# Ask The Woman That's Currently PMSing **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 27, 2010, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-woman-thats-currently-pmsing/530658 "2010-02-27T17:11:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Alice\_The\_Goon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Alice\_The\_Goon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alice_The_Goon)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2010, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-woman-thats-currently-pmsing/530658/1 "2010-02-27T17:11:37Z")
So, you know, I don’t give a shit if you ask me anything or not. But if you want to, by all means, knock yourself out. :mad: ---
**Author:** ![MLS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/919ad9/32.png) [@MLS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MLS)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2010, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-woman-thats-currently-pmsing/530658/2 "2010-02-27T17:15:34Z")
So, tell us what’s \*really \*bothering you. ---
**Author:** ![Alice\_The\_Goon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Alice\_The\_Goon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alice_The_Goon)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2010, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-woman-thats-currently-pmsing/530658/3 "2010-02-27T17:19:01Z")
Men! People! Life! Kids! Cat hair! Water spots! Check Engine lights! The way my neighbor slams the door! Earthquakes! People staring at me! Old people! The weather! Bright lights! Bad music! Tila Tequila! The war in Afghanistan! That gnat! Should I go on? ---
**Author:** ![Maastricht](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a88e57/32.png) [@Maastricht](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maastricht)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2010, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-woman-thats-currently-pmsing/530658/4 "2010-02-27T17:21:41Z")
Okay, I get the picture. Now, what can we DO for you? ---
**Author:** ![WordMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e8c25b/32.png) [@WordMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WordMan)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2010, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-woman-thats-currently-pmsing/530658/5 "2010-02-27T17:21:41Z")
Hmmm - not feeling like the Sexiest Woman Alive anymore, judging by your change in title… …just that; I’m kinda afraid to ask you anything 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Alice\_The\_Goon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Alice\_The\_Goon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alice_The_Goon)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2010, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-woman-thats-currently-pmsing/530658/6 "2010-02-27T17:23:23Z")
> [@Maastricht](#): > > Okay, I get the picture. Now, what can we DO for you? Just leave me alone! ::runs away crying:: Wait- will you make me some grilled cheese with muenster and cream of tomato soup… and then some chocolate would be good… Then leave me alone! ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2010, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-woman-thats-currently-pmsing/530658/7 "2010-02-27T17:28:22Z")
Want some Midol laced Milky Way bars? ---
**Author:** ![Alice\_The\_Goon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Alice\_The\_Goon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alice_The_Goon)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2010, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-woman-thats-currently-pmsing/530658/8 "2010-02-27T17:36:28Z")
> [@Freudian\_Slit](#): > > Want some Midol laced Milky Way bars? I hate Milky Way bars, and if you really loved me, you would know that! ::glares:: ---
**Author:** ![MsWhatsit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb8c5e/32.png) [@MsWhatsit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsWhatsit)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2010, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-woman-thats-currently-pmsing/530658/9 "2010-02-27T17:38:16Z")
I know, right? Is he trying to make you FAT? Is that you want? For her to be FAT? You’d like that, wouldn’t you? That would just MAKE YOUR GOD DAMNED DAY. :mad: (Just giving a little solidarity to my sister in PMS. And if anyone has a problem with that, they can suck on it.) ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2010, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-woman-thats-currently-pmsing/530658/10 "2010-02-27T17:45:21Z")
::shrinks:: I…thought I was a girl…a fellow sister…solidarity…I’ll go now. ---
**Author:** ![MsWhatsit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb8c5e/32.png) [@MsWhatsit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsWhatsit)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2010, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-woman-thats-currently-pmsing/530658/11 "2010-02-27T17:47:27Z")
Psst… pass me the chocolate bar under the table and we’ll pretend this never happened. ---
**Author:** ![Alice\_The\_Goon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Alice\_The\_Goon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alice_The_Goon)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2010, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-woman-thats-currently-pmsing/530658/12 "2010-02-27T17:52:34Z")
> [@WordMan](#): > > Hmmm - not feeling like the Sexiest Woman Alive anymore, judging by your change in title… When I was ovulating, I was the Sexiest Woman Alive- now I’m a goon. Duh. :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![AHunter3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ahunter3/32/368_2.png) [@AHunter3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AHunter3)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2010, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-woman-thats-currently-pmsing/530658/13 "2010-02-27T18:09:48Z")
I once had a friend who said she wished she could bottle up how she feels when she has PMS and make selective use of it. Like when she has to call her health insurance company or deal with the bursar’s office at the University. (It didn’t make her feel vulnerable, it made her feel totally stabby with a garnish of malicious) How 'bout you? Anything you can do better like this than in conventional-hormones mode? ---
**Author:** ![Alice\_The\_Goon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Alice\_The\_Goon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alice_The_Goon)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2010, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-woman-thats-currently-pmsing/530658/14 "2010-02-27T18:15:56Z")
> [@AHunter3](#): > > How 'bout you? Anything you can do better like this than in conventional-hormones mode? I’m much more efficient at expressing my true feelings to fellow drivers. I can also throw better. ---
**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2010, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-woman-thats-currently-pmsing/530658/15 "2010-02-27T18:44:14Z")
_rethinks making a comment on yet another “ask the” thread_ _sets down some chocolate and backs away_ ---
**Author:** ![Alice\_The\_Goon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Alice\_The\_Goon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alice_The_Goon)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2010, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-woman-thats-currently-pmsing/530658/16 "2010-02-27T19:33:00Z")
Yeah… you _better_ run! ---
**Author:** ![gravitycrash](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/977dab/32.png) [@gravitycrash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gravitycrash)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2010, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-woman-thats-currently-pmsing/530658/17 "2010-02-27T19:41:16Z")
At least you can admit when you’re PMSing unlike most women I’ve known. Good for you! Is your SO or cat or dog cowering in a corner somewhere? ---
**Author:** ![whitetho](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/whitetho/32/1059_2.png) [@whitetho](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/whitetho)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2010, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-woman-thats-currently-pmsing/530658/18 "2010-02-27T19:43:21Z")
Is it okay if I just throw this wet towel on the bathroom floor? I wanted to check first… ---
**Author:** ![Flutterby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Flutterby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flutterby)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2010, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-woman-thats-currently-pmsing/530658/19 "2010-02-27T19:51:03Z")
Can I join you? I’ll just sit here and eat jelly beans and try to ignore everything annoying me and try not to bother you. K? ---
**Author:** ![Sage\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sage_rat/32/399_2.png) [@Sage\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sage_Rat)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2010, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-woman-thats-currently-pmsing/530658/20 "2010-02-27T20:29:56Z")
Chainsaw, crowbar, mallet, or shotgun? [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-woman-thats-currently-pmsing/530658.md?page=2)