# Ask..... Your MOM!!!!! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 30, 2003, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-your-mom/210522 "2003-10-30T21:30:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2003, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-your-mom/210522/61 "2003-11-04T17:46:53Z")
Mom, why did you marry Uncle Claudius? Didn’t he kill my dad? ---
**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2003, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-your-mom/210522/62 "2003-11-04T18:15:10Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by EddyTeddyFreddy \* > \*\*AM NOT!!! \*\* **LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE. YOUR NOSE IS BIGGER THAN THE CN TOWER.** 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2003, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-your-mom/210522/63 "2003-11-04T19:16:05Z")
/Mommy/I/think/that/sugar/went/bad/ /that/you/keep/in/that/tube/I/found/in/your/drawer/ /it/made/me/feel/all/excited/and/funny/ /and/now/my/nose/is/all/snotty/ /and/my/heart/is/beating/real/fast/ /can/I/have/more/please/ ---
**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2003, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-your-mom/210522/64 "2003-11-04T19:22:41Z")
WILL YOU GUYS PLEASE SHUT UP!!! I AM _TRYING TO **STUDY!!!** _ ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2003, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-your-mom/210522/65 "2003-11-04T19:40:39Z")
**Ilsa** is a poopy-pants **Ilsa** is a poopy-pants Cootie breath and cootie face **Ilsa** is a poopy-pants! You’re always sucking up to mom, pretending to be so good. HA! I’m gonna tell her about you and that boy down the street if you don’t watch out. I saw you and him in the bushes last night. I saw what you did!!! OUCH!! Muuuuuuuuuuuuuuummy!!! **Angua** knocked me over and bit my butt when I wasn’t looking! I didn’t even do anything!! I’m gonna have a tantrum! ---
**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2003, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-your-mom/210522/66 "2003-11-04T22:25:39Z")
> [@](#): > > You’re always sucking up to mom, pretending to be so good. HA! I’m gonna tell her about you and that boy down the street if you don’t watch out. I saw you and him in the bushes last night. I saw what you did!!! Not with no _ **GUY** _ I didn’t! And I think I know who it was that ate all of mommies FACE POWDER! ---
**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2003, 9:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-your-mom/210522/67 "2003-11-05T09:17:13Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by EddyTeddyFreddy \* > > OUCH!! Muuuuuuuuuuuuuuummy!!! **Angua** knocked me over and bit my butt when I wasn’t looking! I didn’t even do anything!! > > I’m gonna have a tantrum! \*\* Did not! Did not. Did not. Did not. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2003, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-your-mom/210522/68 "2003-11-05T12:54:01Z")
Mom, can I wear makeup? ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2003, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-your-mom/210522/69 "2003-11-05T13:10:08Z")
**DID!** ---
**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2003, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-your-mom/210522/70 "2003-11-05T13:56:49Z")
**DID NOT!!!** Muuuuuuuuuuum!!! **ETF’s** being nasty again!!! ---
**Author:** ![DrMemory](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/977dab/32.png) [@DrMemory](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrMemory)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2003, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-your-mom/210522/71 "2003-11-05T14:00:54Z")
MMM-MMM That was sure SOME GOOD LIVER, Mom…Thanks!! BTW, Where IS Swampbear??? Can I borrow the car? I promise I’ll put gas in it THIS time. No, REALLY!! Not like when I called you from out of town when it ran out of gas. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-your-mom/210522.md?page=3)