# "Assault" for "assaulted", "text" for "texted", etc.  Anybody else noticing this?

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**Created:** [October 1, 2016, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/assault-for-assaulted-text-for-texted-etc-anybody-else-noticing-this/767325 "2016-10-01T00:44:26Z")\
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> [@ThelmaLou](#):
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> I am employed by one.
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> DIE(rhymes with “sigh”)–OH–CEASE (as in "cease and desist). Stress on the first syllable.

I thought the OP was referring to using the singular ‘diocese’ when referring to many/multiple/numerous ‘dioces_es_’.

I’ll add noticing more and more people not actually pronouncing the possessive ‘s’ when the possessing word ends in an -[consonant]s. So like, “that’s Smithers’/Smithers’s\* Malibu Stacy” is said like, “that’s Smithers Malibu Stacy”. It grates!

- this isn’t about the written form and whether you should drop the last s or not, so don’t go there! 😛

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Right here on the Dope, here’s an example. Just read the very first sentence of [this thread right here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=831990).

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> [@Spectre\_of\_Pithecanthropus](#):
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> Right here on the Dope, here’s an example. Just read the very first sentence of [this thread right here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=831990).

Given the rest of his post and his other posts in that thread, that seems more like a typo than intentional construction.

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In my neck of the woods I could find myself speaking with 2 people, one who says: “That thing needs fixed.” and another who says: “I fixded it.”.

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**Post date:** [July 30, 2017, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/assault-for-assaulted-text-for-texted-etc-anybody-else-noticing-this/767325/45 "2017-07-30T14:45:02Z")

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I haven’t noticed “assault” for “assaulted” but I have certainly heard/seen “text” rather than “texted.” I think it happens because “text” sounds like it could be a past tense form, along the lines of “vexed” or “flexed.” For someone who hears it that way, “texted” sounds wrong, as though one were doubling the past tense markers.

I have encountered this particular habit more often in the UK than in the US (I can’t speak to other countries). On another forum I belong to, based in the UK and with a huge membership, arguments about the text/texted controversy arise rather frequently. Some people insist that they could never say “texted.” They generally can’t explain why other than to say, “It sounds wrong.”

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> [@Spectre\_of\_Pithecanthropus](#):
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> Right here on the Dope, here’s an example. Just read the very first sentence of [this thread right here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=831990).

If it took you a year to locate your first example, I’m going out on a limb to suggest this is not the tidal wave of linguistic doom your OP made it out to be. 🙂

In a more serious vein, I suspect the whole thing is **BigT** ’s contention of folks eliding sounds, rather than an effort to ignore declensions.

Coupled of course with txt-writing, where \*every \* orthographic / linguistic convention is sacrificed in the single-minded pursuit of using fewer characters before hitting [Send].

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> [@Spectre\_of\_Pithecanthropus](#):
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> all of those Catholic “dio-sees”…ahhrrrrgh!

Not something that forms a regular topic of conversation with me, but that’s always been the standard pronunciation for the plural that I grew up with. Or did you mean that’s how people are pronouncing the singular?

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I wouldn’t be surprised if we start hearing “diosee” as the singular, the same way a lot of people say “specie” as the singular for “species.”

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Me too. One DYE-oh-Cease. Two DYE-oh-Seize.

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**Post date:** [July 30, 2017, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/assault-for-assaulted-text-for-texted-etc-anybody-else-noticing-this/767325/50 "2017-07-30T15:16:18Z")

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One I’ve noticed on occasion, and from folks who ought to know better, is “incent” used instead of “incentivize”.

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**Post date:** [July 30, 2017, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/assault-for-assaulted-text-for-texted-etc-anybody-else-noticing-this/767325/51 "2017-07-30T15:25:40Z")

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When I was a kid in the '70s, I only heard “versus,” pronounced in full.

My guess as to what happened is that some people started to parse the phrase differently.

So “Ali versus Foreman” is “Ali against Foreman” - noun-preposition-noun.

But some people stated parsing it as subject-object-verb - “Ali opposes Foreman.”

So if it’s a verb then “verse” makes sense as part of a conjugation.

I think there’s a second thing going on in which people think it sounds wrong to repeat sounds. So Charle’s instead of Charles’s, tex’d instead of texted, etc.

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