# "Ask the..." threads you won't be seeing on the Dope any time soon **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 11, 2009, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-threads-you-wont-be-seeing-on-the-dope-any-time-soon/509699 "2009-09-11T16:09:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Coalcracker0](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b38774/32.png) [@Coalcracker0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coalcracker0)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2009, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-threads-you-wont-be-seeing-on-the-dope-any-time-soon/509699/41 "2009-09-13T01:40:22Z")
\*\*Ask the unicorn. Ask the abomidable snowman.\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Jragon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e19b73/32.png) [@Jragon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jragon)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2009, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-threads-you-wont-be-seeing-on-the-dope-any-time-soon/509699/42 "2009-09-13T01:44:55Z")
**Ask the Magic 8-Ball** ---
**Author:** ![elmwood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmwood/32/3060_2.png) [@elmwood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elmwood)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2009, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-threads-you-wont-be-seeing-on-the-dope-any-time-soon/509699/43 "2009-09-13T01:45:41Z")
**Ask Ed Zotti** **Ask the Doper with a micropenis** **Ask the Nigerian prince** ---
**Author:** ![Projammer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/projammer/32/559_2.png) [@Projammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Projammer)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2009, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-threads-you-wont-be-seeing-on-the-dope-any-time-soon/509699/44 "2009-09-13T01:48:46Z")
**Ask George Dubya Bush** **Ask the Sweatshop Owner** **Ask the North Korea Free Press** ---
**Author:** ![tr0psn4j](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/958977/32.png) [@tr0psn4j](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tr0psn4j)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2009, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-threads-you-wont-be-seeing-on-the-dope-any-time-soon/509699/45 "2009-09-13T01:51:08Z")
> [@elmwood](#): > > **Ask the Nigerian prince** That might actually be a fun one if someone was to start it up. ---
**Author:** ![Eyebrows\_0f\_Doom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eyebrows_0f_doom/32/3119_2.png) [@Eyebrows\_0f\_Doom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eyebrows_0f_Doom)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2009, 6:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-threads-you-wont-be-seeing-on-the-dope-any-time-soon/509699/46 "2009-09-13T06:14:43Z")
> [@Chefguy](#): > > **Ask the pedophile** Actually, [this thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=529028&page=2) from a couple weeks ago developed into something close to that. Starts with post 51. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2009, 6:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-threads-you-wont-be-seeing-on-the-dope-any-time-soon/509699/47 "2009-09-13T06:49:40Z")
Ask the person with uhm…uhm…damn amnesia, I should start a thread about it. Who are you people again? ---
**Author:** ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2009, 7:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-threads-you-wont-be-seeing-on-the-dope-any-time-soon/509699/48 "2009-09-13T07:10:30Z")
**Ask the illiterate** ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2009, 7:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-threads-you-wont-be-seeing-on-the-dope-any-time-soon/509699/49 "2009-09-13T07:23:10Z")
**Ask the Guy Who Responds to Every Question With Another Question** ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2009, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-threads-you-wont-be-seeing-on-the-dope-any-time-soon/509699/50 "2009-09-13T15:11:01Z")
**Ask the guy who will hunt you down and kill you for having the gall to post in HIS thread, dammit!** ---
**Author:** ![Maastricht](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a88e57/32.png) [@Maastricht](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maastricht)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2009, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-threads-you-wont-be-seeing-on-the-dope-any-time-soon/509699/51 "2009-09-13T15:19:39Z")
> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#): > > **Ask the gainfully-employed Liberal Arts major > !** That’s easy. He’s a college professor, teaching all those other schlubs who enrolled in the liberal arts. ---
**Author:** ![elmwood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmwood/32/3060_2.png) [@elmwood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elmwood)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2009, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-threads-you-wont-be-seeing-on-the-dope-any-time-soon/509699/52 "2009-09-13T17:10:22Z")
**Ask the person who likes chain restaurants** **Ask the person who enjoys Applebees** **Ask the person who isn’t a Lord of the Rings fan** **Ask the person who uses a cell phone in public** **Ask the person who drives a SUV but doesn’t need it to haul horse trailers over mountain passes every weekend** **Ask the man who isn’t attracted to overweight women** ---
**Author:** ![Sigmagirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c89c15/32.png) [@Sigmagirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sigmagirl)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2009, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-threads-you-wont-be-seeing-on-the-dope-any-time-soon/509699/53 "2009-09-13T18:02:43Z")
**Ask Somebody Else** ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2009, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-threads-you-wont-be-seeing-on-the-dope-any-time-soon/509699/54 "2009-09-13T19:56:28Z")
**Ask the person who knows exactly how many ways you can skin a cat** ---
**Author:** ![MyFootsZZZ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/myfootszzz/32/12580_2.png) [@MyFootsZZZ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MyFootsZZZ)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2009, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-threads-you-wont-be-seeing-on-the-dope-any-time-soon/509699/55 "2009-09-13T20:15:00Z")
**Ask the Attractive, Mentally Stable, Woman Who Was Nice Enough To Take the Virginity Of A Casual Posters On SDMB’s Who’s Handle Is MyFootsZZZ** ---
**Author:** ![Countrypolitan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/858c86/32.png) [@Countrypolitan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Countrypolitan)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2009, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-threads-you-wont-be-seeing-on-the-dope-any-time-soon/509699/56 "2009-09-13T20:52:15Z")
**Ask the guy for whom Enzyte did NOT work** ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2009, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-threads-you-wont-be-seeing-on-the-dope-any-time-soon/509699/57 "2009-09-13T21:50:05Z")
> [@Jragon](#): > > **Ask the Magic 8-Ball** Answer hazy, ask again later. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2009, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-threads-you-wont-be-seeing-on-the-dope-any-time-soon/509699/58 "2009-09-13T22:12:50Z")
Ask Mr. Owl. ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2009, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-threads-you-wont-be-seeing-on-the-dope-any-time-soon/509699/59 "2009-09-14T00:31:43Z")
**Ask the aphaisia patient** ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2009, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-threads-you-wont-be-seeing-on-the-dope-any-time-soon/509699/60 "2009-09-14T01:36:37Z")
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