# Assemble a band made up of musicians who were born on your birthday

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**Created:** [April 5, 2016, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/assemble-a-band-made-up-of-musicians-who-were-born-on-your-birthday/751224 "2016-04-05T01:50:37Z")\
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Once we have several entries we can vote on the best group.

For March 15, I have:  
[ul]  
[li] **Bret Michaels** (Poison) on lead vocals[/li][li] **Terrence Trent D’Arby** on vocals[/li][li] **Lightnin’ Hopkins** on vocals[/li][li] **Ry Cooder** on lead guitar[/li][li] **Phil Lesh** (Grateful Dead) on bass[/li][li] **Sly Stone** (Sly and the Family Stone) on organ and vocals[/li][li] **Ralph MacDonald** (Caribbean percussionist) on drums[/li][li] **Mike Love** (Beach Boys) on vocals and sax[/li][/ul]  
mmm

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This is the only one I’ve heard of for Feb 2nd listed on wiki.

1977 – Shakira, Colombian singer-songwriter, producer, and actress

There’s a couple saxaphonists from early 20th century and a few composers from the 18th/19th century.

Also, whoever this guy is

1983 – Alex Westaway, English singer-songwriter and guitarist (Fightstar)

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February 10:

Roberta Flack on vocals  
Vic Fuentes (from Pierce the Veil…never heard of him, or of them) on guitar/keyboards  
Cliff Burton on bass guitar

I can’t find a drummer, so we’ll just use a drum machine.

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**Author:** ![desertmonk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/898d66/32.png) [@desertmonk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/desertmonk)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2016, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/assemble-a-band-made-up-of-musicians-who-were-born-on-your-birthday/751224/4 "2016-04-05T02:21:43Z")

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Piano: Regina Spektor  
Turntables: Dr. Dre  
Vocals: Yoko Ono!

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**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\
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October 29, a REALLY BAD DAY for musician birthdays. The only first-rater is Zoot Sims, the great jazz saxophonist.

So I have a screwy little combo of

Fanny Brice on vocals  
Zoot on alto and tenor saxes  
Neal Hefti on trumpet (I didn’t even know Hefti PLAYED trumpet; I only know him as an arranger for Count Basie and a few other great jazz bands)  
David Paton on guitar (he played with the Bay City Rollers, shoot me now.)

So I got a one-man rhythm section…no drums, no bass, no piano.

Joseph Goebbels can be the announcer, and sit onstage as my eye-candy.

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October 9th.

John Lennon.  
Jackson Browne.  
Camille Saint-Saens.

I win.

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September 23  
Bruce Springsteen  
John Coltrane  
Ray Charles  
Ani Difranco  
Julio Iglesias  
Not too shabby. I don’t know what kind of music they would come up with but it would probably be interesting.

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There are a few people I’ve never heard of who are labeled as singers, but no one who plays an instrument.

However, I share my birthday with [Richard Feynman](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Feynman), so according to SDMB geekdom, I win this and any other birthday thread.

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Stevie Wonder and Mary Wells for singers.  
Buckethead on guitar  
Gil Evans on piano  
Ritchie Valens on guitar

No drummers, apparently, but Stephen Colbert can introduce the act.

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> [@GuanoLad](#):
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> October 9th.
> 
> John Lennon.  
> Jackson Browne.  
> Camille Saint-Saens.
> 
> I win.

Not so fast. March 30th:

**ERIC CLAPTON.** Guitars, vocals  
**Tracy Chapman** Guitars, vocals  
Graeme Edge (drummer for the Moody Blues)  
Lene Lovich (vocals, sax)  
Norah Jones (she’s jazz, but I still want her in my band: vocals, keyboards or bass).

So Clapton and a bunch of amazingly talented women.

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Well, it would be a mix of genres, but:

May 16

Robert Fripp, King Crimson, on guitar.  
Krist Novoselic of Nirvana on bass.  
Roger Earl of Foghat on drums.  
And on lead vocals - Janet Jackson.

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My wife does MUCH better. Here’s the Ukulele Lady’s band:

Doc Severinsen on trumpet  
Hank Mobley on tenor sax  
Anton Karas on zither (composer and performer of the “Third Man Theme”)  
Mary Ford on guitar (collaborated with Les Paul)  
Gustav Mahler on piano  
Joe Zawinul on synthesizers  
Ringo Starr on drums

Felicien Rops, the Belgian Symbolist artist and pornographer, can do their poster art.

Virginia Rappe, “starlet” allegedly raped to death by Fatty Arbuckle in 1921, as groupie.

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> [@Chefguy](#):
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> Stevie Wonder and Mary Wells for singers.  
> Buckethead on guitar  
> Gil Evans on piano  
> Ritchie Valens on guitar
> 
> No drummers, apparently, but Stephen Colbert can introduce the act.

We could have **Paul Thompson** on drums. “Our” band would also have **Magic Dick** on mouth organ, **Danny Kirwan** on guitar, and **Dennis Rodman** could be our road manager.

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September 26

George Gershwin, piano  
Marty Robbins, guitar, piano, dobro, and vocals  
Al Pitrelli, guitar  
Shannon Hoon, guitar  
Shawn Stockman (Boyz II Men), vocals  
Bryan Ferry, vocals  
Olivia Newton-John, vocals  
Christina Milian, vocals  
Gal Costa, vocals

Plenty of vocalists, though a little light on instruments.

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Mine would be more of a weird vocal act than a band, with Don Everly, Harry Styles, and Rick James.  
I think the rest of my birthday bunch would make movies together: Clark Gable, Brandon Lee, Michael C. Hall, and Sherman Hemsley, all directed by John Ford. What a show that would be.

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April 24:

Kelly Clarkson - vocals  
Barbra Streisand - vocals  
Captain Sensible (The Damned) - guitar  
Jack Blades (Night Ranger) - guitar  
David J (Bauhaus) - bass  
Doug Clifford (CCR) - drums  
Joe Henderson - saxophone

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October 26

Keith Strickland - guitars  
Keith Urban - guitars/vocals  
Bootsy Collins - bass  
Tommy Mars - keyboards  
Natalie Merchant - vocals

Hmmm… I need a drummer. How about Sverre Gjørbad, from the Swedish jazz band “Dingobats”?

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June 12th starts off promising…

John Wetton - bass  
Chick Corea - piano  
Brad Delp - vocals  
(Do dead people count? If not, Wetton can be the singer as well)

But guitarists and drummers are light:

The only drummer I could find that I’ve heard of is Bun E. Carlos of Cheap Trick. I should say I know the band’s radio hits, I had no idea what their drummer’s name is.

The only guitarist I’ve heard of is Kenny Wayne Shepherd. I’m familiar with the name, but not his music.

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I’ve got Yo-Yo Ma and John Cougar. What a duet they would make.

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Freddie Mercury, vocalist, together with Dweezil Zappa on guitar and Jared Warth on bass, are The September 5 Band.

Through the wonders of technology, I’m actually able to share with you a mock up of my superband’s collaboration: [The September 5 Band perform John Cage’s most renowned composition, 4’33.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7C5qfMfhjZk). Watch out for a special appearance by rapper Sway.

So go on. Top 4 minutes and 33 seconds of Freddie Mercury not singing. :::micdrop:::

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