# Ask the tall skinny lesbian goth chick college student with the funny nose! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [June 24, 2000, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-tall-skinny-lesbian-goth-chick-college-student-with-the-funny-nose/23427 "2000-06-24T21:51:36Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 15\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![neuro-trash\_grrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3ab097/32.png) [@neuro-trash\_grrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/neuro-trash_grrrl)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2000, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-tall-skinny-lesbian-goth-chick-college-student-with-the-funny-nose/23427/21 "2000-06-25T23:43:44Z")
weirddave, I appreciate the sentiment, but I like to keep all my SDMB-related interactions actually on the SDMB. Terribly sorry, but you understand, I’m sure. And to respond to various criticisms, yes, I have read some of them, and no, I’m not trying to dictate board content. It just seems to me that if anyone had anything they wanted to know about left-handed dogcatchers, they would come right out and ask it, and not wait for someone to start an “Ask the Left-Handed Dogcatcher” thread. That, to me, is what the SDMB is all about. ---
**Author:** ![Weirddave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/919ad9/32.png) [@Weirddave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weirddave)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2000, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-tall-skinny-lesbian-goth-chick-college-student-with-the-funny-nose/23427/22 "2000-06-26T00:20:54Z")
NP, NTG ( Hmmm a post that’s all acronyms. that’s a thought…) I respect that entirely. ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2000, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-tall-skinny-lesbian-goth-chick-college-student-with-the-funny-nose/23427/23 "2000-06-26T17:21:46Z")
And I remain the one… the only… the _original_… often imitated but never duplicated… **Gay Guy**! Thank you, thank you. You may touch me, briefly. I never thought of myself as a trend-setter, but then I never thought my trends would become irritating monsters, either. Still, there are one or two out there who are amusing. _My_ thread, however, remains intelligent, fun, education and witty. I’d like to thank all the little people… 😃 And **NTG** , you rock more than Melissa Etheridge. 😉 Esprix ---
**Author:** ![Mullinator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@Mullinator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mullinator)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2000, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-tall-skinny-lesbian-goth-chick-college-student-with-the-funny-nose/23427/24 "2000-06-26T17:48:53Z")
If you take out lesbian and goth and chick and college student, this thread would apply to me. So close, yet so far. ---
**Author:** ![Tymp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Tymp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tymp)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2000, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-tall-skinny-lesbian-goth-chick-college-student-with-the-funny-nose/23427/25 "2000-06-26T18:12:13Z")
Congratulations, **neuro-trash grrrl**! This thread qualifies you as one of the SDMB’s resident experts. I would now like to formally invite you to join a panel of your peers [here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=28528) in Great Debates. Yes, thank you, I’m fully aware that this invitation directly conflicts with nature of the OP. ---
**Author:** ![NothingMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b77776/32.png) [@NothingMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NothingMan)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2000, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-tall-skinny-lesbian-goth-chick-college-student-with-the-funny-nose/23427/26 "2000-06-26T18:47:31Z")
so, **NTG** why am I so repulsive ? Dammit, inquiring minds want to know. _mumble mumble_ ---
**Author:** ![pricciar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f4b2a3/32.png) [@pricciar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pricciar)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2000, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-tall-skinny-lesbian-goth-chick-college-student-with-the-funny-nose/23427/27 "2000-06-26T19:38:18Z")
hey Shayna, add me to your ICQ list, if you like. My number is listed in my profile. If you don’t wanna. Thats ok. I will just sit here in the corner and eat my pie. pat ---
**Author:** ![pricciar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f4b2a3/32.png) [@pricciar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pricciar)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2000, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-tall-skinny-lesbian-goth-chick-college-student-with-the-funny-nose/23427/28 "2000-06-26T19:40:22Z")
hey Shayna, add me to your ICQ list, if you like. My number is listed in my profile. If you don’t wanna. Thats ok. I will just sit here in the corner and eat my pie. pat ---
**Author:** ![pricciar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f4b2a3/32.png) [@pricciar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pricciar)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2000, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-tall-skinny-lesbian-goth-chick-college-student-with-the-funny-nose/23427/29 "2000-06-26T20:14:07Z")
Wait, not for now on. Just from right before. Wow. That was dumb. I hit reply on the wrong window. Then I did not trust the CGI. pat ---
**Author:** ![Chef\_Troy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/85f322/32.png) [@Chef\_Troy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chef_Troy)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2000, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-tall-skinny-lesbian-goth-chick-college-student-with-the-funny-nose/23427/30 "2000-07-20T19:28:44Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Esprix \* > **And I remain the one… the only… the _original_… often imitated but never duplicated… Gay Guy!** Don’t speak so soon, Gigi…I hear that Matt\_mcl has those scottish scientists working on the problem day and night. (The first attempt at duplication turned out too wooly, so they gave it to Sqrlcub.) ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2000, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-tall-skinny-lesbian-goth-chick-college-student-with-the-funny-nose/23427/31 "2000-07-21T14:51:01Z")
It’s still a copy - I’m the real deal. 🙂 Esprix ---
**Author:** ![tiggeril](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tiggeril/32/7234_2.png) [@tiggeril](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiggeril)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2000, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-tall-skinny-lesbian-goth-chick-college-student-with-the-funny-nose/23427/32 "2000-07-22T01:22:26Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Esprix_ > **You may touch me, briefly.** ::slowly reaches out one shaking hand, gently touches Esprix on the arm, and falls back into her inflatable chair in a euphoric daze:: ---
**Author:** ![speakeasy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ec9cab/32.png) [@speakeasy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/speakeasy)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2000, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-tall-skinny-lesbian-goth-chick-college-student-with-the-funny-nose/23427/33 "2000-07-22T02:41:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Ask the Short Lesbian Engineer About Coal Power Plants and In-Flight Lesbian Encounters WOAH! Holdit, holdit, back up the thread! Now I could give a shit about the fluidized bed flame characteristics of McLean lignite vs Upper Kittanning bituminous, but I could use a detailed description of in-flight lesbian encounters. Including links to high resolution jpegs. Or even mpegs. Hey, you offered! ---
**Author:** ![Una\_Persson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/una_persson/32/346_2.png) [@Una\_Persson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Una_Persson)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2000, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-tall-skinny-lesbian-goth-chick-college-student-with-the-funny-nose/23427/34 "2000-07-22T04:29:26Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by speakeasy \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > Ask the Short Lesbian Engineer About Coal Power Plants and In-Flight Lesbian Encounters > > Now I could give a shit about the fluidized bed flame characteristics of McLean lignite vs Upper Kittanning bituminous\*\* Oh, you _name-dropper_, you! The true way to my heart… 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Earl\_Snake-Hips\_Tucker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/earl_snake-hips_tucker/32/3269_2.png) [@Earl\_Snake-Hips\_Tucker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earl_Snake-Hips_Tucker)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2000, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-tall-skinny-lesbian-goth-chick-college-student-with-the-funny-nose/23427/35 "2000-07-25T20:06:34Z")
There was another fly-by-night poster almost a year ago, who sorta had the first “Ask. . . .” thread: [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=3780](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=3780) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-tall-skinny-lesbian-goth-chick-college-student-with-the-funny-nose/23427.md?page=1)