# Ask The Pissed Off Poster! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [October 6, 2001, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-pissed-off-poster/85806 "2001-10-06T17:55:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![ladyfoxfyre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ad7895/32.png) [@ladyfoxfyre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ladyfoxfyre)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2001, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-pissed-off-poster/85806/21 "2001-10-06T20:39:56Z")
Thanks **Slip**. I’m glad you feel the same way about people who eat ice cream that looks like chunky vomit. Now, I hope the rest of you will think about the mental image you just got before you take a bite of that frozen crap. Awwww yeah. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![The\_Tim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@The\_Tim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Tim)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2001, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-pissed-off-poster/85806/22 "2001-10-06T20:49:45Z")
What are the chances of a poor college student in Colorado to get with a pissed of poster who fucks like a tiger on meth? Also where’s the can? ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2001, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-pissed-off-poster/85806/23 "2001-10-06T20:54:57Z")
I got it, **Hama.** In fact, I even went so far as to assume what this thread was about before I even opened it, and I was right. Seeing as how I started an “Ask The” thread just this morning, and I read this thread anyway and assumed that **ladyfoxfyre** was talking about me and everyone else who’s started threads like this, does that make me an egomaniac? Juuuuuuust checking. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![AwSnappity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a3d4f5/32.png) [@AwSnappity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AwSnappity)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2001, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-pissed-off-poster/85806/24 "2001-10-06T20:58:07Z")
I’m just not happy with **ladyfoxfyre** ’s anger. It seems to be waning. Maybe I’ll start my own thread…“Ask the pissed-off poster who is pissed off at another pissed-off poster because she wasn’t pissed-off enough!” Steam is coming out of my ears just thinking about it! Grrrr… ---
**Author:** ![ladyfoxfyre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ad7895/32.png) [@ladyfoxfyre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ladyfoxfyre)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2001, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-pissed-off-poster/85806/25 "2001-10-06T21:03:28Z")
**Tim, Tim, Tim**. I need stats baby. I know there’s a thread in MPSIMS about where the bathroom is, but I am way too lazy to search for it. **Persephone** , ya’ll know I’m just jokin with ya, right? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2001, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-pissed-off-poster/85806/26 "2001-10-06T21:07:56Z")
**ladyfoxfyre:** 😉 And what is your favorite color underwear, anyway? ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2001, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-pissed-off-poster/85806/27 "2001-10-06T21:09:10Z")
::Decides not to start the **Ask the hockey playing, wrestling watching, punk rock girly girl, fraud analyst, Cubs fan** thread:: [sub]Ducks and runs, avoiding the wrath of Foxfyre[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Slip\_Mahoney](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47774/32.png) [@Slip\_Mahoney](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slip_Mahoney)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2001, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-pissed-off-poster/85806/28 "2001-10-06T21:11:07Z")
I’m waiting for someone to open a thread entitled \*\* “Ask the poster who doesn’t know shit from Shinola.”\*\* After some moronic questions, ( see mine above ) she’d come back in and say, “How the _fuck_ do I know? I told you I don’t know shit!” ---
**Author:** ![The\_Tim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@The\_Tim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Tim)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2001, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-pissed-off-poster/85806/29 "2001-10-06T21:31:17Z")
What sort of stats? ---
**Author:** ![ladyfoxfyre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ad7895/32.png) [@ladyfoxfyre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ladyfoxfyre)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2001, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-pissed-off-poster/85806/30 "2001-10-07T17:00:17Z")
> [@](#): > > And what is your favorite color underwear, anyway? Blue. With sequins. And blinking lights and spinners and things that make sounds. > [@](#): > > [sub]Ducks and runs, avoiding the wrath of Foxfyre[/sub] I have a wrath to look out for? Oh, right. :::regains her composure::: _BEGONE EVIL **hardygrrl** , YOUR JOKES LACK HILARITY AND ARE NOT APPRECIATED HERE IN THIS MOST SERIOUS THREAD!! BWAAAAAAA!!!_ Okay so enough of that. > [@](#): > > What sort of stats? Oh, you know. Age, sex, location, what do you look like? You could even add some common interests like you are an avid fan of the Buccaneers, stuff like that. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![The\_Tim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@The\_Tim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Tim)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2001, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-pissed-off-poster/85806/31 "2001-10-07T17:31:01Z")
Well I’m 20, I think it’s pretty clear that I’m male (though my mom has met a girl named Tim) and I go to the University of Colorado @ Boulder. Um, I’m not a sports fan actually. But I do like Metallica and horror (Lovecraft especially). I’m probably considered a geek, as I’m a gamer and spend most of my time reading/writing instead of partying. I can provide letters of recommendation if you’d like. Oh and what did you have for breakfast? I’ve always suspected pissed off people didn’t eat what normal folk do for breakfast. ---
**Author:** ![ladyfoxfyre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ad7895/32.png) [@ladyfoxfyre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ladyfoxfyre)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2001, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-pissed-off-poster/85806/32 "2001-10-07T18:02:01Z")
A Metallica fan! Yessss!! > [@](#): > > Oh and what did you have for breakfast? I’ve always suspected pissed off people didn’t eat what normal folk do for breakfast. I had some Ramen noodles, Chicken flavored. I saw some pistachio ice cream in the freezer and threw it away though. ---
**Author:** ![Agrippina](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8797f3/32.png) [@Agrippina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Agrippina)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2001, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-pissed-off-poster/85806/33 "2001-10-07T18:17:36Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ladyfoxfyre \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > Oh and what did you have for breakfast? I’ve always suspected pissed off people didn’t eat what normal folk do for breakfast. > > I had some Ramen noodles, Chicken flavored. > \*\* Wow. I had Beef flavored for breakfast. ---
**Author:** ![Fretful\_Porpentine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fretful_porpentine/32/2873_2.png) [@Fretful\_Porpentine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fretful_Porpentine)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2001, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-pissed-off-poster/85806/34 "2001-10-07T20:15:02Z")
I _like_ pistachio ice cream. Am I going to Hell? ---
**Author:** ![11811](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/1/9d8465/32.png) [@11811](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/11811)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2001, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-pissed-off-poster/85806/35 "2001-10-07T23:18:50Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ladyfoxfyre \* > Blue. With sequins. And blinking lights and spinners and things that make sounds. You get the sequins and the lights and spinners. I’ promise you, I’ll make the sounds. ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2001, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-pissed-off-poster/85806/36 "2001-10-07T23:24:19Z")
I have _the_ quintessential question to asked a “pissed-off poster” … What the fuck is _your_ problem? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![ladyfoxfyre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ad7895/32.png) [@ladyfoxfyre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ladyfoxfyre)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2001, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-pissed-off-poster/85806/37 "2001-10-08T00:45:36Z")
_My_ problem? _My problem!!!_ Well, nothing really. Dammit **Jack Batty** , you ruin all my fun! ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2001, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-pissed-off-poster/85806/38 "2001-10-08T03:52:33Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Fretful Porpentine \* > \*\*I _like_ pistachio ice cream. Am I going to Hell? \*\* I don’t dislike pistachio ice cream, though I haven’t had it in ages. But I am likely going to hell anyway, so no worries. Dear Pissed Off Poster: Do you enjoy a better orgasm when you are on top or vice versa? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2001, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-pissed-off-poster/85806/39 "2001-10-08T04:11:24Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ladyfoxfyre \* > No really, ask me anything. Anything at all. 1. Do you know what a personal web page is? 2. Do you know what a profile is? 3. What is the capital of Assyria? [sub]AAAAAAAAAUUUUGHHH!!![/sub] ---
**Author:** ![musicguy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ba0ec/32.png) [@musicguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/musicguy)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2001, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-pissed-off-poster/85806/40 "2001-10-08T04:20:40Z")
Just wanted to pipe in as another who likes pistachio ice cream. So much animosity towards this defenseless snack. Geez… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-pissed-off-poster/85806.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-pissed-off-poster/85806.md?page=3)