693/107 "2010-08-20T05:27:43Z")
> [@xtisme](#): > > That’s why it’s probably easier to just hate white people. If you simply do that, you’ll probably get a large percentage of the jews as well, so it’s a win/win! > > -XT Won’t work. You’ll end up hating most Nazis and tons of fundamentalist Christians, who hate Jews too. You’d be partly cancelling out your Jew hatred. Better to hate all doctors and all business owners. ---
**Author:** ![Rand\_Rover](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/db5fbb/32.png) [@Rand\_Rover](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rand_Rover)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2010, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-person-who-hates-jews/550693/108 "2010-08-20T15:30:46Z")
> [@Boyo\_Jim](#): > > > [@xtisme](#): > > > > That’s why it’s probably easier to just hate white people. If you simply do that, you’ll probably get a large percentage of the jews as well, so it’s a win/win! > > > > -XT > > Won’t work. You’ll end up hating most Nazis and tons of fundamentalist Christians, who hate Jews too. You’d be partly cancelling out your Jew hatred. > > Better to hate all doctors and all business owners. Don’t forget lawyers. But I guess lots of folks hate lawyers anyway for purely independent reasons. ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2010, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-person-who-hates-jews/550693/109 "2010-08-20T15:37:00Z")
I figured lawyers were a given. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2010, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-person-who-hates-jews/550693/110 "2010-08-20T16:23:46Z")
How do you feel about [Julian Lennon](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hey_Jude)? ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2010, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-person-who-hates-jews/550693/111 "2010-08-20T17:42:58Z")
How does Sammy Davis JEWner fit? (Damn, we should have mentioned him in the original “I am a racist” thread) ---
**Author:** ![Moonlitherial](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/4bbf92/32.png) [@Moonlitherial](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moonlitherial)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2010, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-person-who-hates-jews/550693/112 "2010-08-20T18:13:14Z")
What about bad Jews\*? \*by bad Jews I mean those of Jewish heritage who feast upon bacon or who are not financially successful. ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2010, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-person-who-hates-jews/550693/113 "2010-08-20T18:32:13Z")
> [@Kobal2](#): > > > [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](#): > > > > And the best part is, the guy who made the sign turned out to be a terrorist. > > > > Speaking of The Jooz, I have a question for **MOL**. You said (or somebody said) the Jooz control all the banks and movies and stuff, right? Or maybe it was the Zionists? Anyway, how come nobody ever gave _me_ a bank to control? The most I’ve ever gotten was a handful of “Youngster of Zion” two-dollar-off coupons for Kosher Express. Does anyone happen to know the password and secret handshake? > > I think you gotta be an Elder first. Which kinda sucks, because there’s no college course for that. I checked. Not even at Yeshiva University? Darn. ---
**Author:** ![tr0psn4j](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/958977/32.png) [@tr0psn4j](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tr0psn4j)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2010, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-person-who-hates-jews/550693/114 "2010-08-20T18:50:35Z")
Hey MOL, have you ever tried He’brew, The Chosen Beer? It goes great with Soy Vay based foods. ---
**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2010, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-person-who-hates-jews/550693/115 "2010-08-20T19:10:47Z")
In answer to all of your questions, I’m too tired to hate Jews today, but they’re all bad, including the black ones. I’m looking at you, Rashida Jones. I do like that one Jew, David Cross. He’s cool. And The Chosen Beer, ha! Sounds like it’s all watered down or something, but still overpriced. I know how those guys work. ---
**Author:** ![Voyager](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/voyager/32/133_2.png) [@Voyager](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Voyager)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2010, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-person-who-hates-jews/550693/116 "2010-08-20T20:06:35Z")
> [@Moonlitherial](#): > > What about bad Jews\*? > > \*by bad Jews I mean those of Jewish heritage who feast upon bacon or who are not financially successful. Oh, you mean Jewish dropouts. They aren’t doctors of one form or another. ---
**Author:** ![tr0psn4j](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/958977/32.png) [@tr0psn4j](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tr0psn4j)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2010, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-person-who-hates-jews/550693/117 "2010-08-20T20:32:04Z")
Lovin’ jews is easy cause they’re beautiful Makin’ love with jews is all I wanna do Lovin’ jews is more than just a dream come true And everything that I do is out of lovin’ jews La la la la la la la… do do do do do Tr0psn4j, MOL’s nemesis We’re bound to have an ultimate showdown sooner or later. It’s going to be in the form of a musical. There might even be some choreographed dancing. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2010, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-person-who-hates-jews/550693/118 "2010-08-21T00:52:00Z")
> [@tr0psn4j](#): > > We’re bound to have an ultimate showdown sooner or later. It’s going to be in the form of a musical. There might even be some choreographed dancing. Not on Shabbes! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2010, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-person-who-hates-jews/550693/119 "2010-08-21T01:33:59Z")
I’m gonna call **MOL** ’s bluff and say that what she hates really isn’t Jews, it’s New Yorkers. Many people mistake the two groups for one another. Jews might be one thing or might be another. But devout New Yorkers, as smug as they are savvy and as provincial as they are sophisticated, are eminently hateable. ---
**Author:** ![TriPolar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripolar/32/3008_2.png) [@TriPolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TriPolar)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2010, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-person-who-hates-jews/550693/120 "2010-08-21T02:59:36Z")
> [@AClockworkMelon](#): > > > [@Rand\_Rover](#): > > > > You might wanna get those peepers checked, bro. > > Why, is **MeanOldLady** a Jew? I think she is. Most of them are anti-semites. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-person-who-hates-jews/550693.md?page=5) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-person-who-hates-jews/550693.md?page=7)