# Aslan/Garfield Slashfic **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [March 5, 2016, 6:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aslan-garfield-slashfic/747983 "2016-03-05T06:13:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![StusBlues](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dc4da7/32.png) [@StusBlues](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StusBlues)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2016, 6:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aslan-garfield-slashfic/747983/1 "2016-03-05T06:13:58Z")
Does it exist? And what does that say about the state of our society? ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2016, 6:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aslan-garfield-slashfic/747983/2 "2016-03-05T06:23:31Z")
Does it exist? See Rule 34. What does it say about our society? That there are some sick motherfuckers out there with way too much time on their hands. ---
**Author:** ![chrisk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/6de8d8/32.png) [@chrisk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chrisk)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2016, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aslan-garfield-slashfic/747983/3 "2016-03-05T13:29:38Z")
You know, I’m not entirely convinced that Rule 34 is an absolute. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Balance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ccd318/32.png) [@Balance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Balance)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2016, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aslan-garfield-slashfic/747983/4 "2016-03-05T15:29:57Z")
> [@chrisk](#): > > You know, I’m not entirely convinced that Rule 34 is an absolute. 😃 More of a self-fulfilling prophecy, I think. ---
**Author:** ![Lamia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Lamia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lamia)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2016, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aslan-garfield-slashfic/747983/5 "2016-03-05T16:46:04Z")
> [@StusBlues](#): > > Does it exist? And what does that say about the state of our society? What does it say about you that you’re asking? ---
**Author:** ![Uosdwis\_R.Dewoh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Uosdwis\_R.Dewoh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uosdwis_R.Dewoh)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2016, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aslan-garfield-slashfic/747983/6 "2016-03-05T17:09:08Z")
Why Garfield exactly? Why not Teddy Roosevelt? It would make more sense. They could meet while Roosevelt is on safari and fall in love. ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2016, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aslan-garfield-slashfic/747983/7 "2016-03-05T19:31:28Z")
Have you ever been in a conversation and not have a clue what the hell its about? This is one of those times. ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2016, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aslan-garfield-slashfic/747983/8 "2016-03-05T19:58:30Z")
> [@Uosdwis\_R.Dewoh](#): > > Why Garfield exactly? Why not Teddy Roosevelt? It would make more sense. They could meet while Roosevelt is on safari and fall in love. Or you could substitute him for Aslan instead, and have some hot Roosevelt/Garfield action. You know, for all the fans of erotic presidential slash fiction. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2016, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aslan-garfield-slashfic/747983/9 "2016-03-05T20:41:55Z")
> [@Miller](#): > > Or you could substitute him for Aslan instead, and have some hot Roosevelt/Garfield action. You know, for all the fans of erotic presidential slash fiction. I just googled “president slash fiction”. It does indeed exist. (I don’t know about that particular pairing though) ---
**Author:** ![Penfeather](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/penfeather/32/384_2.png) [@Penfeather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Penfeather)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2016, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aslan-garfield-slashfic/747983/10 "2016-03-05T20:52:48Z")
> [@StusBlues](#): > > Does it exist? And what does that say about the state of our society? He is not a tame lion? ---
**Author:** ![Fretful\_Porpentine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fretful_porpentine/32/2873_2.png) [@Fretful\_Porpentine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fretful_Porpentine)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2016, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aslan-garfield-slashfic/747983/11 "2016-03-05T20:57:21Z")
> [@Guinastasia](#): > > I just googled “president slash fiction”. It does indeed exist. (I don’t know about that particular pairing though) … OK, I got curious after you posted that, and it turns out that Nixon / Kissinger fic is actually a thing. I did not need to know that :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2016, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aslan-garfield-slashfic/747983/12 "2016-03-05T21:14:34Z")
> [@](#): > > Quoth **Gatopescado** : > > Have you ever been in a conversation and not have a clue what the hell its about? > > This is one of those times. Aslan: C. S. Lewis’s depiction of Jesus in his Narnia stories, manifested as a great lion. Garfield: Either a fat orange housecat who’s the title character of a long-running comic strip, or the 20th President of the United States. Slashfic: Erotic fan-written fiction about a pairing of two well-known characters, usually both male, commonly found on the Internet. The “slash” comes from the punctuation between the two characters names, as for example “Aslan/Garfield”. ---
**Author:** ![Baron\_Greenback](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/baron_greenback/32/48_2.png) [@Baron\_Greenback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baron_Greenback)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2016, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aslan-garfield-slashfic/747983/13 "2016-03-05T21:44:18Z")
I’m holding out for Paddington Bear/that bear out of The Revenant slash. ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2016, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aslan-garfield-slashfic/747983/14 "2016-03-06T04:13:33Z")
Are they brought together by their mutual hatred of Mondays? ---
**Author:** ![pulykamell](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pulykamell/32/3166_2.png) [@pulykamell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pulykamell)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2016, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aslan-garfield-slashfic/747983/15 "2016-03-06T04:23:00Z")
> [@Chronos](#): > > Slashfic: Erotic fan-written fiction about a pairing of two well-known characters, usually both male, commonly found on the Internet. The “slash” comes from the punctuation between the two characters names, as for example “Aslan/Garfield”. Well, I just learned something. That is not at all what I thought “slashfic” meant. I thought it was something like “slasher fiction,” as in like a Freddy vs Jason kind of thing. Not that I really thought it through. Well, glad I learned that before I completely embarrassed myself. ---
**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2016, 5:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aslan-garfield-slashfic/747983/16 "2016-03-06T05:59:48Z")
> [@Penfeather](#): > > He is not a tame lion? That was the first thing that went through my head, and I said “No way there isn’t literal slashing in this one…” ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2016, 1:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aslan-garfield-slashfic/747983/17 "2016-03-06T13:04:02Z")
> [@StusBlues](#): > > Does it exist? And what does that say about the state of our society? You thought of it. What do you have to say about that? :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2016, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aslan-garfield-slashfic/747983/18 "2016-03-06T13:08:09Z")
> [@Miller](#): > > Or you could substitute him for Aslan instead, and have some hot Roosevelt/Garfield action. You know, for all the fans of erotic presidential slash fiction. > [@Guinastasia](#): > > I just googled “president slash fiction”. It does indeed exist. (I don’t know about that particular pairing though) [They were more innocent times…](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cultural_depictions_of_Abraham_Lincoln#/media/File:TheApotheosisLincolnAndWashington1860s.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![elbows](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/b3f665/32.png) [@elbows](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elbows)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2016, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aslan-garfield-slashfic/747983/19 "2016-03-06T13:21:00Z")
Yeah, ‘slashfic’, had me stumped too! I thought you’d forgotten an ‘l’, and meant slashf **l** ic, meaning movie. I was imagining slasher films! (Would it really have been that challenging to have added the, ‘…tion’, ending to that word, in the name of clarity?:dubious: An extra 2 seconds maybe?) ---
**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2016, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aslan-garfield-slashfic/747983/20 "2016-03-11T21:31:53Z")
Ever so slowly and tenderly they started licking their own balls. Aslan who is very old and hasn’t gotten laid in a very long time was the first to get aroused. Garfield, usually a lazy cat, is ironically a very generous and eager lover. He noticed Aslans state and quickly went over to his lover… [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aslan-garfield-slashfic/747983.md?page=2)