# Aslan/Garfield Slashfic

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aslan-garfield-slashfic/747983>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [March 5, 2016, 6:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aslan-garfield-slashfic/747983 "2016-03-05T06:13:58Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 3\
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**Author:** ![Dewey\_Finn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dewey_finn/32/4222_2.png) [@Dewey\_Finn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dewey_Finn)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2016, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aslan-garfield-slashfic/747983/41 "2016-03-15T03:42:45Z")

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Get some local artisans to create a leather suit sized for Garfield? There’s no way Aslan is going to do that, as it would expose his secret shame to ridicule.

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**Author:** ![AngelSoft](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/angelsoft/32/440_2.png) [@AngelSoft](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelSoft)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2016, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aslan-garfield-slashfic/747983/42 "2016-03-15T14:47:53Z")

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> [@Dewey\_Finn](#):
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> Get some local artisans to create a leather suit sized for Garfield? There’s no way Aslan is going to do that, as it would expose his secret shame to ridicule.

He’s freakin Jesus lion. They speak a word of it to anyone and they’re kitty chow. I mean that could be a great side plot to go along with the smut if you think about it. Aslan’s deep love for Garfield mixed with the shame of it, his efforts to keep everything out of the public eye. It could work.

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**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2016, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aslan-garfield-slashfic/747983/43 "2016-03-15T21:50:58Z")

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> [@Dewey\_Finn](#):
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> Next you’re going to tell me that they exist in different universes and therefore can’t interact. Nonsense. The Multiverse allows all. And you have to remember; it’s not about sex for Aslan. He’s tired of being in charge of everything in Narnia and finds it comforting to be dominated by an obese housecat.

Especially since the Narnia series is explicitly set in a multiverse. Narnia is a separate universe than the universe the Pevensies inhabit. And Aslan has no trouble crossing over for a bit to help out Eustace and Scrub near the end of the _Lady and the Green Kirtle_.

Get those green and yellow rings to Garfield, and get him into Narnia before it dies. Or, since worlds apparently merge in the afterlife, have the Garfield that died in that one Halloween strip show up in Aslan’s Real Country.

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