# Ask the Royal We **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [April 2, 2002, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-royal-we/101467 "2002-04-02T21:30:19Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 15\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Newton\_meter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/57b2e6/32.png) [@Newton\_meter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Newton_meter)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2002, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-royal-we/101467/101 "2002-04-05T17:33:16Z")
What is the most inane thread that’s ever gone to three pages? ---
**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2002, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-royal-we/101467/102 "2002-04-05T17:54:35Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Newton meter \* > \*\*What is the most inane thread that’s ever gone to three pages? \*\* It may select any of the several debates with creationists. ---
**Author:** ![Robb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/a183cd/32.png) [@Robb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robb)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2002, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-royal-we/101467/103 "2002-04-05T18:03:01Z")
Was We created or evolved? OG!! OG!! OG!! ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2002, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-royal-we/101467/104 "2002-04-05T19:18:34Z")
OG SMASH? ---
**Author:** ![Robb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/a183cd/32.png) [@Robb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robb)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2002, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-royal-we/101467/105 "2002-04-05T19:50:30Z")
OG SMITE? ---
**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2002, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-royal-we/101467/106 "2002-04-05T20:12:36Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Robb \* > \*\*Was We created or evolved? > > OG!! OG!! OG!! \*\* We were created. It evolved. ---
**Author:** ![furt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/439d5e/32.png) [@furt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/furt)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2002, 10:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-royal-we/101467/107 "2002-04-06T10:59:28Z")
Will I be getting laid anytime soon? ---
**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2002, 11:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-royal-we/101467/108 "2002-04-06T11:20:07Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by furt \* > \*\*Will I be getting laid anytime soon? \*\* It may increase its chances by surrounding itself with people of its own calibre. Perhaps it might find some success if it would loiter in Waffle House restrooms or in alleys behind peep shows. ---
**Author:** ![Bob\_Scene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e19adc/32.png) [@Bob\_Scene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bob_Scene)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2002, 12:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-royal-we/101467/109 "2002-04-06T12:03:57Z")
A lesion **here** would most likely produce: A. Loss of proprioception in the ipsilateral lower limb. B. Chromatolysis of neurons in the VPL nucleus of the thalamus. C. Dysdiadochokinesis in the right upper extremity. D. Tom Green ---
**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2002, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-royal-we/101467/110 "2002-04-06T13:30:03Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Bob Scene \* > \*\*A lesion **here** would most likely produce: > > A. Loss of proprioception in the ipsilateral lower limb. > B. Chromatolysis of neurons in the VPL nucleus of the thalamus. > C. Dysdiadochokinesis in the right upper extremity. > D. Tom Green \*\* We suspect that that would be the cerebellum, inasmuch as a cerebellar cortex lesion results in ataxia on the same side as the lesion. Dysdiadochokinesis and dysrhythmokinesis are commonly observed in diseases of the cerebellar hemisphere, and are typically ipsilateral to the side of the pathology. Naturally, significant cell damage in the ventral posterolateral thalamus might likely result from any infarction or damage in the cerebellum. And everyone knows that Tom Green has a hole in its head. ---
**Author:** ![Homebrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Homebrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homebrew)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2002, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-royal-we/101467/111 "2002-04-06T16:23:30Z")
Why did [this linked thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=95144), which – as my only bookmarked thread – had become part of my morning routine, die? ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2002, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-royal-we/101467/112 "2002-04-06T17:07:00Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Libertarian \* > We do indeed. We would advise it, however, that the proper grammar is “dost thou mind”. Tough beans, J.R. 😃 Why wouldst thou think that we are interested in thy petty grammar rules? Incidentally, is it necessary to use archaic grammar in order to employ the second person singular pronoun? (Not that we care, except that it impresses our petty minions. 🆒 ) ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2002, 7:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-royal-we/101467/113 "2002-04-07T07:46:37Z")
Hassan chop? ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2002, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-royal-we/101467/114 "2002-04-08T04:43:44Z")
Blemmy ehny ah fu! Uh! ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2002, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-royal-we/101467/115 "2002-04-08T15:23:34Z")
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