# Ask the viciously rich Super Bowl pedophile! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 8, 2010, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-viciously-rich-super-bowl-pedophile/528205 "2010-02-08T23:54:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Ogre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecb155/32.png) [@Ogre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ogre)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2010, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-viciously-rich-super-bowl-pedophile/528205/1 "2010-02-08T23:54:24Z")
Uh, just summing up the Dope for the past few days. It’s been weird. So, good movies? Books? Recipes? ---
**Author:** ![MPB\_in\_Salt\_Lake](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c0e974/32.png) [@MPB\_in\_Salt\_Lake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MPB_in_Salt_Lake)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2010, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-viciously-rich-super-bowl-pedophile/528205/2 "2010-02-09T00:31:31Z")
Since I feel like sharing, this seems like as good a place as any—I hit the ATM on saturday and got out $400 bucks to head out to Wendover Nevada (about 90 min. from Salt Lake City) on sunday to put some cash on the ol’ Superbowl. I love almost everything about New Orleans (I have spent many, many happy daze and nights there over the years and will be flying back down for another visit in a couple of months) but I was pretty sure that the Colts were going to be unstoppable. I am not a huge NFL fan, but I watch enough to think that the Saints were going to be way outmatched, and as much as I wanted to see the Saints win for the sake of the city, (New Orleans needs any boost it can get) I just didn’t see it happening… I get to the casino, cash in hand, and when I got to the sports book window, I just could not go thru with the bet. I didnt want to root against New Orleans, even though I thought that betting on the Colts was money in the bank. At the last min. I changed my mind and put $200 bucks on the “under” meaning that as long as 57 or less total points were scored I would win my bet, no matter which team actually won. I then spent the rest of night cheering on the victorious New Orleans Saints, drank many free imported beers, won my $200 dollar bet, and with a couple of lucky hands of Blackjack thrown in, I got back home with almost 500 bucks more than I went out with. It was a VERY enjoyable night!!! ---
**Author:** ![cmyk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmyk/32/3353_2.png) [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2010, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-viciously-rich-super-bowl-pedophile/528205/3 "2010-02-09T00:32:38Z")
Do you enjoy the Olive Garden? ---
**Author:** ![i\_am\_a\_scientist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/f07891/32.png) [@i\_am\_a\_scientist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/i_am_a_scientist)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2010, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-viciously-rich-super-bowl-pedophile/528205/4 "2010-02-09T00:34:37Z")
are you looking forward to sundress season? ---
**Author:** ![MsRobyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@MsRobyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsRobyn)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2010, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-viciously-rich-super-bowl-pedophile/528205/5 "2010-02-09T00:43:02Z")
> [@i\_am\_a\_scientist](#): > > are you looking forward to sundress season? Not really, no. Last summer, I had a nasty sunburn. This summer, I’m sticking to burqas. I’d rather look like a nerd than a lobster (or worse). ---
**Author:** ![Ogre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecb155/32.png) [@Ogre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ogre)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2010, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-viciously-rich-super-bowl-pedophile/528205/6 "2010-02-09T00:47:32Z")
> [@i\_am\_a\_scientist](#): > > are you looking forward to sundress season? Too goddamn right I am. ---
**Author:** ![joyfool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@joyfool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joyfool)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2010, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-viciously-rich-super-bowl-pedophile/528205/7 "2010-02-09T00:47:50Z")
> [@cmyk](#): > > Do you enjoy the Olive Garden? Upon occasion. They have really good Ravioli di Portobello. ---
**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2010, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-viciously-rich-super-bowl-pedophile/528205/8 "2010-02-09T00:48:54Z")
Do you or don’t you not like to not use double negatives? ---
**Author:** ![An\_Arky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/87869e/32.png) [@An\_Arky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/An_Arky)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2010, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-viciously-rich-super-bowl-pedophile/528205/9 "2010-02-09T00:50:55Z")
Between Tim Tebow, Drew Brees and Payton Manning…Fuck, Date, Marry? ---
**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2010, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-viciously-rich-super-bowl-pedophile/528205/10 "2010-02-09T00:51:55Z")
Take a pack of ginger cookies. Soak them in rum for a few minutes. Meanwhile, whip up a load of whipping cream with some sugar, and stick the cookies together with the cream. Make a ring out of the cookies on a big plate, then cover with the rest of the cream. Easiest dessert in the world, and tastes amazing. WARNING: not suitable for Muslim terrorists or pedophiles! ---
**Author:** ![KennerTheGreat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/a8b319/32.png) [@KennerTheGreat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KennerTheGreat)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2010, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-viciously-rich-super-bowl-pedophile/528205/11 "2010-02-09T00:55:39Z")
Spent an enjoyable overnight in Toronto last Saturday. My kids got their first subway ride; seemed to be the highlight for them. ---
**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2010, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-viciously-rich-super-bowl-pedophile/528205/12 "2010-02-09T00:56:57Z")
nm ---
**Author:** ![Pray\_for\_peace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Pray\_for\_peace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pray_for_peace)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2010, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-viciously-rich-super-bowl-pedophile/528205/13 "2010-02-09T00:58:37Z")
Are you really an angry lawyer, or do you just play one on the internet? ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2010, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-viciously-rich-super-bowl-pedophile/528205/14 "2010-02-09T01:00:19Z")
How many children did you diddle in you box seat at the Super Bowl? ---
**Author:** ![miamouse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ad7895/32.png) [@miamouse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/miamouse)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2010, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-viciously-rich-super-bowl-pedophile/528205/15 "2010-02-09T01:11:07Z")
> [@i\_am\_a\_scientist](#): > > are you looking forward to sundress season? actually yes. It means I can stop heating this GD house. ---
**Author:** ![Minnie\_Luna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/4bbf92/32.png) [@Minnie\_Luna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Minnie_Luna)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2010, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-viciously-rich-super-bowl-pedophile/528205/16 "2010-02-09T01:19:09Z")
> [@](#): > > Tim Tebow, Drew Brees and Payton Manning…Fuck, Date, Marry? Fuck Tim Tebow, just so I can get pregnant with his love child and watch how fast he begs me to have an abortion. Date Brees, marry Manning. ---
**Author:** ![freckafree](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/freckafree/32/3050_2.png) [@freckafree](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/freckafree)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2010, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-viciously-rich-super-bowl-pedophile/528205/17 "2010-02-09T01:20:03Z")
> [@jjimm](#): > > Take a pack of ginger cookies. Soak them in rum for a few minutes. Meanwhile, whip up a load of whipping cream with some sugar, and stick the cookies together with the cream. Make a ring out of the cookies on a big plate, then cover with the rest of the cream. > > Easiest dessert in the world, and tastes amazing. Sounds awesome, and kind of white trashy (which is a good thing). Really rich people would look down their noses at it. And yet, it’s sophisticated enough that a pedophile probably couldn’t use it to tempt a child into his grasp. (“Hey, little girl. Wanna rum-soaked ginger cookie with whipped cream”? I don’t think so.) But you could serve it at a Super Bowl party. ---
**Author:** ![i\_am\_a\_scientist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/f07891/32.png) [@i\_am\_a\_scientist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/i_am_a_scientist)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2010, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-viciously-rich-super-bowl-pedophile/528205/18 "2010-02-09T01:30:10Z")
> [@MsRobyn](#): > > Not really, no. Last summer, I had a nasty sunburn. This summer, I’m sticking to burqas. I’d rather look like a nerd than a lobster (or worse). As a sunburned, awkward Muslim lobster fisherman, I take umbrage at this entire post. Please retract. ---
**Author:** ![MsRobyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@MsRobyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsRobyn)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2010, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-viciously-rich-super-bowl-pedophile/528205/19 "2010-02-09T01:41:29Z")
I will not retract my post. I am a special, unique snowflake, and I do not care about you or your problems. [sub]I keed, I keed![/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Rack-a-Bones](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/77aa72/32.png) [@Rack-a-Bones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rack-a-Bones)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2010, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-viciously-rich-super-bowl-pedophile/528205/20 "2010-02-09T02:04:30Z")
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