# Ask the Royal We **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [April 2, 2002, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-royal-we/101467 "2002-04-02T21:30:19Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2002, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-royal-we/101467/1 "2002-04-02T21:30:19Z")
Whosoever shall be enamored of humiliation may query us for the purpose of ascertaining the adroit opinions of the snottiest entity on earth. It may inquire about whatever it wishes, and it shall enjoy the reward of our snippy and invective sarcasm. We await its feeble efforts at constructing sentences with bated breath. ---
**Author:** ![Newton\_meter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/57b2e6/32.png) [@Newton\_meter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Newton_meter)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2002, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-royal-we/101467/2 "2002-04-02T21:31:56Z")
Do you have Prince Albert in a Can? ---
**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2002, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-royal-we/101467/3 "2002-04-02T21:32:48Z")
OG SMASH! ---
**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2002, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-royal-we/101467/4 "2002-04-02T21:33:00Z")
Are we suffering from a blow to the head? ---
**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2002, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-royal-we/101467/5 "2002-04-02T21:40:36Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Newton meter \* > \*\*Do you have Prince Albert in a Can? \*\* We refer to it as a toilet. It is behooved to reserve its Brooklyn slang for its peers. ---
**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2002, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-royal-we/101467/6 "2002-04-02T21:44:47Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Munch \* > \*\*OG SMASH! \*\* Greetings, President Bush. ---
**Author:** ![Kamandi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/5daacb/32.png) [@Kamandi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamandi)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2002, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-royal-we/101467/7 "2002-04-02T21:47:34Z")
Do you have a link to whatever it is you’re whining about? ---
**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2002, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-royal-we/101467/8 "2002-04-02T21:53:29Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by adam yax \* > \*\*Are we suffering from a blow to the head? \*\* Whom can it possibly mean? It suffers apparently from a delusion that it is our equal. Or else it sees its pronouns with eyes crossed. ---
**Author:** ![Robb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/a183cd/32.png) [@Robb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robb)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2002, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-royal-we/101467/9 "2002-04-02T21:54:37Z")
Og sort rubbish! snotty people go in bin ---
**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2002, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-royal-we/101467/10 "2002-04-02T21:54:42Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Kamandi \* > \*\*Do you have a link to whatever it is you’re whining about? \*\* Certainly not. That is beneath us. What Eurotrash. ---
**Author:** ![Newton\_meter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/57b2e6/32.png) [@Newton\_meter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Newton_meter)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2002, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-royal-we/101467/11 "2002-04-02T21:57:38Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Libertarian \* > \*\*We refer to it as a toilet. It is behooved to reserve its Brooklyn slang for its peers. \*\* Do you have a toilent in a can? ---
**Author:** ![Ferrous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Ferrous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferrous)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2002, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-royal-we/101467/12 "2002-04-02T21:58:16Z")
How’s the weather up there? [sub]And welcome back, ya nutty SOB![/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2002, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-royal-we/101467/13 "2002-04-02T21:59:22Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Robb \* > \*\*Og sort rubbish! > > snotty people go in bin \*\* Perhaps the President should put away its toys and go to bed. […trumpets…] We are summoned to our balcony appearance. ---
**Author:** ![minty\_green](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f6c823/32.png) [@minty\_green](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/minty_green)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2002, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-royal-we/101467/14 "2002-04-02T21:59:48Z")
It’s like a cross between Queen Elizabeth I and Jaime Gumm, with a dash of bjorn-style provocation disguised as obtuseness. Please stop. ---
**Author:** ![Robb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/a183cd/32.png) [@Robb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robb)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2002, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-royal-we/101467/15 "2002-04-02T22:03:35Z")
**OG SMITE** or OG SMYTE! ---
**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2002, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-royal-we/101467/16 "2002-04-02T22:03:48Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Libertarian \* > \*\*Whom can it possibly mean? It suffers apparently from a delusion that it is our equal. Or else it sees its pronouns with eyes crossed. \*\* Huh? Should I have asked, “Is we suffering from a blow to the head”? ---
**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2002, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-royal-we/101467/17 "2002-04-02T22:04:49Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Newton meter \* > \*\* > > Do you have a toilent in a can? \*\* How dare it address us as a second person. The hubris. ---
**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2002, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-royal-we/101467/18 "2002-04-02T22:10:48Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Ferrous \* > \*\*How’s the weather up there? > [sub]And welcome back, ya nutty SOB![/sub] \*\* The air is rarified and frigid. ---
**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2002, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-royal-we/101467/19 "2002-04-02T22:14:40Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by minty green \* > \*\*It’s like a cross between Queen Elizabeth I and Jaime Gumm, with a dash of bjorn-style provocation disguised as obtuseness. Please stop. \*\* If it does not wish to savor a smell, perhaps it ought not to leave its nose to linger. ---
**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2002, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-royal-we/101467/20 "2002-04-02T22:18:52Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Robb \* > \*\ ***OG SMITE** > > or OG SMYTE! \*\* Yes, Mr. President, we know. Its bombing raids are legendary. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-royal-we/101467.md?page=2)