# Asking the musical question . . . **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 28, 2000, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/asking-the-musical-question/15565 "2000-03-28T16:58:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![as\_u\_wish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6f9a4e/32.png) [@as\_u\_wish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/as_u_wish)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2000, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/asking-the-musical-question/15565/81 "2000-04-03T02:40:00Z")
## Will you be my dixie chicken? inconceivable? i don’t think that word means what you think it does ---
**Author:** ![Ruffian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/71e660/32.png) [@Ruffian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ruffian)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2000, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/asking-the-musical-question/15565/82 "2000-04-03T03:06:00Z")
I can’t believe no one’s said this one: What’s love got to do with it? Moving on to others… If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? When you dream, what do you dream about? Who needs sleep? What kind of man would I be? Who’s that girl? (2 songs) What have you done for me lately? How bad do you want it? Who will save your soul? DO I stress you out?..Do I wear you out?..Why are you so petrified of silence?..Did you think about your bills, your ex, your deadlines, when you’re gonna die…? (all from the same song) Are you still mad? Who am I? Do you hear the people sing? Can you feel the love tonight? That’s all I can think of for now. 🙂 * * * Teaching: The ultimate birth control method. [Laura’s Stuff and Things](http://members.aol.com/lrconaway) ---
**Author:** ![rowrrbazzle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rowrrbazzle/32/414_2.png) [@rowrrbazzle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rowrrbazzle)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2000, 6:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/asking-the-musical-question/15565/83 "2000-04-03T06:27:00Z")
Did you ever see a dream walking? Well, I did! Who is Sylvia? What is she, that all our swains commend her? * * * For business reasons, I must preserve the outward signs of sanity. - Mark Twain ---
**Author:** ![G.B.H.Hornswoggler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c67d28/32.png) [@G.B.H.Hornswoggler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/G.B.H.Hornswoggler)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2000, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/asking-the-musical-question/15565/84 "2000-04-04T05:00:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by Rilchiam: > \*\*Why can’t I get just one \*\ ***?** I guess it’s got something to do with luck. * * * I’m your only friend I’m not your only friend But I’m a little glowing friend But really I’m not actually your friend But I am ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2000, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/asking-the-musical-question/15565/85 "2000-04-04T13:41:00Z")
Have you _never_ been mellow? * * * [Ask the Gay Guy!](http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum7/HTML/001376.html) ---
**Author:** ![the\_Scarlet\_Pimpernel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f1d935/32.png) [@the\_Scarlet\_Pimpernel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/the_Scarlet_Pimpernel)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2000, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/asking-the-musical-question/15565/86 "2000-04-04T14:13:00Z")
Who couldnt dance with you? How are things in Gloccamorra? Why, oh why, oh why, oh why did we ever leave Ohio? Who put the overalls in Mrs Murphy’s chowder? * * * Hey, sweetie! You want a Danish with that coffee? – _another custom design by the mind of Wally_ ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2000, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/asking-the-musical-question/15565/87 "2000-04-04T14:30:00Z")
Good lord—I just started this thread last week because I was so incredibly bored; I had no idea it would turn into another Edwardian House Party! ---
**Author:** ![dekayx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c6cbf5/32.png) [@dekayx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dekayx)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2000, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/asking-the-musical-question/15565/88 "2000-04-04T14:56:00Z")
Did I shave my legs for this??? * * * I am diagonally parked in a parallel universe. ---
**Author:** ![G.B.H.Hornswoggler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c67d28/32.png) [@G.B.H.Hornswoggler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/G.B.H.Hornswoggler)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2000, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/asking-the-musical-question/15565/89 "2000-04-05T12:49:00Z")
When the law breaks in, how you gonna go: shot down on the pavement or waiting in death row? Honey, Are You Straight Or Are You Blind? Why do you cry and cheat, and trample people under your feet? And Mathilda asks the sailors, “Are those dreams or are those prayers?” What the hell is he building in there? * * * I’m your only friend I’m not your only friend But I’m a little glowing friend But really I’m not actually your friend But I am [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/asking-the-musical-question/15565.md?page=4)