# Assassin from Hashish

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/assassin-from-hashish/239604>\
**Category:** Cecil's Columns/Staff Reports\
**Created:** [April 12, 2004, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/assassin-from-hashish/239604 "2004-04-12T14:43:55Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 8\
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**Author:** ![whatigot4208](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/9de0a6/32.png) [@whatigot4208](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/whatigot4208)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2004, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/assassin-from-hashish/239604/1 "2004-04-12T14:43:55Z")

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About the post on the word assassin deriving from the word hashish, in the book, “Angels and Demons” by Dan Brown, in one of the first chapters he talks about the illuminati using hashish and about the word assassin coming from that use.

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**Author:** ![Khadaji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Khadaji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khadaji)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2004, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/assassin-from-hashish/239604/2 "2004-04-12T15:20:54Z")

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Hi whatigot4208. It is usually considered good form to provide a [Link](http://www.straightdope.com/mailbag/massassin.html) to the column in question.

As to that, I’m not sure what you are saying. Are you siting Dan Brown as an authority, or are you asking for confirmation?

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**Author:** ![Exapno\_Mapcase](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/exapno_mapcase/32/1051_2.png) [@Exapno\_Mapcase](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Exapno_Mapcase)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2004, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/assassin-from-hashish/239604/3 "2004-04-12T17:37:32Z")

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As a general rule of thumb, if Dan Brown says that the sun rises in the east, prepare to see it rise in the west tomorrow.

Second general rule of thumb, no sentence with the word “illuminati” in it is true.

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**Author:** ![Mathochist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c89c15/32.png) [@Mathochist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mathochist)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2004, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/assassin-from-hashish/239604/4 "2004-04-12T17:59:09Z")

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> [@Exapno Mapcase](#):
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> As a general rule of thumb, if Dan Brown says that the sun rises in the east, prepare to see it rise in the west tomorrow.
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> Second general rule of thumb, no sentence with the word “illuminati” in it is true.

1. Okay: Brown bad, Greene good.

2. This sentence is illuminati false.

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**Author:** ![Exapno\_Mapcase](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/exapno_mapcase/32/1051_2.png) [@Exapno\_Mapcase](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Exapno_Mapcase)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2004, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/assassin-from-hashish/239604/5 "2004-04-12T19:53:33Z")

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1. The first time was funny. The second time was tiresome. This third time is stupid.

2. Yep, this is also stupid.

If you have a problem, take it elsewhere.

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**Author:** ![Zakalwe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zakalwe/32/270_2.png) [@Zakalwe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zakalwe)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2004, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/assassin-from-hashish/239604/6 "2004-04-12T20:59:03Z")

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> [@Exapno Mapcase](#):
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> [G]eneral rule of thumb, no sentence with the word “illuminati” in it is true.

May I have dibs on this for a sig?

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**Author:** ![Exapno\_Mapcase](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/exapno_mapcase/32/1051_2.png) [@Exapno\_Mapcase](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Exapno_Mapcase)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2004, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/assassin-from-hashish/239604/7 "2004-04-12T21:23:32Z")

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Be my guest. 🆒

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**Author:** ![epepke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9de0a6/32.png) [@epepke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/epepke)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2004, 7:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/assassin-from-hashish/239604/8 "2004-04-19T07:58:45Z")

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> [@whatigot4208](#):
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> About the post on the word assassin deriving from the word hashish, in the book, “Angels and Demons” by Dan Brown, in one of the first chapters he talks about the illuminati using hashish and about the word assassin coming from that use.

If ever someone sends an assassin to kill me, I can only hope that he has been using hashish. I imagine the exchange would go something like this:

Him: Hey, dude. No offense and all, but I’ve come to kill you.  
Me: How?  
Him: I’ve got a knife somewhere. [fumble fumble] Wow, look at my hand!
