# "Ask the" threads you'd like to see **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [April 2, 2003, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-threads-youd-like-to-see/165878 "2003-04-02T03:47:42Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![clayton\_e](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c57346/32.png) [@clayton\_e](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/clayton_e)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2003, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-threads-youd-like-to-see/165878/1 "2003-04-02T03:47:42Z")
I’m usually against any “ask the” threads, but I’ve recently thought “Hmm… I wish I knew a \_\_\_\_ so I could ask them \_\_\_\_” so… I would love to see an “ask the 1st grade teacher”, “ask the (insert political office holder)”, “ask the writer”, and less likely, “ask the hermit”. If you fit any of the above maybe a few others would like to pick your brain. And what “ask the” threads would you like to see? ---
**Author:** ![3trew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/3/13edae/32.png) [@3trew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/3trew)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2003, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-threads-youd-like-to-see/165878/2 "2003-04-02T03:55:22Z")
Ask the Guy With Tomorrow’s Winning Lottery Numbers. That’s about the only one I need. ---
**Author:** ![Aslan\_of\_Narnia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecd19e/32.png) [@Aslan\_of\_Narnia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aslan_of_Narnia)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2003, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-threads-youd-like-to-see/165878/3 "2003-04-02T04:02:28Z")
Ask The Dyslexic guy Ask The Amish Guy(Quite serious, although it would neeever happen.) ---
**Author:** ![j\_kat\_251](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/71c47a/32.png) [@j\_kat\_251](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/j_kat_251)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2003, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-threads-youd-like-to-see/165878/4 "2003-04-02T04:23:22Z")
Ask the Luddite. Ask the Unicorn. Ask the President. Ask the Jesus. Ask the Iraqi ground troop. Ask the torturer. ---
**Author:** ![Muad\_Dib](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/35a633/32.png) [@Muad\_Dib](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muad_Dib)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2003, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-threads-youd-like-to-see/165878/5 "2003-04-02T04:26:44Z")
Ask the Cecil. ---
**Author:** ![Rabid\_Squirrel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Rabid\_Squirrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rabid_Squirrel)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2003, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-threads-youd-like-to-see/165878/6 "2003-04-02T04:33:08Z")
Ask the guy willing to employ NZ engineering graduates Ask the guy who knows how to forget those annoying songs Ask the guy who knows if you’ve locked your car Ask the guy with a newly aquired car! Asktheguywithakeyboardwithoutaspacebar Ask the Guy Plummeting to His Doom Ask them yourself Ask John Doe Ask the Duke Nukem Forever gametester Ask the guy asking the Ask Me Threads ---
**Author:** ![Muad\_Dib](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/35a633/32.png) [@Muad\_Dib](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muad_Dib)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2003, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-threads-youd-like-to-see/165878/7 "2003-04-02T04:33:08Z")
Ask the billionaire. Ask the senator. ---
**Author:** ![pokey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ebca7d/32.png) [@pokey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pokey)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2003, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-threads-youd-like-to-see/165878/8 "2003-04-02T04:48:08Z")
Ask the hitman or ask the dermatologist. ---
**Author:** ![Darwins\_Finch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darwins_finch/32/20304_2.png) [@Darwins\_Finch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darwins_Finch)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2003, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-threads-youd-like-to-see/165878/9 "2003-04-02T04:52:41Z")
Ask the CIA Operative. ---
**Author:** ![cankerist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bc79bd/32.png) [@cankerist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cankerist)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2003, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-threads-youd-like-to-see/165878/10 "2003-04-02T05:07:17Z")
Ask the rockstar ---
**Author:** ![gouda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c77e96/32.png) [@gouda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gouda)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2003, 6:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-threads-youd-like-to-see/165878/11 "2003-04-02T06:47:23Z")
Ask the test driver at Ferrari ---
**Author:** ![pilot141](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e0b2c6/32.png) [@pilot141](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pilot141)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2003, 6:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-threads-youd-like-to-see/165878/12 "2003-04-02T06:54:57Z")
Ask Bill Gates Ask Neil Armstrong Ask Chuck Yeager Ask the moron who hit my truck in the employee lot while I was on a three-day trip ---
**Author:** ![don\_t\_ask](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@don\_t\_ask](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_t_ask)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2003, 7:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-threads-youd-like-to-see/165878/13 "2003-04-02T07:02:07Z")
Ask the gullible billionaire. Ask the sex starved pinup girl. Ask the anti-Christ. Ask D B Cooper. Ask the Pope. Ask the President. ---
**Author:** ![MrVisible](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/46a35a/32.png) [@MrVisible](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrVisible)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2003, 7:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-threads-youd-like-to-see/165878/14 "2003-04-02T07:03:22Z")
Ask the Competent Career Counselor With Nothing Better To Do Than Help Ask the Loan Officer At A Major Bank Who Has All The Right Tactics Ask the Psychokinetic Car Mechanic Ask the Really, Really Nice Person Who Says All The Nicest Things About You Ask the Hypercaffeinated Ferret ---
**Author:** ![Ranchoth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ranchoth/32/1066_2.png) [@Ranchoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranchoth)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2003, 8:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-threads-youd-like-to-see/165878/15 "2003-04-02T08:47:58Z")
Ask the (published) Graphic Novelist Ask the Project: Paperclip Alumnus Ask the Mayor Ask the Meyer Ask the Sniper Ask the Anime Guy Ask the Survivalist Ask the Gunsmith Ask Burt Rutan Ask the Missile Boat Skipper Ask the Skink Trapper Ask the Obsessive List-Reader Ask the Knight (or Dame) Ask the Fallout Shelter Owner Ask the Ghost Hunter Ask the Amazonian Villager Ask the 'Shipper Ask the Worker at a “Marital Aid” Manufacturing Plant (Oh, come on. Who WOULDN’T want to hear from that one?) ---
**Author:** ![Karellen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/779978/32.png) [@Karellen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karellen)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2003, 11:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-threads-youd-like-to-see/165878/16 "2003-04-02T11:23:12Z")
Ask the Hypocrite Luddite. ---
**Author:** ![Dunmurry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d2c977/32.png) [@Dunmurry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dunmurry)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2003, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-threads-youd-like-to-see/165878/17 "2003-04-02T13:26:10Z")
Ask the Microsoft Programmer Ask the bank manager ---
**Author:** ![MSU\_1978](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ac8455/32.png) [@MSU\_1978](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MSU_1978)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2003, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-threads-youd-like-to-see/165878/18 "2003-04-02T13:46:01Z")
Ask the guy who came up with the very last “Ask the” thread. ---
**Author:** ![KidCharlemagne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ed8c4c/32.png) [@KidCharlemagne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KidCharlemagne)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2003, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-threads-youd-like-to-see/165878/19 "2003-04-02T14:10:26Z")
Ask the Scientologist ---
**Author:** ![Super\_Gnat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e274bd/32.png) [@Super\_Gnat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Super_Gnat)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2003, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-threads-youd-like-to-see/165878/20 "2003-04-02T14:24:48Z")
Ask the Amnesiac Ask the Person (People?) with Dissociative Identity Disorder (formerly Multiple Personality Disorder) Ask the Pedophile (first Q: where do you live exactly?) Ask the Asexual Ask the Engineer (as opposed to Ask the Pissed-Off Engineer) Ask Jesus [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-threads-youd-like-to-see/165878.md?page=2)