# Ask the Putz! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 28, 2000, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-putz/23820 "2000-06-28T01:51:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 14\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![BigJoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b9bd4f/32.png) [@BigJoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigJoe)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2000, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-putz/23820/21 "2000-06-28T05:26:04Z")
Consider this my official submission of my form 0069. You did learn much, pass it on. But do not be afraid to continue to grow, grasshopper. ---
**Author:** ![Silo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@Silo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silo)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2000, 5:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-putz/23820/22 "2000-06-28T05:42:20Z")
> [@](#): > > Consider this my official submission of my form 0069. > > You did learn much, pass it on. But do not be afraid to continue to grow, grasshopper. hmmmm… hmmmm… hmmmm… Okay, entrance criteria is valid. You have now been certified a “True Putz” by the CPO. Welcome aboard. Do you prefer a brand or tatoo? ---
**Author:** ![BigJoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b9bd4f/32.png) [@BigJoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigJoe)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2000, 5:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-putz/23820/23 "2000-06-28T05:55:45Z")
Definately a brand, I yam what I yam, but a yam is but a root, correct? ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2000, 5:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-putz/23820/24 "2000-06-28T05:56:59Z")
WAIT a minute. Why was I branded on the thigh??? Anyone wanna come kiss it better? ---
**Author:** ![BigJoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b9bd4f/32.png) [@BigJoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigJoe)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2000, 6:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-putz/23820/25 "2000-06-28T06:03:44Z")
Straining to be nice… straining… OOOHHHHH!!! ME! ME! ME! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Ayesha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c0e974/32.png) [@Ayesha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ayesha)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2000, 9:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-putz/23820/26 "2000-06-28T09:57:14Z")
I wanna be a Putzette too Silo ! But if you bring that branding iron near me, I’ll smack you ! And you know I can do it too ! :wally ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2000, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-putz/23820/27 "2000-06-28T15:54:31Z")
And WAIT A MINUTE! I could have gotten a TATTOO instead??? Silo…you got some 'splainin to do. _tapping foot_ ---
**Author:** ![KimKatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ac91a4/32.png) [@KimKatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KimKatt)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2000, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-putz/23820/28 "2000-06-28T16:03:49Z")
Another tattoo is definitely worth consideration. So what, pray tell, would this tatoo look like? And do I get to pick the artist? ---
**Author:** ![Silo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@Silo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silo)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2000, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-putz/23820/29 "2000-06-29T00:13:22Z")
> [@](#): > > WAIT a minute. Why was I branded on the thigh??? > > Anyone wanna come kiss it better? > > * * * > > And WAIT A MINUTE! I could have gotten a TATTOO instead??? > > Silo…you got some 'splainin to do. _tapping foot_ ummmmm… ummmmm… 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Silo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@Silo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silo)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2000, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-putz/23820/30 "2000-06-29T00:20:50Z")
> [@](#): > > I wanna be a Putzette too Silo ! But if you bring that branding iron near me, I’ll smack you ! > > And you know I can do it too ! You can be a putzette too, but you’re gonna have to put out! ::ducking:: 😉 So you want a tatoo, Silo: \ Ayesha:\ Silo: 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Silo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@Silo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silo)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2000, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-putz/23820/31 "2000-06-29T00:26:38Z")
> [@](#): > > Another tattoo is definitely worth consideration. > > So what, pray tell, would this tatoo look like? > > And do I get to pick the artist? Tatoo looks like this: **Certified Grade A Putzette** Tatoo is 2.5 in in length and 3/4 in. wide. Hey i’m the artist, that’s the idea. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![\_SILENT-BOB\_NOT\_REALLY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/3ec8ea/32.png) [@\_SILENT-BOB\_NOT\_REALLY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_SILENT-BOB_NOT_REALLY)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2000, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-putz/23820/32 "2000-06-29T00:26:41Z")
:wally ---
**Author:** ![Silo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@Silo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silo)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2000, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-putz/23820/33 "2000-06-29T00:28:46Z")
😛 Now we have duel SILENT-BOBs. ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2000, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-putz/23820/34 "2000-06-29T01:35:11Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > Silo…you got some 'splainin to do. _tapping foot_ > > ummmmm… > ummmmm… > :D\*\* Yes??? You can prove you’re sorry through backrubs and smooches. 😉 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-putz/23820.md?page=1)