# Ask the "straight" guy **URL:** \ **Category:** Great Debates\ **Created:** [March 10, 2000, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-straight-guy/17820 "2000-03-10T15:08:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2000, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-straight-guy/17820/81 "2000-03-22T14:40:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by Gaudere: > > Hey, tolerance for others is damn sexy. You might want to take into account the deletrious effect some of your “homo jokes” may have had on your sexual desirability. Not to mention his intellectual credibility, which is also damn sexy to most women I know. > [@](#): > > All is not lost, though; talk to Esprix about joining a gay rights organization today! Ugh, puh-lease! It’s bad enough we have to count J. Edgar Hoover and Jeffrey Dahmer among our ranks - have mercy! Esprix * * * [Ask the Gay Guy!](http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum7/HTML/001376.html) ---
**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2000, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-straight-guy/17820/82 "2000-03-22T16:38:00Z")
Yeah, but you also get Tchaikovsky, Oscar Wilde, Walt Whitman (I think), **and** Benjamin Britten! (Jeffrey Dahmer? Really?) ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2000, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-straight-guy/17820/83 "2000-03-22T17:30:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by tracer: > > \*\*Yeah, but you also get Tchaikovsky, Oscar Wilde, Walt Whitman (I think), **and** Benjamin Britten! (Jeffrey Dahmer? Really?) Yes on all counts. And Jeffrey Dahmer cruised gay bars to find his victims. My mother worried about me for months after that. Esprix, who does not live in the same city * * * [Ask the Gay Guy!](http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum7/HTML/001376.html) ---
**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2000, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-straight-guy/17820/84 "2000-03-23T00:51:00Z")
Hmmm … sounds more like Dahmer was out to stomp on gays, not have sex with them. (Perhaps he raped them while/after he killed them as a power thing, but that hardly qualifies as gay sex.) ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2000, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-straight-guy/17820/85 "2000-03-23T14:32:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by **tracer** : > > Hmmm … sounds more like Dahmer was out to stomp on gays, not have sex with them. (Perhaps he raped them while/after he killed them as a power thing, but that hardly qualifies as gay sex.) I found a summation of his crimes on the net, and couldn’t even get halfway through. Ugh. Why did I bring this up? ☹ He was a psychopath, murderer, cannibal, child molester, necrophiliac, and, yes, homosexual. Alright, in retrospect, we’ll take Pashley, but only if he gets a haircut and does something about those shoes… 🙂 Esprix * * * [Ask the Gay Guy!](http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum7/HTML/001376.html) ---
**Author:** ![The\_Asbestos\_Mango](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/edb3f5/32.png) [@The\_Asbestos\_Mango](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Asbestos_Mango)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2000, 6:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-straight-guy/17820/86 "2000-03-24T06:22:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by pashley: > \*\* Oh, quit your whining. You’ve never used them to attract a cute guy?! 🙂 > \*\* Actually, no, I haven’t. I used to use them to attract dollar bills, but that when I was younger and about ten pounds thinner and looked good in nothing but a g-string. 😉 * * * “Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no substitute for a good blaster at your side.” — Han Solo ---
**Author:** ![The\_Asbestos\_Mango](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/edb3f5/32.png) [@The\_Asbestos\_Mango](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Asbestos_Mango)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2000, 6:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-straight-guy/17820/87 "2000-03-24T06:24:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by pashley: > \*\* Oh, quit your whining. You’ve never used them to attract a cute guy?! 🙂 > \*\* Actually, no, I haven’t. I used to use them to attract dollar bills, but that when I was younger and about ten pounds thinner and looked good in nothing but a g-string. 😉 * * * “Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no substitute for a good blaster at your side.” — Han Solo ---
**Author:** ![handy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b5a626/32.png) [@handy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handy)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2000, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-straight-guy/17820/88 "2000-03-25T01:52:00Z")
Women with big breasts have an easier time in life, this is called ‘Boobrigation’. Is not the opposite of ‘straight’, ‘crooked’? I wonder why they call it ‘straight’? So then straight women with big breasts would have ‘Straightboobrigation.’ ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2000, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-straight-guy/17820/89 "2000-03-27T15:32:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by **handy** : > > So then straight women with big breasts would have ‘Straightboobrigation.’ What about lesbians? Would they have “Bentboobrigation?” 🙂 Esprix * * * [Ask the Gay Guy!](http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum7/HTML/001376.html) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-straight-guy/17820.md?page=4)