# "Ask the..." threads you won't be seeing on the Dope any time soon **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 11, 2009, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-threads-you-wont-be-seeing-on-the-dope-any-time-soon/509699 "2009-09-11T16:09:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2009, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-threads-you-wont-be-seeing-on-the-dope-any-time-soon/509699/61 "2009-09-14T01:42:39Z")
Ask **Señor\_Echo** ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2009, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-threads-you-wont-be-seeing-on-the-dope-any-time-soon/509699/62 "2009-09-14T01:56:03Z")
**Ask the banned poster** And on that thought… **Ask Jack Dean Tyler about becoming a mohel** ---
**Author:** ![Simmerdown](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simmerdown/32/14859_2.png) [@Simmerdown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simmerdown)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2009, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-threads-you-wont-be-seeing-on-the-dope-any-time-soon/509699/63 "2009-09-14T02:59:50Z")
Ask **AskNott** ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2009, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-threads-you-wont-be-seeing-on-the-dope-any-time-soon/509699/64 "2009-09-14T17:30:44Z")
> [@Colibri](#): > > Alternatively, **Ask the Old-Order Amish person.** Actually its possible but difficult. You would have to hope for an Old Order Dunkard who has an “English” friend who reads here. And a honest English friend at that. Not some jerk who will pull your leg by saying “Wait a minute while I ask Yoeder Kramer what he thinks”. Ask the honest politician working for the concerns of the voters. ---
**Author:** ![ministryman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f6c823/32.png) [@ministryman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ministryman)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2009, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-threads-you-wont-be-seeing-on-the-dope-any-time-soon/509699/65 "2009-09-14T17:37:47Z")
Ask the woman who doesn’t verbally emascualate her husband… ---
**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2009, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-threads-you-wont-be-seeing-on-the-dope-any-time-soon/509699/66 "2009-09-14T17:56:07Z")
> [@ministryman](#): > > Ask the woman who doesn’t verbally emascualate her husband… Ha ha, awesome! Maybe I’ll start the “Ask the woman who verbally emasculates her husband… but only because he deserves it!” thread. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2009, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-threads-you-wont-be-seeing-on-the-dope-any-time-soon/509699/67 "2009-09-14T19:18:42Z")
**Ask the guy who has no short-term mem… huh. What am I doing sitting at this keyboard?** ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2009, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-threads-you-wont-be-seeing-on-the-dope-any-time-soon/509699/68 "2009-09-14T21:57:53Z")
**Ask the “Nice Guy” who’s getting plenty of sex.** ---
**Author:** ![enomaj](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/59ef9b/32.png) [@enomaj](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enomaj)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2009, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-threads-you-wont-be-seeing-on-the-dope-any-time-soon/509699/69 "2009-09-15T00:12:15Z")
**Ask the Mafia Don** **Ask Kanye West’s Humility Coach** **Ask the World Champion Detroit Lions** ---
**Author:** ![salinqmind](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ec8ea/32.png) [@salinqmind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/salinqmind)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2009, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-threads-you-wont-be-seeing-on-the-dope-any-time-soon/509699/70 "2009-09-15T01:12:17Z")
Well, that’s too darn bad, I will have to go to my grave with a whole lotta questions unanswered… **Ask the Guy Who Doesn’t Own a TV What He Does in His Spare Time** ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2009, 7:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-threads-you-wont-be-seeing-on-the-dope-any-time-soon/509699/71 "2009-09-15T07:26:59Z")
Ask your imaginary friend. ---
**Author:** ![Serenata67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/serenata67/32/10646_2.png) [@Serenata67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Serenata67)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2009, 12:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-threads-you-wont-be-seeing-on-the-dope-any-time-soon/509699/72 "2009-09-15T12:43:47Z")
Ask the Fifth Dentist Ask [Flo the Progressive Chick](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=513859) Ask your Friendly Neighborhood Butcher (oh, wait… they don’t have those anymore?) Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country. ---
**Author:** ![Drain\_Bead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47774/32.png) [@Drain\_Bead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drain_Bead)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2009, 12:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-threads-you-wont-be-seeing-on-the-dope-any-time-soon/509699/73 "2009-09-15T12:57:25Z")
I’ve actually considered starting an Ask the Public Defender thread, but I’m too worried it’ll somehow trace back to my bosses. ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2009, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-threads-you-wont-be-seeing-on-the-dope-any-time-soon/509699/74 "2009-09-15T13:32:10Z")
> [@salinqmind](#): > > Well, that’s too darn bad, I will have to go to my grave with a whole lotta questions unanswered… > > **Ask the Guy Who Doesn’t Own a TV What He Does in His Spare Time** How about The Girl Who Never Watches TV instead? Really, I don’t watch TV and rarely watch movies- I prefer a good book instead. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2009, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-threads-you-wont-be-seeing-on-the-dope-any-time-soon/509699/75 "2009-09-15T13:36:06Z")
> [@Drain\_Bead](#): > > I’ve actually considered starting an Ask the Public Defender thread, but I’m too worried it’ll somehow trace back to my bosses. Go for it! Just change the names to protect the… well, you know. I’ve thought of starting an Ask the Muni Court Magistrate thread but doubt it would get much interest. ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2009, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-threads-you-wont-be-seeing-on-the-dope-any-time-soon/509699/76 "2009-09-15T14:29:13Z")
Ask the Guy Who Doesn’t Tip. Regards, Shodan ---
**Author:** ![Telcontar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3bc359/32.png) [@Telcontar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telcontar)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2009, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-threads-you-wont-be-seeing-on-the-dope-any-time-soon/509699/77 "2009-09-15T14:39:31Z")
> [@Drain\_Bead](#): > > I’ve actually considered starting an Ask the Public Defender thread, but I’m too worried it’ll somehow trace back to my bosses. > [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#): > > Go for it! Just change the names to protect the… well, you know. > > I’ve thought of starting an Ask the Muni Court Magistrate thread but doubt it would get much interest. To both of these: I understand the concern, the shield of anonymity can get rather thin given even a few details, but these would be awesome threads. If you can do these safely, i’d encourage you to try. > [@kunilou](#): > > **Ask the “Nice Guy” who’s getting plenty of sex.** Don’t tempt me. Serial monogamy can be a wonderfully…productive thing. Sure it’s the same girl every time, but there are lots of times. Works better for me than the douche-pickup-artist routine ever worked for my friends. ---
**Author:** ![Sir\_T-Cups](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ed655f/32.png) [@Sir\_T-Cups](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sir_T-Cups)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2009, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-threads-you-wont-be-seeing-on-the-dope-any-time-soon/509699/78 "2009-09-15T18:00:59Z")
**Ask the kid with ADH…OH MY GOD I HAVE THAT SAME SWEATER!** ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2009, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-threads-you-wont-be-seeing-on-the-dope-any-time-soon/509699/79 "2009-09-15T18:11:56Z")
> [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](#): > > Ask the guy who was wrongly aquitted of murder Ask OJ Simpson ---
**Author:** ![MyFootsZZZ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/myfootszzz/32/12580_2.png) [@MyFootsZZZ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MyFootsZZZ)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2009, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-threads-you-wont-be-seeing-on-the-dope-any-time-soon/509699/80 "2009-09-15T18:18:46Z")
**Ask the Horse That Had Sex With a Human.** Though of course it’s flat-out wrong; Whenever I hear of a human having sex with a horse, I’ve aways wondered what that horse’s point of veiw was while the deed was being done. 😕 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-threads-you-wont-be-seeing-on-the-dope-any-time-soon/509699.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-threads-you-wont-be-seeing-on-the-dope-any-time-soon/509699.md?page=5)